Andrew Wheatcroft: Self entitled and self proclaimed beauty guru

[bottlewrapper]

Now Grant wants a baby and Andrew’s thrown himself into it. You can’t just put a baby in the bin once you’re bored of it!

They don't seem to have the lifestyle which would prioritise the needs of a tiny human over their own?

 

[Babybail93]

How on Earth are they going to get a fashion accessory baby? No adoption agency would touch them, and any decent surrogate Mum would give them the time of day either

 

[queenamber]

Can you even imagine his hypochondria with a baby around? They'd be rushing it to A&E every time it had a tit!

 

[Realhousemouse]

I don't know how he doesn't give himself whiplash with changing his mind all the time! Always wanted to move to Scotland/will be moving there in 5 years then a day later- no scotlands not for him and he'll not be leaving London, doesn't want kids/no interest- now wants kids and it's constant! Alcohol free life is for him then a few days later back on the drink, and did he not go to London before he moved there and said he didn't like it and now it's the best place on earth? He'd drive me mad if I as Grant! Every opinion he has changes when the wind blows.

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Nick was the best thing ever - got rid for Grant, loved Manchester would never move and hated London - now loves London, wanted to move to Scotland - now he doesn't, started a barbering course - lasted 1 day, started uni???? Has that even happened? Can't drink alcohol he's allergic - drinks alcohol, allergic to gluten- eats gluten, gets filler, hates filler gets it removed - gets new filler!!

And that's just a few things!! He's too unstable to have a child. He can't even cope with bloody day to day life!! No one in their right mind should ever carry a child for him. The pair of them need to get a grip and come down to earth, a child isn't a bloody barbers doll head he can give away on insta when it gets too much!! Which it will. He's bleeping nuts.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Has anyone else noticed that they don’t seem to have any friends at all? Very occasionally you’ll see them with other influencers, but I don’t think that counts. They only ever seem to see family or each other.

 

[twilightgarden]

Has anyone else noticed that they don’t seem to have any friends at all? Very occasionally you’ll see them with other influencers, but I don’t think that counts. They only ever seem to see family or each other.

Who would want to be friends with either of them?

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Who would want to be friends with either of them?

This is very true! Exhausting just listening to him moan

 

[noseybirdxo]

Who would want to be friends with either of them?

Tbh, Grant is really really lovely

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

I was looking for a new LED mask, well I won't be buying a shark one now!!

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Surely it’s better to have LEDs under the eyes than it is to have ice packs?!

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Hey someone close to him is dead, but hey look at the SPF I’m flogging he has absolutely no class at all.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Hey someone close to him is dead, but hey look at the SPF I’m flogging he has absolutely no class at all.

Also ‘a little bit heartbroken’ from Andrew ‘never knowingly understated’ Wheatcroft? Ouch.

 

[cheese_toastie]

Hey someone close to him is dead, but hey look at the SPF I’m flogging he has absolutely no class at all.

And what's with being so cryptic all the time, we know it's your uncle who's passed because you said you walked your aunt down the aisle earlier in the year. Can't stand this influencer thing about telling you every little thing one minute and then pretending to be the most private person ever.

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Seriously has anyone read this absolute load of tripe? Disordered anxiety!! It was bleeping bread the other week, then alcohol before, then his dad!!!!

He got off his face on his honeymoon and had a reaction!! He was ill on the New York trip with Garnier!! Then virgin cruise, then with the ordinary!!he’s actually ill on every “work” trip he goes on. Notice how Garnier don’t work with him now……

All the receipts on are here. I see a pattern forming, he’s not ill, he just wants free trips for work then fakes ill so he doesn’t have too do anything. His insta popularity has gone too his head.

 

[Rowling]

100 % THIS !!!!

After he “recovered” during The Ordinary trip , him and Grunt swanned off somewhere else after the “work” part of the trip was over. He wants all the freebies and glory without having to do bugger all apart from the cringe breakfast tv competition presenting in the aisles of Boots.

 

[DeeSeni Noooo]

So his blurry vision, dizziness and feeling unwell wasn't nothing do with gluten or botox it's now disordered anxiety.
I tell you what made him feel like he was dying for 4 months was the dodgy drugs he took in Palm Springs and it made him majorly paranoid. Theres no need to write some self help guru article like he has healed himself because we all know he's constantly got to health issues.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Exactly. He took some Tina in a foreign country, probably overdid it or it was cut with something dodgy that he’s not used to, and we’ve all been watching the results. You admitted it yourself Andrew. I’d invest in some property now, before all the partnerships dry up as your reputation zooms round the industry. Stop spunking it all on overpriced food and theatre shows that you always end up hating

 

[Rowling]

He’s ill. AGAIN!.

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

So his blurry vision, dizziness and feeling unwell wasn't nothing do with gluten or botox it's now disordered anxiety.
I tell you what made him feel like he was dying for 4 months was the dodgy drugs he took in Palm Springs and it made him majorly paranoid. Theres no need to write some self help guru article like he has healed himself because we all know he's constantly got to health issues.

Botox!! I forgot the Botox allergy!!

I bet he had some of Columbia’s finest with a hit of Fentanyl and it’s made his already existing paranoia time 1000

I give him and grant 2 years before grant has had enough of being his husband/carer/nurse/cook/lackey/general dogsbody!!