Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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Looks like a big old space he’s got for this pop up. He’s got his staff working 1 hour ago, 8pm on a Friday night setting it up for him by the look of his Instagram stories.

Yeah, sure as tit I wouldn’t be doing that on a Friday night, I’d be out of that office bang on 5pm
 
Got his mate performing for the camera for him again. Yes. She has her mouth around the entire glass. 🤮
 

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GossWhore said:
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Just came to post that, he's never even done veganuary. The only time I've seen him eat veggie is that time in NYC where he was careful to get the by Chloe logo very prominent in shots - so probably an AD but not declared as no editorial control.

It's like that one time he moaned about he didn't like plastic when a drink came with a straw, then was back to eating ready made mash and drinking evian a few days later.

It's all just memes for engagement, the guy stands for nothing of importance.
 
electricmallows said:
Any time I've seen her in his vlogs, he always seems so touchy with her and laughing at her - bit of a weird way for your boss to behave. Then again, he's always touchy with every girl that isn't Zoe...maybe he's trying to make up for the lack he gets/wants at home..
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Aren’t they best friends since high school or something?

You should never mix your friendships with business to the extent zalfie do. It will all end in tears eventually
 
Srh1984 said:
Aren’t they best friends since high school or something?

You should never mix your friendships with business to the extent zalfie do. It will all end in tears eventually
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Are they? I don't actually know the extent of their friendship, I just noticed how she doesn't seem very comfortable around him when they go out of the office to do jobs alone together
 
Alightened said:
They've known each other for years, longer than Alfie's known Zoe.
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I understand if they have known one another for years why he would be overly tactile, but is his excuse for behaving like that with Dianne.

I agree with nik1231 that cause he isn't getting any physical affection from Zoe, he craves it, so is overly touchy with any female around their mid twenties-thirties. But that don't make it any less creepy
 
You guys a brand new The Secret’s Out episode is coming out on Sunday. Contain yourselves. The last episode was only ‘two’ months ago. All about that consistency. 👌🏻
What brilliant and scintillating topics will philosopher Alfie discuss? 🙄

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He also needs to stop showing off his gnashers or drawing attention to them. The IG models are not going to slide into his dm’s, no matter how sick and savage he thinks he is. Grandma Zoe is as best as it’s going to get.
 
thenomad said:
You guys a brand new The Secret’s Out episode is coming out on Sunday. Contain yourselves. The last episode was only ‘two’ months ago. All about that consistency. 👌🏻
What brilliant and scintillating topics will philosopher Alfie discuss? 🙄

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He also needs to stop showing off his gnashers or drawing attention to them. The IG models are not going to slide into his dm’s, no matter how sick and savage he thinks he is. Grandma Zoe is as best as it’s going to get.
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he's going to be like Jim isn't him? when he finally dumped Zoe (whether divorce or just breakup), he's going to fan his cash and get the IG model
 
thenomad said:
You guys a brand new The Secret’s Out episode is coming out on Sunday. Contain yourselves. The last episode was only ‘two’ months ago. All about that consistency. [emoji1305]
What brilliant and scintillating topics will philosopher Alfie discuss? [emoji849]

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He also needs to stop showing off his gnashers or drawing attention to them. The IG models are not going to slide into his dm’s, no matter how sick and savage he thinks he is. Grandma Zoe is as best as it’s going to get.
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The new episode features the Sidemen (Tbh the 2 most insignificant ones) - Ethan aka "Behzinga" and Josh aka "Zerkaa"

Couldn't even get KSI lol
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