Ashandchelslifestories #11 not as great as she thinks, her new collection is crap & her belly button stinks

[StrictlyNoFakey]

So today is the biggest day of her ‘career’, and she’s left it to the last minute to sort her greasy mop out. What a bleeping slob!

 

[softkitty]

Just came across a podcast about Gail

 

[battyascanbe]

Whoever and whatever it is I'm sure they'll be overjoyed with the foul mouthed munter trying to flog their stuff for them after this mornings stories of poo piss and flaps ... who wouldn't for goodness sake
Honestly I wouldn't buy anything affiliated with that if my life depended on it in fact I'll go out of my way to avoid it and make sure all my family and friends do too
It really has got the most disgusting mouth and vocabulary I've ever come across for a so called influencer

 

[Andwhat22]

Definitely thinking primark, look at her last story and Stacey's last story, fabrics look almost identical

 

[battyascanbe]

Lunchtime !! Blimey that must be an hors d'oeuvre for Trashley
Perfect size toothpick though

 

[Danielle0120]

Primark. Is that it hardlyyyy something to buzz about, IT'S PRIMARK

It was only last year she went on her stories and absolutely ripped primark to shreds for their tit clothes and sizing so I don't know how she dares

She looks ridiculous in that outfit. She looks like she smells

 

[Smith]

Why does she put on a totally different voice when she's with the latest GF? She talks really softly and quietly when she's with her GF but then goes back to her loud chavvy annoying voice when she's not with her?!

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Well KSI can now get in the bin after gifting the Slob a load of Prime!

 

[battyascanbe]

Oooh add PTSD to the looooooooooooong list of health issues

 

[Snapshotstye]

Oooh add PTSD to the looooooooooooong list of health issues

CPTSD

you can't be forgetting the C

 

[RubyTuesday39]

For someone who claims to have health anxiety she’s pretty calm about actually having something wrong with her. She made a bigger fuss over the bed bugs

 

[Snapshotstye]

Off her tit's on a baileys hot chocolate, avas mortified

 

[Buzz_off]

Says she's not been to hospital in years, 2 mins later "had a MRI last year"...

Keep getting 10/10 painful headaches.. proceeds to go out and continues to drink alcohol in loud environments

Moans she can't get blood tests instantly, then she's moaning she's sent straight to hospital and a scan and option of a lumbar puncture the same day...

Says she will rather die than give up cheese, but next minute she's scared of dying and lumbar punctures and will rather give birth...

Oh and casually calling an old lady a witch and assuming she's homophobic because she dare ask if her photo was of her daughter, who TrAsh said "yeah" even though it's a photo of her girlfriend...

Not forgetting her vaginal dryness, thrush, itchy belly button, bad back etc she's almost proudly declared she's had. Imagine if she gave up alcohol took up exercise and basic hygiene, most of her ailments would be gone but she wouldn't have content then

 

[Hillbilly love puff]

Poor Ava. You can tell she’s just so embarrassed and really doesn’t want to be filmed but smelly ash just keeps shoving the camera in her face. Poor love.

 

[Here4thegiggle7]

So Ash has severe hypochondria to the point that she must call out an extermination company urgently because she has some spots that look like bed bug bites.
And she must drive to Southend to a private phlebotomist because she can't wait for an NHS blood test.
But now she has a suspected brain bleed and doctors think it's possible she's been having strokes and needs lumbar puncture and MRI test to investigate and she's turned these down due to ptsd and is happier to be sent home to have non urgent investigations as an outpatient.
She doesn't look worried at all.
Make it make sense.

 

[Lalla]

Poor Ava. You can tell she’s just so embarrassed and really doesn’t want to be filmed but smelly ash just keeps shoving the camera in her face. Poor love.

I feel sorry for both her kids, no contact with their dad, their mum is a constant embarrassment and they don't even have the sanctuary of school now she's taken them out to be home educated - even though there doesn't seem to be much/any education going on.

 

[PattiQueenB]

So Ash has severe hypochondria to the point that she must call out an extermination company urgently because she has some spots that look like bed bug bites.
And she must drive to Southend to a private phlebotomist because she can't wait for an NHS blood test.
But now she has a suspected brain bleed and doctors think it's possible she's been having strokes and needs lumbar puncture and MRI test to investigate and she's turned these down due to ptsd and is happier to be sent home to have non urgent investigations as an outpatient.
She doesn't look worried at all.
Make it make sense.

Oh @hereforthegiggle7 you are such a troll, she has severe health anxiety not simply hypochondria!

 

[Sambuj]

She’s going out like this?? Her head and necks a different colour to the rest of her reminds me of my old granny using foundation back in the day
As for her hair!! Where is all the extensions and fullness. Scraped back and greasy thumb look.

 

[Sambuj]

So this mornings education for O is her talking about how big her fanny is now whilst he is there eating his breakfast. Classy.

 

[Danielle0120]

Seeing Chloe so down after her story last week which was VERY obviously about fatty, it's heartbreaking.
And here's Ash getting collab with Primark after everything she's said and done.