Realhousemouse
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He always moans about hotels and leaves after 15 mins or half way through their stay because he's got loads of complaints. I don't really know how Grant deals with him because he seems like he's a nightmare day to day.
Andrew Wheatcroft: Self entitled and self proclaimed beauty guru
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twilightgarden
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He’s a jumped up wee mole with ideas above his station. Grant is looking so unwell and malnourished he’s probably not got the wherewithal to leave… yet.
lucylucyapplejuicy
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Mystery solved as to what the ‘trauuma’ he endured in Palm Springs was all about. He smoked something he shouldn’t. I wonder what that was
PineappleQueen19
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lucylucyapplejuicy
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1) Nip/Fab are a pretty dead brand aren’t they?What fresh hell is this ?!.
“Top skincare influencers”
calm down , Beyoncé.
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2) What on Earth do either of them bring to this? They both would smear literal tit on their faces and insist it was the Best. Thing. Ever. if paid. This is like Sali Hughes all over again
3) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
4) I’ll be sure to look out for it in my local TK Maxx in 6-8 months. Bottom shelf
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bradshawsshoes101
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I'm telling you now that Grant is only in this for the clout and grift. He doesn't really give a damn about the pint size poisoned dwarf. he's only just double barrelled his name, Mini man did it the day they got married.What fresh hell is this ?!.
“Top skincare influencers”
calm down , Beyoncé.
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I Gove them a year.
PineappleQueen19
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lucylucyapplejuicy
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News just in, imaginary trauma makes your eyeballs all wonky and your previously resolved dizziness reoccur
queenamber
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News just in, imaginary trauma makes your eyeballs all wonky and your previously resolved dizziness reoccur
bleeping hell, at this point it's a new self-diagnosis every week.
bottlewrapper
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That's quite a word salad for what used to be called 'a squint'.View attachment 3202975 q
News just in, imaginary trauma makes your eyeballs all wonky and your previously resolved dizziness reoccur
Or as my grandad used to say, where one eye looks at you and one looks for you.
Every bloody week it’s something different he’s got, it’s either some “mystery illness” or something he’s self diagnosed. It’s so attention seeking behaviour.
The alcohol allergy and gluten attacks he gets but will still neck down booze and stuff a doughnut in his gob ?!. Okay
The alcohol allergy and gluten attacks he gets but will still neck down booze and stuff a doughnut in his gob ?!. Okay
twilightgarden
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I have a few friends who have coeliac and there’s no way they would intentionally eat anything with gluten in it! He’s a twit. “Gluten attack” get a grip 
PineappleQueen19
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The donut who was attacked a donut
Did I read earlier he’s writing a book? Heaven help us
Did I read earlier he’s writing a book? Heaven help us
One eye's in jail, the other's on bail.
Realhousemouse
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Moaning about jet lag....lucky you've not got a job to go to or anywhere you need to be eh? 
DollyPardon
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This is the thing that's finally made me unfollow him. You have anxiety ANDREW! Bog-standard, common, ordinary anxiety. That's why it's worse when you drink or travel or take weird tit in a gay resort. There's nothing wrong with your eyeballs or your stomach.View attachment 3202975 q
News just in, imaginary trauma makes your eyeballs all wonky and your previously resolved dizziness reoccur
lucylucyapplejuicy
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Has anyone honestly seen him mention this before? I haven’t, it was always Garnier I think. He really does think we’re stupid
Realhousemouse
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Definitely remember him and plugging Garnier Vit C stuff previously although he recommends so many products it's hard to keep track