Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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God I haven't been reading this thread but that's disgusting he's enabled the YouTube membership option on his channel. He's wealthy and makes a fortune and barely puts out any normal videos. Unnecessary and greedy.

It just never changes with him, lazing around all week then stories at midnight proclaiming how hard he's working on editing a video. 😵
 
You guys a brand new The Secret’s Out episode is coming out on Sunday. Contain yourselves. The last episode was only ‘two’ months ago. All about that consistency. 👌🏻
What brilliant and scintillating topics will philosopher Alfie discuss? 🙄

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He also needs to stop showing off his gnashers or drawing attention to them. The IG models are not going to slide into his dm’s, no matter how sick and savage he thinks he is. Grandma Zoe is as best as it’s going to get.
It’s not. He couldn’t get it finished in time. He started it at midnight last night. Surely it was filmed ages ago. Such a bleeping flake.

He filmed the pop up shop 15 minutes ago ( think it opened 40 minutes ago) and it looked dead

The new episode features the Sidemen (Tbh the 2 most insignificant ones) - Ethan aka "Behzinga" and Josh aka "Zerkaa"

Couldn't even get KSI lol
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I bet he’s having to pay them to go on too
 
It's been open 40 mins and looks absolutely dead. Was he expecting lines outside?



The clothes aren't even folded that well, when you're paying £20 a hat, £25 a t-shirt and £45 a hoodie they should be presented well
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Maybe poppy and Sean will bring in the crowds. 😂

In his head he was picturing thousands like when Logan Paul did a popup. I hope he paid for barriers.

Is anyone in Brighton to walk past? Or better still walk in and ask if Joe and Dianne are there before walking right back out.
 
I was going to say just this.Why did he leave it until the night before?Surely he could have edited it before he announced there was a new episode going up.
Because he’s Alfie last minute Deyes. It won’t be out tmrw either cus he’d have been soooooo busy at his pop up shop.

It’s not merch though. If it’s not merch, why is he there to meet his fans?

The pop up looks so dead he could probably stand and edit there anyway
 
Maybe poppy and Sean will bring in the crowds. 😂

In his head he was picturing thousands like when Logan Paul did a popup. I hope he paid for barriers.

Is anyone in Brighton to walk past? Or better still walk in and ask if Joe and Dianne are there before walking right back out.

I will be walking past in approx an hour - will report back after taking a few mins to point and laugh
 
Just posted another photo, still empty and it's been open for almost 20% of its opening time.

I'm cringing for him, must be total humiliation standing there with a staffed empty shop and his vlogging camera. James Charles shut down Birmingham..
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What does getting your future self drawn even mean, is she just drawing people and adding some grey hair and wrinkles.

Don’t old people’s heads shrink so Alf’s gnarlers will be even bigger? 😂😂
 

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