Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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Wowwwwwwwww said:
He only forgets everything when Zoe isn’t holding his hand
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No, he needs his Mummy. Amanda has clearly pandered and babied him all his life, he has no ability to function, forgetting his wallet, going out in winter without a coat and wondering why he is freezing, well, it’s not his fault, Mummy wasn’t there to tell him to take a coat with him.
 
Oohthedrama said:
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THROW BACK TO ALFIE’S OLD TEETH!
No need to adjust your brightness. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

@GossWhore
But who would get to keep the Nando’s loyalty card/the dominos credits...
and who would get stuck looking after nala the sl(p)ug [emoji222]
#nohatetonalabutitwassentfromsatanhimself
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Who will will get Narla always reminds me of the username with that name [emoji1787][emoji1787]

Zoe will get narla as Alfie future him pic was him alone with a big dog lol
But he'll have that cheeky nandos
 
booish said:
God, no wonder Zoe has travel anxiety. She’s probably trusted him one too many times and ended up in Timbuktu [emoji849]

I do not find his incompetence endearing or even slightly funny. If he honestly expects others to, then he’s a bigger idiot than I thought.
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I keep coming back to this thread and I keep finding reasons to repeat myself: he’s literally the worst.
 
He was talking about how a woman’s breasts popped out of her dress on the train, he was sitting next to her, he saw it happen and he seems pretty pleased about telling this story, all while Zoe is sitting next to him driving them somewhere.
When he turns the phone towards her driving she does not look pleased.
He’s such a twit. He most likely doesn’t give Zoe’s breasts any attention lol. No wonder Zoe is having dreams of him cheating on her.
 
Gigglez said:
He was talking about how a woman’s breasts popped out of her dress on the train, he was sitting next to her, he saw it happen and he seems pretty pleased about telling this story, all while Zoe is sitting next to him driving them somewhere.
When he turns the phone towards her driving she does not look pleased.
He’s such a twit. He most likely doesn’t give Zoe’s breasts any attention lol. No wonder Zoe is having dreams of him cheating on her.
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He’s so juvenile. He was filming out of the window of the train yesterday and it turned down he wasn’t in the window seat, did he actually just lean over someone??!
 
Youtubegossip said:
He’s so juvenile. He was filming out of the window of the train yesterday and it turned down he wasn’t in the window seat, did he actually just lean over someone??!
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The woman who’s breasts popped out was the person he was sitting next to lol she had the window seat, and he was filming her hands while she was eating chocolate lol he’s so freaking weird
 
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