Amelia Perrin

[frillylilly]

Always makes me laugh when people like Lolly Adefope like Amelia's tweets - it's like...if only you knew

 

[queenofsheba1234]

Does she ever have a bowl of cornflakes for breakfast? Seems to be out every day! So much for worrying about mat leave pay

 

[Snazzycat]

Does she eat burgers and cake everyday??

Why does she always do that stupid raised heel in every photo, she looks ridiculous.

 

[bumblebees19]

Does she ever have a bowl of cornflakes for breakfast? Seems to be out every day! So much for worrying about mat leave pay

I have a feeling that all the Breakfast Club content she posts is undeclared gifts.

 

[SpritneyBeers]

why is she going for afternoon tea in a nice hotel in scruffy trainers and something that looks like cheap pyjamas? her dress sense is so bad

 

[HelloKitty1834]

i’m obsessed with the idea of taking ‘Asda’ and being like… how do i make this girly'

 

[matthewriley]

Amelia Perrin is out today without a baby! What a treat! Not like she’s been out 499 times since baby asda was born !

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Amelia Perrin is out today without a baby! What a treat! Not like she’s been out 499 times since baby asda was born !

She’s always out without the baby also, she must have indigestion all the time with the amount of rich food she eats

 

[sallybreadsticks]

She’s always out without the baby also, she must have indigestion all the time with the amount of rich food she eats

can You imagine the pebbledashing she applies to the toilet. Shitting right up the wall

No wonder she needs so many candles to make the house smell nice

 

[Gossipgirl69]

I've never seen some eat out so much, I'd be embarrassed posting it

 

[SpritneyBeers]

The amount of STUFF is mind-blowing to me - all those valentines presents, meals out every day..... consoomers personifed

 

[Snazzycat]

Does she edit her photos to look smaller? I can't imagine eating all of that crap everyday and not putting on a lot of weight.

 

[SpritneyBeers]

Does she edit her photos to look smaller? I can't imagine eating all of that crap everyday and not putting on a lot of weight.

she poses strategically but idk..... i think part of it is that she's still in her mid 20s and the diet hasn't caught up with her yet.

I don't really understand why she still has an "influencer" account. she has a partner, child, house and loads of money, i'd just give up on instagram at this point, especially with her follower count now dropping below 11k

 

[sallybreadsticks]

She's out without the baby again

 

[Polkadot123]

How has she gone from complaining and worrying how she is going to afford to live on maternity pay, to eating out for 3 meals a day?
Make it make sense.

 

[queenofsheba1234]

How has she gone from complaining and worrying how she is going to afford to live on maternity pay, to eating out for 3 meals a day?
Make it make sense.

She always does a little bit of poverty cosplay now and again, trying to convince her followers that she’s normal and down to earth rather from a wealthy family.

 

[Polkadot123]

Just watched a new film on netflix and the baby in it is called Aster.

 

[sallybreadsticks]

Amelia has - predictably - started Mothers Day celebrations, 2 days early. She's calling it 'Mothers Day Weekend'

Amelia - if you're reading this. It's called Mothers DAY for a reason you stupid, stupid cow

 

[nectarinenihilism]

I bet there won’t be a Father’s Day weekend for chaaaaz

 

[sallybreadsticks]

I bet there won’t be a Father’s Day weekend for chaaaaz

He'll end up buying her a present then begging her for a tired wank after she showers for the 10th time that day