Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #261 If you can't pay your bills maybe it's time to move out of Beverly Hills

[Piglet&Pooh]

Happy birthday !!!!View attachment 3088458 qView attachment 3088459 q

Is it just me or does "Ella's" signature not match the letter formation in the actual letter?

Also would Alice's kids - born and raised in the US - use mum/mummy instead of mom/mommy?

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

I refuse to believe that any well adjusted, normal teenager doesn’t just give you a card with :

Dear Mum,
Happy Birthday!
Love [insert name]

Correct but they're not normal or well adjusted though (thanks to AFE). They've become substitute spouses.

 

[MrFMercury]

Those cards just make me sad. They are just words that Alice has drumed into them constantly and they are repeating them thinking it will make her happy.

This exactly. It’s so bloody obvious isn’t it and nothing about it reads authentically. At all. I sometimes share my kids cards because of the artwork but I never share what they write because that’s for them and me. Sometimes it’s at least partly mocking me too. This is all so orchestrated and forced and vomit inducing.

 

[M33L4]

Dear Mom, pay your fucking bills.
Ella x

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

Is it just me or does "Ella's" signature not match the letter formation in the actual letter?

True, but often people have a 'special signature' so I think it's that.

would Alice's kids - born and raised in the US - use mum/mummy instead of mom/mommy?

Yes, often kids will sound like their parents regardless of where they grew up. I knew a kid who sounded like a Cockney despite growing up in Ireland. Ella sounds a bit English when I have heard her speak and uses English lingo too by the looks of it.

 

[Nixlondon]

If Tone doesn’t send a SM birthday wishes we know they have had a fall out. I wonder if she got Boshoff to pay her DM story cash into Tony’s account in UK and Tony won’t give it back!

 

[AnneinHever]

Happy birthday !!!!View attachment 3088458 qView attachment 3088459 q

Yeah, that card is not the gotcha moment she thinks it is. It doesn’t prove she’s a good mother. It proves the exact opposite. No normal teen writes these things about their parents. No child needs to be so OTT to please their parents.

 

[MrFMercury]

The other thing that’s bothering me (caught the typo in time or it would have been buggering me too which is a whole other thing) is Ella needing to tell malice the date of her own birthday! (In brackets) that’s just weird!

 

[sevenyearbiatch]

When a simple ‘Happy Birthday’ would’ve sufficed …

 

[Mardybum41]

This exactly. It’s so bloody obvious isn’t it and nothing about it reads authentically. At all. I sometimes share my kids cards because of the artwork but I never share what they write because that’s for them and me. Sometimes it’s at least partly mocking me too. This is all so orchestrated and forced and vomit inducing.

‘I cannot convey my love for you enough. Keep being you, you spectacular human‘

Can our turds confirm if 14yr girls in california normally talk like the purple smoking jacket compliment guy or do we think there MIGHT be something a little off.

 

[Tabitha D]

It looks like it was written by someone much, much younger than 14.

My thought too. It just doesn’t look like these were written by a 14 year old and a 10 year old, but by much younger children.

 

[Mad Betty]

It was a given she'd share that very private card from her child. It hurts my heart that those girls spend their days trying to keep her calm and lifted. It should be the other way around.

MOO

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

Fixed it

 

[M33L4]

I’m calling in my mum of 105 kids to say no 14 year old has that handwriting or talks like that. Especially not one that uses social media showing an example of how they speak.

 

[Ally Pally]

The other thing that’s bothering me (caught the typo in time or it would have been buggering me too which is a whole other thing) is Ella needing to tell malice the date of her own birthday! (In brackets) that’s just weird!

I'm guessing that's for our benefit just like the contents.

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

I’m calling in my mum of 105 kids to say no 14 year old has that handwriting or talks like that. Especially not one that uses social media showing an example of how they speak.

But you don't raise the Mimsy kids the way Alice does hers. I presume they go to school too if they're school age.

This letter is all of a piece with Ella acting in a very juvenile way in IG's apartment - throwing food around and pushing people and then lying that she was pushed. Being very loud and obnoxious, then running away. Mother of the Year

 

[Seagreen]

Happy Birthday Alice

 

[taybridge]

I know we are not meant to say anything about the girls that might be hurtful, but if these 'cards' are from now, they are permanently stuck at the age when Ioan left! No 14yr old would write that and at nearly 11, Elsie should be coloring within the shape. Handwriting might have suffered from the covid years but she should have caught up by now. Maybe California is different from TX, but handwriting is subject that is taught and marked up to at least 6th grade. Of course,having a parent who cares and helps, are important factors!

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Well look at that, the narc card parade is out. Look how much everyone loves meeeeee!!! Textbook.

Happy 59th you ugly souled, old fart.

 

[Mardybum41]

I’m calling in my mum of 105 kids to say no 14 year old has that handwriting or talks like that. Especially not one that uses social media showing an example of how they speak.

In your extensive experience has a teenager ever called you Mummy without it involving something being broken, needing a lift or wanting money? I get called bro far more than I get called Mummy.