Alfie Deyes #6 Engaged, "We're not in any rush for that"

[thenomad]

I couldn't watch his latest vlog. He kept going on about how he wants to make little changes to better himself and I was like... Are you kidding? Am I hallucinating? Alfie, of all people wanting to make changes?! LMAO. Zoe is still waiting for that ring that he damn well knows she wants.

Let's not forget his endless list of forgotten projects as well. Alfie is the last person to take advice in regards to bettering yourself or making positive changes in his life. And when he said he wanted to waste less plastic. CLASSIC. As if Alfie actually cares about recycling and going more green when he's constantly buying new gadgets and toys every week that he uses once and never uses again. That reusable straw being the perfect example in which he shows us that he bought one but has yet to actually use it.

I like how in his list of changes he wants to make for his 30 days of fail challenge, he doesn't mention his rotting half-pipe in the backyard but mentions the piano instead. I wonder how much layer of dust has collected on that piano.

 

[Alightened]

What a complete hole, idiot, child, numpty, ignoramus, twit, spoilt, pampered, uneducated, clown, cretin, buffoon, indulgent little boy he is.. So many words to describe him. How his parents can actually be proud of him, I've no idea. They should be hanging their head's in shame. What has he actually achieved . Also, why does he speak like he's got a gob full of marbles. Uneducated twit. He should have continued into education instead of acting like a 13 year old.

Off to bed now I've got that off my chest

 

[Oohthedrama]

I love dogs.....
Now that i’ve got that out of the way what the duck is this.....

I makes me nauseous.

 

[DoreenYadeley]

I love dogs.....
Now that i’ve got that out of the way what the duck is this.....

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I makes me nauseous.

Another orange filtered photo of Alfie pretending to kiss Zoe

*rolls eyes*

 

[StephenTJackson]

Did he not even bother cut his hair. Trying homeless chic??

I’ve always said and believed that any man can put on a properly fitting suit and look way better than they usually do. Turns Alfie is the exception to that rule he just looks a mess.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Did he not even bother cut his hair. Trying homeless chic??

Looks like he’s doing the chubby bunny challenge there but with his teeth trying to keep them in

 

[kanye]

So many words to describe him. How his parents can actually be proud of him, I've no idea. They should be hanging their head's in shame. What has he actually achieved .

I love a good rant on this website but this isn't a good one Of course his parents are proud of him, he's a self made millionaire. If he hasn't achieved anything then my life must be one hell of a failure cos I'm still stuck on the 9-5 grind on a hell of a lot less cash than him ( I don't like Alfie, I just like valid arguments )

 

[Alightened]

I love a good rant on this website but this isn't a good one Of course his parents are proud of him, he's a self made millionaire. If he hasn't achieved anything then my life must be one hell of a failure cos I'm still stuck on the 9-5 grind on a hell of a lot less cash than him ( I don't like Alfie, I just like valid arguments )

Yes he's achieved millionaire status, but still acts like a child, and as far as I can see he's not done a great deal with his money. He could do so much more with it. So my argument still is what has he actually achieved.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Can we take a moment to remember this

The worst-dressed men in Britain (sorry, guys)

Presenting the 10 men who have let the side down sartorially...

www.google.co.uk

4. Alfie Deyes
The YouTuber's attempts to dress boy-next-door-wacky would test the patience of a saint. The title of his channel says it all - pointless


Also found this from a Chris Evans interview in july
““At the moment I’m working in Brighton to open up an indoor food market. With 12 restaurants in it.”

 

[cherry198]

Can we take a moment to remember this

The worst-dressed men in Britain (sorry, guys)

Presenting the 10 men who have let the side down sartorially...

www.google.co.uk

4. Alfie Deyes
The YouTuber's attempts to dress boy-next-door-wacky would test the patience of a saint. The title of his channel says it all - pointless


Also found this from a Chris Evans interview in july
““At the moment I’m working in Brighton to open up an indoor food market. With 12 restaurants in it.”

Yet another endeavour that won’t see the light of day.Whatever happened to the pub he was planning on opening or that gin bar? He’s just become such a parody of himself and it’s hilarious.

 

[blurstoftimes]

The two words I immediately think of to describe his face are 'doughy' and 'shiny'

 

[boredjess]

Did he not even bother cut his hair. Trying homeless chic??

Wow he looks like an ape

 

[Rookie]

Could some PLEASE explain this fashion? I don’t get it...does he think he looks Savage?! Also with his newest vlog about 30 day challenge he OBVIOUSLY had to keep reiterating “future self”

 

[dontlikethem]

What a complete hole, idiot, child, numpty, ignoramus, twit, spoilt, pampered, uneducated, clown, cretin, buffoon, indulgent little boy he is.. So many words to describe him. How his parents can actually be proud of him, I've no idea. They should be hanging their head's in shame. What has he actually achieved . Also, why does he speak like he's got a gob full of marbles. Uneducated twit. He should have continued into education instead of acting like a 13 year old.

Off to bed now I've got that off my chest

As for his parents only recently having been married, his Mum definetely did not look her best even in the last few years...

Could some PLEASE explain this fashion? I don’t get it...does he think he looks Savage?! Also with his newest vlog about 30 day challenge he OBVIOUSLY had to keep reiterating “future self”

I think som3one needs to have a word with the little prick.

 

[Youtubegossip]

No mention of ad in any of his insta stories despite having a free Hugo boss suit and the whole event being gifted to him.

He’s spent all day moving flats??? Please lord tell me zoe has kicked him out

 

[sitesorestrictive]

Not that it matters but what's with his radio silence on Twitter? Give up one of the few platforms he can't HEAVILY filter comments?

 

[dontlikethem]

They got together in 2012 I believe, but didn’t announce it officially til 2013. That makes her 22, and him 19.
He’s been with her his entire adult life and doubt he’s been in a serious relationship before. He probably regrets spending his life with the same girl without ever even trying it with someone else which is why he’s constantly avoiding the topic. And look, I’d understand that if he wasn’t such an idiot. He could’ve told her that earlier on, they could’ve broken up and she could’ve found someone for her - a family guy ready to commit. And he also could’ve gone on his lame adventures seeking instagram models he so desires. But no, he’s spent 7 years telling her he’s not yet ready and now she’s an almost 30 year old woman without both the ring and the bump or either of those even in sight.

Don't you just love it though!! Serves her right.

Zoe's not my favourite person but she doesn't deserve to be lead on and ignored.

Her sort can't help themselves with their silly squeaky voice and calling him gorgeous....tit about to hit the fan I reckon.

 

[FaLaLaLaNahLer]

Another orange filtered photo of Alfie pretending to kiss Zoe

*rolls eyes*

You’re so right! If I didn’t know him, I’d guess he was part Hispanic or Latino.

 

[thenomad]

Aww couple goals.

Dissing your girlfriend that made you famous and relevant, the same gf which is why his vlogs even get any clicks, and especially when Alfie himself is no prize.

Even if this was just a "joke" or meant to be cheeky, we all know how cruel Alfie's humor can be. He's being a and he knows it.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Aww couple goals.

Dissing your girlfriend that made you famous and relevant, the same gf which is why his vlogs even get any clicks, and especially when Alfie himself is no prize.

Even if this was just a "joke" or meant to be cheeky, we all know how cruel Alfie's humor can be. He's being a and he knows it.

Totally agree. After going to the gq awards in a Hugo boss suit and still looking like a sack of tit I wouldn’t be doing that if I was him.

A Hugo boss suit should make any man look good