Ashley Cain #49 Ultraman can't keep up, whilst Saf continues to fill her cup!

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It’s absolutely all about him, classic and consistent narc.
‘He’ raised £1.6m for Azaylia’s treatment, ‘he’ had celebs galore shouting him (Azaylia) on insta, cheering him (her) on, zlisters chucking wads of cash at him (for her), media coverage all over, morning and lunch time chat shows and podcasts galore.
Whilst I’m surprised he’s actually managed to raise this amount…. times are tough - people starting to see him differently after doing Saf dirty re saying fine with new baby/omitting he’d asked her for another etc, and all his toxic alpha male gym frat boy bullshit BUT he has 🙄 however I reckon he thought he’d be in that 6 figure range again….
The bleeping audacity, he could’ve finished today, but he’ll keep to Saturday so all the chumps can swoon at his manky crotch cloth and kiss his gangrenous nail-less toe stumps….
 
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So he was on Lorraine, hosted by Louise Minchin today.
I mean, if I didn’t look into the full story I can see how anyone not really looking at the figures/new baby drama would fall for his schtick…. He’s defo had PR lessons and learned his scripts well…
Not much new, he’s not in pain anymore, Azaylia sent the dolphins to spur him on when tired, looking forward to celebrating the end, seeing his baby boy (he calls Azaylia’s little brother and they show a pic of him….), he’s not planning a rest and has planned the next three big challenges… wants to get to that 200k
He looked fooked.
 
So he was on Lorraine, hosted by Louise Minchin today.
I mean, if I didn’t look into the full story I can see how anyone not really looking at the figures/new baby drama would fall for his schtick…. He’s defo had PR lessons and learned his scripts well…
Not much new, he’s not in pain anymore, Azaylia sent the dolphins to spur him on when tired, looking forward to celebrating the end, seeing his baby boy (he calls Azaylia’s little brother and they show a pic of him….), he’s not planning a rest and has planned the next three big challenges… wants to get to that 200k
He looked fooked.
WTF another 3 more challenges, he wants to get a bleeping job, like normal people, the piece of tit
 
The one positive about the Microsoft outage is that Cashley wasn’t able to get on Sky news today. He would have been back on as Kay Burley interviewed him last week and was licking his ass. I had to laugh when I saw him on Lorraine and heard Sky was offline and then came back on and weren’t transmitting their usual programming. He is so boring with that fake selfless act! I screamed when he said he doesn’t like holidays and partying anymore. He’s on a full-time holiday where he can pick and choose what he wants to do, all down to the GFM and the con carrying on. Bellend!
 

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Bounty Competitions just donate £10k on the last day.

I find it strange and mad how he’s managed to raise £200k. The accounts this year are going to be very interesting

how long before he jets off on holiday or will he spend a few hours with his son first?

father of the year though remember 😂
 
He says he’s raised ‘an unprecedented amount of awareness’ 🤔
I mean yes, yes he has - awareness of how beautiful that highlands coastline is, absolutely gorgeous, he’s done loads for the Scottish tourist board 😊
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I’d never heard of Bounty Competitions… but I bet Moustashley will be doing an ad or promo for them real soon….. 🤔
 
Remember when Clib 💯 did that European tour and one of the entourage, can’t remember who, posted a photo from a piss up they were all having, all hijinks and hilarity - there was a champagne bottle in the photo. I think it was at the beginning or middle of tour too. It certainly wasn’t the final day celebration. It got flagged up on here.

I am fairly sure it got deleted and it wasn’t one of the main players who did it. He still parties. Of course he does. He loves attention - he thrives on adulation. I do not think he could function without it.


This awareness he is talking about isn’t useful or functional awareness - educating health professionals or parents. It’s awareness of him and his daughter. That’s what he wants. I bleeping hate this get out clause they use time and time again - awareness. Such BS.


I'm like a stuck record, I know. Sorry.
 
Remember when Clib 💯 did that European tour and one of the entourage, can’t remember who, posted a photo from a piss up they were all having, all hijinks and hilarity - there was a champagne bottle in the photo. I think it was at the beginning or middle of tour too. It certainly wasn’t the final day celebration. It got flagged up on here.

I am fairly sure it got deleted and it wasn’t one of the main players who did it. He still parties. Of course he does. He loves attention - he thrives on adulation. I do not think he could function without it.


This awareness he is talking about isn’t useful or functional awareness - educating health professionals or parents. It’s awareness of him and his daughter. That’s what he wants. I bleeping hate this get out clause they use time and time again - awareness. Such BS.


I'm like a stuck record, I know. Sorry.
You are right in what you say, and it must be repeated until the truth is revealed. He promoted himself more than he did the charity. Also the 3% that's invested into treatments for children, you know the stats they spew out regularly. Well how much has that changed or benefited since they've started all this?
They could be doing so much for children and families whose lives revolve around treatments and hospital stays. You know those poor children who will never have a normal life again, if even that. Pity
 
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Maybe a hundred turn out… no baby boy at finish line which was a surprise…
Why does he have to swear…. There’s kids there and he drops a bleeping in….
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Urgh still trying to brand himself as ‘the people’s champ’
I hate that, the whole let’s go champ was for his sick daughter, and he takes that for himself now like the complete 💯 narc he is….

No thanks again for the team behind him, all the training and science team, the entourage along with him, the other guy in a kayak with him (unless they wanted the solo Moustashley shot), it’s like Yukon again! Nah nothing about the other guy who carried his arse, it’s all about Moustashley 🙄

He’ll have to be doing a tit load of ads for the sponsors next I reckon…. Best be using your #ad Moustashley…
 

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The one positive about the Microsoft outage is that Cashley wasn’t able to get on Sky news today. He would have been back on as Kay Burley interviewed him last week and was licking his ass. I had to laugh when I saw him on Lorraine and heard Sky was offline and then came back on and weren’t transmitting their usual programming. He is so boring with that fake selfless act! I screamed when he said he doesn’t like holidays and partying anymore. He’s on a full-time holiday where he can pick and choose what he wants to do, all down to the GFM and the con carrying on. Bellend!
He is literally dead behind the eyes 🤢
 
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