Ashley James #35 Poor Alf and Ada, Mum’s a dick and Dad’s got no balls

[screenfreelookatme]

Do we think Ashley actually knows either of her children’s shoe sizes

Clearly not

 

[willowtree2]

I wouldn’t put my seven year old in flip flops

As a 35 year old I don’t even wear flip flops. Birkenstocks all the way

 

[Redbricks]

Does she get Michael crunchy curls round so she can do a reel in the hope that we don't know that every click on the items in the reels earns her money??

Does Ada and Alf go to a childminder whilst she films her outfits ???

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

What the duck is this
She will never ever wear it!

 

[willowtree2]

My insides are shrivelling at the comments on her outfit reel
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What the duck is this
She will never ever wear it!

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Tabard for the baby bank volunteering before heading to a work dinner

 

[Elle055]

"ARM GARTERS. TWO FOR A POUND!"

 

[willowtree2]

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"ARM GARTERS. TWO FOR A POUND!"

What the duck are arm garters? Something Tories use?
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Just a receipt of her being an insensitive unaware twit.

 

[moimoi]

Just a casual £85 on a plain pink beanie, but won't buy Alf new clothes.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

All the bras she poses in and she couldn’t be bothered to change it

 

[Elle055]

What the duck are arm garters? Something Tories use?
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Just a receipt of her being an insensitive unaware twit.

Omg did she edit it?

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

My insides are shrivelling at the comments on her outfit reel
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Tabard for the baby bank volunteering before heading to a work dinner

Maybe she’s going to be a dinner lady at the littles’ school

 

[BusyDoinNuffin]

Maybe she’s going to be a dinner lady at the littles’ school

Maybe they are relaunching The Big Breakfast on Channel 4 and she is going to be appearing in a popular, regular segment. If you know, you know….

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Omg did she edit it?

Looks like it, after she was called out

 

[kiraaarrrr]

I think it says USA 5C but that doesn’t make sense for either child (unless one is either very above or very below average!)

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Awww my 3yr old is 102cm tall but only a size 6, my tiny footed girl

 

[sasbeep]

Omg I’ve just seen the flip flops for an 8 month old baby who can’t walk!! And she wouldn’t even buy alf clothes that fit him for their last holiday because “he will only grow out of time”. I can’t cope!

 

[DaisyDaisy87]

Kissing Ollie Lockes baby on the face yet did an advert for awareness of HSV

 

[sasbeep]

To be fair to the childminder the current safety guidelines say not to put those plastic things over sockets and they actually make it less safe.

 

[Algeronwashere]

Nothing from Sainsburys in that reel now her partnership has ended??

 

[littlepup]

I can totally see Ash as the type who’ll put her kids in economy while she flies business once they’re older.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I can totally see Ash as the type who’ll put her kids in economy while she flies business once they’re older.

Yeah and say ‘they wouldn’t appreciate it anyway as they only want to watch screens, I might as well save MY hard-earned money on them and make sure Mamma arrives on holiday refreshed and rested’