Ashley James #56 fighting for justice one afflink at a time

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That’s a strange thing to say about the new mum crying at the dining room table. Does she mean herself back in the day or the newborn’s (that Timmy is babysitting) mum? Weird.
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Ugh it’s just all so contrived. Also random thought I had - have we ever seen / heard Ash laugh? Like proper laughing, something tickled her, belly laugh? Not seen evidence of this on telly, on Instagram…never. She takes herself so seriously, no real moments caught whatsoever. It’s genuinely sad.
I thought the same earlier - nope. Never. Only that totally staged weebly wobbly back and forth laugh she does where she is smiling on the outside but her eyes tell you otherwise. Contrived and awkward but never truly authentic.
 
Seriously what is she DOING down there?! Is she expecting a few dwarves as guests?

Also how about ‘this should be a sign to invite your FRIENDS over for festive drinks’. Plenty of us are capable of having friends who are male despite PATRIARCHY 🤣 she’s so bloody sexist.
 

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The whole bleeping thing is so embarrassing. She’s moved to London, paying £4k in childcare to film fake dinner parties with fake friends. Where’s Emma? Steph BV and CDC? Pandora? Cook a roast chicken for them atleast. Tommy the wet wipe in a kids playroom with a newborn that doesn’t belong to him so his Mrs, who he hasn’t shagged since Lockdown, can promote a few bottles of wine

As Stace Solomon would say, sort ya life out 😂
 
As always making a big song and paid for dance about doing something most of us just do. Why do people need a sign? I’d say most of us, with actual friends, are more than able to have our friends over for catch ups, drinks, whatever. We just don’t feel the need to talk about it like it’s a huge event because, well, it’s just normal. No doubt these women are made up of the ‘cast’ of women she’s talked about befriending recently and it just goes to show she’s done so for the purposes of using them on social media. Nobody in her life, children included, are there for any other reason than being props in her IG schilling.
 
Why on earth would I be waiting for Ashley to give me the green light to invite my friends over, she clearly is only doing it because she's paid to do so and quite frankly if a 'friend' of mine invited me to a fake gathering for the purpose of some crap advert narrative I would think they had lost their mind. Ashley is just using it yet again to waffle on about getting her sodding pink back.... someone needs to tell her she's not a bloody flamingo!!
 
All I’m taking away from this is that she got pregnant 2.5 months into her relationship with Alfie, classy 🤣

Oh I couldn't work out if it was this soon or a year later.

Either way she makes becoming a mother sound like the worst thing that has ever happened and something you need to get past in life. She obviously found time to move her crying self away from the dining table to shag TNB a second time for Ada.
 
A month in she made it clear her dinner parties “were a thing” and she was always going to do them, and she she what … 1 dinner party?! 😂 despite about 10 months combined of lockdown so she’s still had the majority of the last 5 years and a huge house to host in but hasn’t done a single dinner and only does it now that it’s a sponsorship 😂😂
 
If it wasn’t for her neglectful damaging parenting, I would find her highly entertaining, in a cringe Alan Partridge way. Dinner Party - so outdated a term, can’t even cook a simple supper for girlfriends, atrocious table setting, look at me I’m so sociable. Tragic. Can’t dress herself. Looks awful day to day. Hires stylist, hair and make up team on a regular basis. Looks overdressed, outdated and cheap.
But because of the damage she’s doing to her children - both of them - whilst maintaining she’s a great mum, I detest her.
 
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