Ashley James #31 family of four; me, ADaline and my boobs

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‘Work interviews’
What even is that? More begging & grifting probs.
Why do these influencer’s think they have to charge about during the summer? What’s wrong with spending time at home with your children?
When mine were young I used to love having them at home during the holidays
 

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Flossie2 said:
‘Work interviews’
What even is that?
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Probably some bollocks on page 14 of the Tesco clubcard magazine or something equally crap. “5 ways with watermelon and weaning my baby girl organically”.

Book title - “Happy then, happy now and other lies I’ve told”

“Follow one woman’s climb from obscurity to mediocrity. From her early days as a mere fireman’s daughter Ashley was objectified by males. After having her northern accent bullied out of her in her teens at a previously all boys boarding school, she decided to take control of the patriarchy, by pursuing a career in being objectified by males.
From an insecure people pleaser with a litany of ex celeb boyfriends in her wake, Ashley found herself taking courses in self improvement and travelling the world one luxury hotel at a time, self funded of course, by her role as an underwear model and posting bikini snaps. She found peace and contentment being single, despite being bored in her own company, until her wish on a star for the perfect man came true. Embarking on a new relationship Ash got more than she bargained for when she quickly fell pregnant. Plunged into lockdown and motherhood, and a move an hour from London Ash never felt more lonely when she faced the bitter realisation that no one really liked her, they just liked the reflected glory of her z-list status.
Battling her inner demons of never having wanted a child, least of all a boy, Ashley found solace in continuing her fight against men by posting more underwear’s pictures online along with passionately supporting causes she was paid to be involved in.
Pulling her self through the dark days of breastfeeding to the highs of 8am-6pm childcare, Ash began to enjoy motherhood so much she added to her brood with the girl she always wished for despite never having wanted children.
In present day Ash can be found enjoying time with her daughter, soon to be joining her brother in full time childcare. What’s next for Ash is anyone guess but with her reignited enthusiasm for any cause that’s trendy, a keen interest in partisan politics and commitment to raising important issues with her loyal followers highlighted by underwear pictures, we can’t wait for Ash’s “next chapter”. “
 
Interviewing a live in nanny as she can’t bear to leave Ada. She’s not interesting enough to be interviewed 🤣

What’s wrong with a normal high street tan? £12 a bottle, dries in 2 minutes and ive looked glowy everyday this summer 🤣 So bleeping extra ordering someone to her house 🙄 What’s the obsession with packing cubes? They aren’t that revolutionary!
 
JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
She looks like she’s off to start her shift at the local sausage roll factory 🏭
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Stop it!! ( you’re hilarious) 🤣🤣
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littlepup said:
Probably some bollocks on page 14 of the Tesco clubcard magazine or something equally crap. “5 ways with watermelon and weaning my baby girl organically”.

Book title - “Happy then, happy now and other lies I’ve told”

“Follow one woman’s climb from obscurity to mediocrity. From her early days as a mere fireman’s daughter Ashley was objectified by males. After having her northern accent bullied out of her in her teens at a previously all boys boarding school, she decided to take control of the patriarchy, by pursuing a career in being objectified by males.
From an insecure people pleaser with a litany of ex celeb boyfriends in her wake, Ashley found herself taking courses in self improvement and travelling the world one luxury hotel at a time, self funded of course, by her role as an underwear model and posting bikini snaps. She found peace and contentment being single, despite being bored in her own company, until her wish on a star for the perfect man came true. Embarking on a new relationship Ash got more than she bargained for when she quickly fell pregnant. Plunged into lockdown and motherhood, and a move an hour from London Ash never felt more lonely when she faced the bitter realisation that no one really liked her, they just liked the reflected glory of her z-list status.
Battling her inner demons of never having wanted a child, least of all a boy, Ashley found solace in continuing her fight against men by posting more underwear’s pictures online along with passionately supporting causes she was paid to be involved in.
Pulling her self through the dark days of breastfeeding to the highs of 8am-6pm childcare, Ash began to enjoy motherhood so much she added to her brood with the girl she always wished for despite never having wanted children.
In present day Ash can be found enjoying time with her daughter, soon to be joining her brother in full time childcare. What’s next for Ash is anyone guess but with her reignited enthusiasm for any cause that’s trendy, a keen interest in partisan politics and commitment to raising important issues with her loyal followers highlighted by underwear pictures, we can’t wait for Ash’s “next chapter”. “
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Just brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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