Alice Liveing #6 Will partner with anything for the right fee, Padster still not got down on one knee.

[Farmer Sam]

Alice’s body insecurities scream when she’s in this kind of group. Long dresses, arms covered, leggings, etc etc. Instead of just embracing the casual vibe she still tries to show off her RHOBH aspirations with the sleeked back hair showing off her massive spam forehead, trousers that are too long and designer handbags. Much as she says she’s had an awesome time I reckon she’s dying to get herself back to Fulham and her dull little life.
I also find this constant showing off on a hen weekend deeply disingenuous when much of the UK is tightening its belt. I know they’ll still do it but it didn’t need to be rammed down everyone’s throats on social media every few minutes.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Alice’s body insecurities scream when she’s in this kind of group. Long dresses, arms covered, leggings, etc etc. Instead of just embracing the casual vibe she still tries to show off her RHOBH aspirations with the sleeked back hair showing off her massive spam forehead, trousers that are too long and designer handbags. Much as she says she’s had an awesome time I reckon she’s dying to get herself back to Fulham and her dull little life.
I also find this constant showing off on a hen weekend deeply disingenuous when much of the UK is tightening its belt. I know they’ll still do it but it didn’t need to be rammed down everyone’s throats on social media every few minutes.

Spam forehead

 

[LewyB]

🗣🗣 Hear ye, hear ye fellow Tattlers… it’s quite impressive how quickly the last few threads on our princess almond have been filling up, but in no way surprising!

Get yer thinking caps on so we can cast our votes for the next thread title.

 

[Truthslayer]

She’s the gift that keeps giving!!

Alice Liveing #7: Paddy won’t commit, her clothes don’t fit and the app is still sh*t

 

[Greencatfysh]

Alice Liveing 7: Pinterest board and white dress shopping, but she’s still waiting for the actual ring

 

[Londoncailín]

Alice Liveing #7 Planning a surprise wedding on Pinterest, the unsuspecting groom has zero interest

 

[Scarlettfox]

Alive Liveing #7 expert in post and delete, trousers always swamp her feet.

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

Alice Liveing #7: more frills on her tongue than on her Zimmermann frock, still on roaccutane despite no spots (and no rock)

 

[PsychoKitty]

Are they doing the hokey kokey?

 

[Winterwander]

Are they doing the hokey kokey?

This stupid pose they all do is so annoying!
Do they think it looks natural and relaxed?

 

[pennypinchpam]

Are they doing the hokey kokey?

Haha! Is this the new IT pose? What’s it meant to do? Lengthen? Slim? Curve? I don’t understand the peg leg pose. One is even mid air.
but they’re having so much fun doing it. Aww bless.

 

[Winterwander]

Haha! Is this the new IT pose? What’s it meant to do? Lengthen? Slim? Curve? I don’t understand the peg leg pose. One is even mid air.
but they’re having so much fun doing it. Aww bless.

Alice has been doing it in every posed photo for years, esp with paddy...he stands normal and she has one leg cocked marking her territory.

 

[Truthslayer]

Are we all ready for the massive exercise binge when she gets back?!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Are we all ready for the massive exercise binge when she gets back?!

Oh yes. Followed by many stories with her eyes wide to camera saying how she DOESN’T FEEL GUILTY OR PRESSURED TO WORK OUT

 

[pennypinchpam]

Oh yes. Followed by many stories with her eyes wide to camera saying how she DOESN’T FEEL GUILTY OR PRESSURED TO WORK OUT

Is there a word for someone who is talking to themselves but dressing it up as golden advice to the whole wide world? There really should be. “I’ve been feeling so guilty about xyz and then a pigeon came to me in a dream and said stop feeling guilty. If you are ever in the same mind space, just remember this pigeon and let that guilt go. Namaste”

 

[Same stuff different day]

Ahhh another day, another smirk. Some days I wanna slap that off her face.

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

I went on a 3 day holiday to Portugal when I was on roaccutane and spend the whole time in the shade with a massive hat on and still managed to burn a bit. She’s never been on more holidays than she has since she started it, SO stupid!

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

from the other day, it looks so forced

 

[Londoncailín]

Ahhh another day, another smirk. Some days I wanna slap that off her face.

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I knew that shirt reminded me of something. Why is she dressed as Bananas in Pyjamas? I am dead

 

[Sunflower91]

I went on a 3 day holiday to Portugal when I was on roaccutane and spend the whole time in the shade with a massive hat on and still managed to burn a bit. She’s never been on more holidays than she has since she started it, SO stupid!

I’m starting to doubt she’s actually on accutane at this point.