Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development

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Has he done any charity work highlighting the harsh levels of poverty, in particular food poverty, plenty of people in the UK live in. He could do something to showcase how people have to live on less than £1 a day. He could fundraise/donate/publicise food banks.

The charity snail is a PR exercise, and the idea of donating % of turnover to charity. Well what charity? What %? 1? 5? Your business has to be running to make any money. And donating 10% revenue is actually really stupid, first few years of a business it likely will lose money so can't afford to give 10% of turnover. He's just desperate to burn through his cash.
 
Frosty said:
I don't believe a word he says, charity is so important to him in his life that he doesn't like to talk about it. he's full of tit.

he's done so much for charity that all he talks about is having fun on the crystal maze (that's his idea of charity work) or that art thing. both were public displays of so called charity work.
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He may have been paid for Crystal Maze too. I see a lot of these Celebrity ‘charity’ editions of shoes and the ‘celebs’ usually still get a bit of money for doing them.

Just reading the link above and I never knew about the plagerism of the hat from a fan.

How the hell did he not get sued for that it was so blatant?
 
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Suprise surprise was too lazy to go a proper Vlog. AGAIN. Doing his future self a favour by licheealllly working soooper hard guyzz

This is REALLY petty of me but does it annoy the hell out of anyone else. (I mean on top of everything else he does too) Whenever he’s talking to camera he’s faffing rolling up his teeshirt sleeves. Constantly, on ALL videos. Buy clothes that fit you buddy

Refused to answer that money is clearly his motivation too. Just talked around that question in circles. If money is your motivator just say so, it’s many people’s
 
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I’m honestly sick of the “been in meetings all day guyz”, been “super busy, super productive, working on some sick secret project”. It’s been two years, he’s released some tit merch, and half arsed a not-Podcast, and failed to get his company off the ground.

He really hasn’t spent the last two years doing his future self a favour, more like sponge of Zoella’s views and coast through life doing naff all.

Joe Sugg can do a few vlogs while spending most of the day training for Strictly, Alfie should be able to do a vlog while having meetings. He is just lazy, as we all know. I’m glad it’s Joe doing well on Strictly rather than any other BritCrew member, because he can actually work hard and put the effort it.
 
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I’m honestly sick of the “been in meetings all day guyz”, been “super busy, super productive, working on some sick secret project”. It’s been two years, he’s released some tit merch, and half arsed a not-Podcast, and failed to get his company off the ground.

He really hasn’t spent the last two years doing his future self a favour, more like sponge of Zoella’s views and coast through life doing naff all.

Joe Sugg can do a few vlogs while spending most of the day training for Strictly, Alfie should be able to do a vlog while having meetings. He is just lazy, as we all know. I’m glad it’s Joe doing well on Strictly rather than any other BritCrew member, because he can actually work hard and put the effort it.
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Exactly. Joe is on Strictly which requires hours of training throughout the weekday and still puts out videos on a TIMELY basis. And Alfie's excuse is meetings? Okay sure. If Mark Ferris can put out a video (even if it isn't a vlog of his entire day) for Vlogmas, then Alfie certainly can put something out and don't get me started with his stupid Flat Earther series. What a quick way to kill off his remaining brain cells.

He has the worst time management skills ever and all his stupid advice books he reads won't do a thing for him if he can't even fall through on his promises from last year. It just looks bad when even his lazy girlfriend can put out videos for each day of Vlogmas (although it's for monetary reasons lbr) but former daily vlogger Alfie can't. I think he's not uploading them because his # of subscribers keeps dropping and the fact it dipped below 4 million really bothers him.
 
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When Marcus makes things look more exciting than you, you’ve got a problem

Looks like Alf and his mates were at Mariah Carey last nice and Princess Zoella couldn’t be arsed again (no sign of her in Alfie’s instastories)
*edit* Actually she was there it’s on her stories apologies. Weird that Alf just showed him and Holly in all his videos
 
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Lemonwater said:
Still, eating pizza at a concert is too much. Maybe if it wasn’t them, who spend every waking moment eating pizza on a couch it wouldn’t look so dumb
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I've never wanted to eat during an actual concert, fine before the show starts have a little snack or whatever. But who needs to eat pizza at a show. Like someone else says eat before. They just always seem to be eating, no matter what they do. It always involves food.
 
Holly and Alfie have way more chemistry than him and Zoe. I know that’s nothing to it but just saying how little him and Zoe have.

Have you noticed in recent videos instead of ‘Zoe and I’ it’s ‘my giffflfriend (licherally how he says it) Not sure why but I find it weird. I mean everyone knows she’s ‘zoe’ Alf
 
No PR company worth their salt would willingly touch Alfie with a barge pole. He's a liability.

Gl to them trying to get him to listen. The general idea of a PR company is to create a persona for a person and have them seen in a positive light. With Alfie continuously revealing his true unsavoury self, they are attempting to bail out a fast sinking ship.

I believe they took him on purely to advertise their own company! I didn't know about them before. Now I do. They were quick to use him. haha.

If I was in that business I would be fuming if they did a post about me with a pic naming me as the new client. Doesn't bode well.

Frosty said:
I don't believe a word he says, charity is so important to him in his life that he doesn't like to talk about it. he's full of tit.

he's done so much for charity that all he talks about is having fun on the crystal maze (that's his idea of charity work) or that art thing. both were public displays of so called charity work.
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His new PR company need to take total charge of his out put. He and Zoe only know greed.

Here's a new tattoo idea, Alfred. Would be the most truthful thing he's done all year!

Caritas Incipit Domi

Charity Begins At Home
 
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Great video easily disproving all of the crap in this twit's insanely long "videos"
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Sceptical me is wondering if Alfie got paid to give this guy a platform after watching the above video.

Where did his sudden interest flat Earth come from...

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Sceptical me is wondering if Alfie got paid to give this guy a platform after watching the above video.

Where did his sudden interest flat Earth come from...
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‘An old women nearly falls down the stairs and Alfie didn’t even batter an eyelid bloody tory’

This made me LOL. The guys done his research
 
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First 7 minutes is him showing how gym dedicated he is and how weak and lazy Zoe is by taking her to the gym and phoning Poppy to mock her etc.

Her wearing gym shark isn’t a brand deal guyzzzz. It’s just that sick stuff they sent her a year ago

Zoe was super salty at the end about them drinking and her not. Even though it turns out Alfie had offered not to drink.

And why the f**k do they get a tray of chocolates and snacks in the guest bedrooms. It’s not a hotel they don’t need it for one night. Just ridiculous
 
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I guess because Alfie worked out in the morning and then ate junk food the entire day, so eating blueberries as a late night snack constitutes as having a cheat meal in 'moderation'. Huh... I didn't know that's how that works. Eat like crap all day but have one healthy meal/snack and it's all good. It's all about balance. :unsure:
 
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Great video easily disproving all of the crap in this twit's insanely long "videos"
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I watched it the other day. Its v funny how its done in a serious format but every now they put in a cheeky dig here and there like the $$$ thought bubble and the flash of Maggie Thatcher when he calls him Alfie Thatcher Deyes :ROFLMAO: a normal person would instinctively jump forward to help a someone (especially an old person) whos about to fall down like that yet he STILL includes it in his video!!! Im starting to wonder whether Alfie is an outright sociopath :unsure:
 
Does he live in that hoodie and baseball cap now? Even went to the Mariah concert dressed like that! I'm sure he has some smart clothes but too lazy to make an effort. Probably thinks people at the 02 wanna buy his pathetic merchandise?
 
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