Ridiculous! Ada was at the childminder’s 9-5 and will be again soon. She lives, what, an hour from London? If Ada can do 8 hours at the childminder, what do we need to know about “tHe LoGiStIcS” of the crappy awards?!
How DID she manage to wangle an invitation to the NTAs? Her television appearances have been nightmarish slow-mo car crashes of manic blinking, Ums, Likes and rattled-off ‘research’ (the first five results on Google). After each horror-filled segment, viewers rush to social media to tell her to shut up, something that no-one has been able to do since around 1990 (when, no doubt, she was being Exclusively Breastfed
). She’s had to resort to travelling a hundred or so miles to appear as filler on one of C4’s lowest-rated and -financed daytime shows, often resorting to explaining that the mechanical whirring sound is not her brain going on standby, but that she’s pumping for Prechus Baybee Gurl (who bites bottles, given that she hasn’t been trained in how to use them). Do we reckon the blokes set up a book and gave 2-1 odds that she’d flop out a milk-engorged tit on the red carpet, or had a raft of their go-to influencers all come down with gastroenteritis from Em Clarkson’s chocolate fondue fountain? 
Ada wasn’t in CM yesterday. Apparently Nana had her ‘all day’ even though she had her most the morning running ‘around town getting nappies’. My bet is she’s lured NNB a night in a London hotel with Ada whilst TNB stayed with Alf.Ridiculous! Ada was at the childminder’s 9-5 and will be again soon. She lives, what, an hour from London? If Ada can do 8 hours at the childminder, what do we need to know about “tHe LoGiStIcS” of the crappy awards?!
She got childcare, got people to meet her at the hotel, got dressed, went out, had TNB bring Ada to her. Ground breaking!!
She’s going to call herself “supermum” again isn’t she
First time she’s been on her own with her children for the first time EVER.
She’s bouncing about all over the shop.
It does sound a bit much, doesn’t it? Also, I have a dilemma: I have to edit book 1, type up and do a rough edit of book 2, and write book 3 (again by hand: I feel my work is so much more coherent and cohesive when I can connect directly with the page). But which to do first? I’ve been writing so much my right hand has turned into a stiff claw mottled with bruises; but that’s no reason to stop…
Baybee Gurl once she’s weaned and has developed a distinct personality of her own, rather than acting as a mere extension of her narcissistic ‘mother’, she’ll be writing Dickinsonian and Joycean prose and poetry by the age of 23/4…View attachment 2429499 q
Christ… she hasn’t even strapped Ada in the pram
That shirt would look much nicer both bits tucked in. This woman’s a walking fashion disaster I’m filled with disgust though that she doesn’t strap Ada in the pram. If she hit one bit of dodgy pavement she’d be out. It doesn’t bare thinking about 
It does sound a bit much, doesn’t it? Also, I have a dilemma: I have to edit book 1, type up and do a rough edit of book 2, and write book 3 (again by hand: I feel my work is so much more coherent and cohesive when I can connect directly with the page). But which to do first? I’ve been writing so much my right hand has turned into a stiff claw mottled with bruises; but that’s no reason to stop…
I hope you’re well, lovely, and that everything is going so much better. You truly deserve a “lovely day” or a thousand.
Do we reckon Ms James will ever try her hand at attempting to write a book (if someone helps her to spell out the polysyllabic (that means ‘long’, Ms James) words and confiscates her phone/flushes it down the lavatory?
Also, have we ever seen any example or indication that Alf is writing? Or is that a hopeless wish? I certainly can’t imagine Ms James sitting with him and patiently teaching him his ABCs, can you? On the other hand, if she doesn’t become bored with Exclusively Breastfed
She is an absolute twit for this. I tripped over horribly crossing a busy road with my baby once, actually fractured my wrist trying to right the buggy from tipping over, and if my baby who was about Ada’s age at the time hadn’t been strapped in securely there’s no way he wouldn’t have gone flying out into the road. Just who the duck does she think she is that that wouldn’t happen to her and Ada wouldn’t smash her little head open on the concrete?!I bet she stinks
What a tit mother she is.
