Ashley James #16 That’s not my child, he’s the wrong gender!

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yourealiar said:
Is she seriously asking if she can put Alf in a pram ON the plane during take off? Like, have I actually read that right? Where Ash? where are you planning on putting this pram? In the aisle where there is barely room for the cabin crews tiny trolleys?! God she comes out with some shite at times. Where again did she get those A grades from? St Morons?
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She clearly hasn’t seen viral videos of disabled people without their wheelchairs forced to drag themselves down the aisle just to use the toilet. Sorry I forgot Ash is pregnant which makes her the only one that matters
 
yyyyiiii said:
I’m going on a long haul next month, with a nearly 2 year old. Didn’t buy a seat 🫠
Am I doomed
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Ashley makes a meal of everything for content. It’s not that bad, you should get the window seat, take something like a scarf to wedge between the wall and seat, if the arm rest lifts you can almost budge up enough to give them a space to sit and eat, make every inch count and don’t be afraid to recline 👍🏼
Also, pack vital stuff into one small bag you can grab out in case of having to put your carryon in an overhead locker a few seats down.

Personally think she hasn’t used her surname as she has major issues with her family.
Maybe part of her disconnect with Alf is because she’s not felt that motherly love herself.
 
What is wrong with this small buggy she has? 🤔
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yyyyiiii said:
I’m going on a long haul next month, with a nearly 2 year old. Didn’t buy a seat 🫠
Am I doomed
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I just flew from Aus to UK with my nearly 2 year old on my knee and it was no where near as bad as I thought (I went in with the lowest of low, worst case scenario expectations). It's not heaps of fun but bring a tablet, snacks and some little toys and you'll survive!
 
She’s just so cringe with the whole snoop video 😂 Where’s he come from? Did he teleport from the James residence? Her parents must be bleeping off somewhere nice for Xmas. But then they’re going off soon too. That poor dog, if you rehome one don’t confuse them by wanting them back now and again!!!

aggytha said:
imagine getting your husband to take a video of you like that to post on your social media 😫 I WOULD SOONER DIE! 😂 so cringe!
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My husband would call me a sad bleep 😂😂
 
here4thenose4321 said:
Exactly this! Why tell lies? It’s just second nature to her to lie about EVERYTHING
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Especially if she needed help on board the plane whilst in flight, she’s told them she’s 26 weeks but actually she’s 28. That could be the difference between being diverted to a hospital that can cater to 26 week prem babies or one that can care for when they’re closer to 30.
Sorry but she’s so thick & absolutely insane to lie about that.
It’s always these lucky fuckers that nothing bad happens to !
 
willowtree2 said:
She’s just so cringe with the whole snoop video 😂 Where’s he come from? Did he teleport from the James residence? Her parents must be bleeping off somewhere nice for Xmas. But then they’re going off soon too. That poor dog, if you rehome one don’t confuse them by wanting them back now and again!!!


My husband would call me a sad bleep 😂😂
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That is one of the most unnatural videos I think I've witnessed, she's blowing kisses and Alf is picking his nose, she's certifiable 🥴
 
Ro98 said:
Especially if she needed help on board the plane whilst in flight, she’s told them she’s 26 weeks but actually she’s 28. That could be the difference between being diverted to a hospital that can cater to 26 week prem babies or one that can care for when they’re closer to 30.
Sorry but she’s so thick & absolutely insane to lie about that.
It’s always these lucky fuckers that nothing bad happens to !
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I can’t get over her fibbing over her due date, I wonder if she even knows when she’s due? Perhaps it’s when a hotel stay & C section are most convenient for Ashley?

Can’t imagine flying - with/without toddler - when heavily pregnant. Covid hasn’t gone away as some seem to think it has. Pregnancy brings with it extra vulnerability to infection anyway (& I don’t think Ashley’s had any boosters?), volunteering to share an enclosed airspace during winter is just asking for trouble.

If you get a bad case of covid whilst pregnant, your baby will be delivered pre-term (with all the attendant risks & complications that brings) so that the medics can prone you (ie turn you to lie on your front), to take some of the pressure off your lungs in an attempt to try to save your life.

Ashley remains blissfully ignorant of all of this. As you say, nothing bad ever seems to happen to privileged & pampered people like her. Nor would anyone wish that but ideally no one would have to go through it.
 
shovemytitsinyourface said:
wait what?! she wants to use a pushchair inside the airplane during takeoff?! did i understand that correctly?
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So I've got the babyzen yo-yo and it's actually small enough to go in the overhead bit of the plane. That's the one she's begging for. We flew when my daughter was 6 weeks and they told us to fold the pram and they'd put it in the overhead bit for us. Most airlines actually know about this pram and will offer to put it in the overhead bit for you. It's so small and light and was designed specifically for the plane compartments. You can even get a bag for it that is the right dimensions for hand luggage haha. BUT you CANNOT walk up and down the plane with the kid in the pram (we didn't ask, but I wanted to wheel her to the steps and then put it down but they said no, which was fine just more if a faff with the bags haha). So slack Ashley 100% thinks she'd get sent a babyzen for free and be wheeling him about the plane like a bleeping idiot.
 
Toffeebythesea said:
Wouldn't surprise me if she's gotten her c section date that's why she's changed her "due date"?
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Well Mother's Day next year is Sunday 19th March ....wouldn't put it past our Ash to have arranged her c section so that baby girls is here for them , so she can get a Hello photoshoot out of it and spout some nonsense about raising strong women and blaming the patriarchy that she needed a c section because of her being stitched up incorrectly
 
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