Alfie Deyes #6 Engaged, "We're not in any rush for that"

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This is gonna sound so “hater-ish”
But I can’t be the only one....
Has his face grown a little bit more punchable lately?
Like... y’all see it to right?
First of all..It’s like his face actually grew
His bones.... the bone structure in his face
And not in the way that he is turning into a “man” and gets a more pronounced jawline or any of those features but legit just his face got bigger
But also more sunken in yet puffy at the same time
(Not saying he has one at all but you know how people with an eating disorder can get a skinny body and their face puffs up.. that’s him)
Like his cheeks are getting wider and wider
And puffy yet his eye sockets are so hollow and sunken in.. he looks so... unwell :/
His hair... omg.. never thought I could be so bothered by it, but he needs a hair cut
Between this insta story stilland that pic someone posted of him in that Hugo boss suit with the hair in front of his eye..... it’s not a good look, it’s thinning, we know he is balding already quite badly on the sides and now he has one of those emo strands hanging in his face and it’s so thin.. please just cut it
I know this all sounds so petty but the hair with the ever growing face and those teeth...... I just wanna punch it more and more

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I think his body is suffering like Zoe’s. Simply, his body can’t handle the amount of shite that gets put into it, and not enough exercise. Perhaps not as extreme as Zoe in terms of unhealthy diet and lack of exercise, but he doesn’t use his gym, and he doesn’t eat well. He eats loads (double dinners Deyes) but it’s not always healthy food, and he isn’t exercising enough to get away with it.

It’s a shame he doesn’t have lots of free time to eat more healthily and work out...oh wait. It’s a shame he doesn’t have a personal trainer...oh wait. Well, he doesn’t have a personal gym at home he can use with the greatest of ease...oh wait.
 
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It is!? I haven't noticed it personally, are there photos where it's visible?

Omg yes I remember posting some stills myself
From a vlog where he is walking in the garden and the wind was strong and just swoops up his “comb over” and the edges on the side of his head are pulled back so much
It’s why he always combs it forward or wears beanies
Idk if I can find those pics anywhere I posted them so long ago D:
 
I think his body is suffering like Zoe’s. Simply, his body can’t handle the amount of shite that gets put into it, and not case.enough exercise. Perhaps not as extreme as Zoe in terms of unhealthy diet and lack of exercise, but he doesn’t use his gym, and he doesn’t eat well. He eats loads (double dinners Deyes) but it’s not always healthy food, and he isn’t exercising enough to get away with it.

It’s a shame he doesn’t have lots of free time to eat more healthily and work out...oh wait. It’s a shame he doesn’t have a personal trainer...oh wait. Well, he doesn’t have a personal gym at home he can use with the greatest of ease...oh wait.

Yes!!!
His skin has this light grey hint to it sometimes
So unwell looking :/
Drink some water, get that blood flow going and eat normal portions!!!
 
Omg yes I remember posting some stills myself
From a vlog where he is walking in the garden and the wind was strong and just swoops up his “comb over” and the edges on the side of his head are pulled back so much
It’s why he always combs it forward or wears beanies
Idk if I can find those pics anywhere I posted them so long ago D:



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Nvm I found it!!!

It’s why he has those “side” pieces of hair and pushes them forward like mini comb-overs

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“Guysh me and Zoe r like totally in love and we’ll show u buy makin dis shick and bangin video Of us cooking n flirting lolzzz!!1!!!1”

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I guess they’re trying to be like Joe and Dianne. Yeah we will see how long making homemade meals last (approx one vlog). It’s just another hobby for them. A way to pass the time. Alfie’s face looks huuuge in that thumbnail. All bloated and puffy. These two are aging like milk.

I think his body is suffering like Zoe’s. Simply, his body can’t handle the amount of shite that gets put into it, and not enough exercise. Perhaps not as extreme as Zoe in terms of unhealthy diet and lack of exercise, but he doesn’t use his gym, and he doesn’t eat well. He eats loads (double dinners Deyes) but it’s not always healthy food, and he isn’t exercising enough to get away with it.

It’s a shame he doesn’t have lots of free time to eat more healthily and work out...oh wait. It’s a shame he doesn’t have a personal trainer...oh wait. Well, he doesn’t have a personal gym at home he can use with the greatest of ease...oh wait.
It’s hard being an insecure millionaire with a frail ego that has SO much free time. A rare breed of man-child. 🎻
 
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