I really don’t get his issue with these ads/gifted?...he gets so passive aggressive about it and it doesn’t make sense. You have an obligation to disclose that connection. Why does this piss him off so much? No one else seems to see the big issue in it, and if they do they’re wisely keeping their opinions on it off of the internet.
Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures
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StephenTJackson
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He is making himself look worse by being such a child about this and spitting his dummy out. Those ridiculous scenarios he was talking about, it just makes him look even worse. I’m just thinking twit, twit, twatty mctwatface.
leigh213
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Thanks for recapping that vlog, to all who made different points about it. I couldn't make it past the endless deyes of ADD intro he had going. He was talking about rain all week going " Rain Monday, rain Tuesday, rain Wednesday, rain Thursday" FFS Alfie, just say it's gonna rain all week dammit.
Then about the ppl in Brighton crossing the road more, that derailed him from whatever he was saying because each time someone crossed " oop, there goes another, SECOND PERSON JUST CROSSED". Jesus get a camera and put it up in the local spot and we'd watch it if we wanted a play by play on what mundane thing everyone in Brighton's doing.
Edited because I had to add: WHO the hell told him drinking two lemons with ice a day was healthy even though he looks like he's about to launch to outer space with that face on not to mention he has ACID REFLUX so please tell me what's with the LETHAL amounts of citrus. He's such a buffoon. Lemon in water and in warm water esp has been proven to be healthy but where tf did he get this cockamamie thing.
Also the backflip is back. I'm convinced the neighbors ( if anyone has a good enough view) have literally seen him crouch down to talk to the camera, and then film himself once or twice and then get off. If I lived near them it'd be Rear Window all day wondering what the hell they get up to. I'd ruin my stomach with all the popcorn, but I could probably just laugh it loose.
Then about the ppl in Brighton crossing the road more, that derailed him from whatever he was saying because each time someone crossed " oop, there goes another, SECOND PERSON JUST CROSSED". Jesus get a camera and put it up in the local spot and we'd watch it if we wanted a play by play on what mundane thing everyone in Brighton's doing.
Edited because I had to add: WHO the hell told him drinking two lemons with ice a day was healthy even though he looks like he's about to launch to outer space with that face on not to mention he has ACID REFLUX so please tell me what's with the LETHAL amounts of citrus. He's such a buffoon. Lemon in water and in warm water esp has been proven to be healthy but where tf did he get this cockamamie thing.
Also the backflip is back. I'm convinced the neighbors ( if anyone has a good enough view) have literally seen him crouch down to talk to the camera, and then film himself once or twice and then get off. If I lived near them it'd be Rear Window all day wondering what the hell they get up to. I'd ruin my stomach with all the popcorn, but I could probably just laugh it loose.
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So with all the wrong going on in the world Alfie is making a big deal over having to put two letters on a video. Audi paid for his hotel, flights, food, entertainment and a fee for posting about their new car but he can't get over having to say AD on a video full of that content.
He's just making himself look absolutely pathetic.
He's just making himself look absolutely pathetic.
Sounds too infuriating to watch! Hope the CMA see it and use him as an example.
Youtubegossip
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Has his graphic designer only just discovered word art ?
Why the duck is he still whinging about the ad rules. He’s starting to annoy me so much that I might start reporting every time he doesn’t.
If someone sends something he didn’t ask for. Then don’t put it on insta/YouTube etc if you don’t want to disclose it. Not heard anyone else whinge anywhere near as much as Alfie. He’s got business advisors and all sorts and still pretends he doesn’t know the rules ffs
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blurstoftimes
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There are SO many brilliant restaurants in Brighton (i live here) and all they ever do is go to the Ivy...and before that it was only ever Jamie's Italian. God they are so bleeping boring and unimaginative I actually find it quite infuriating!
Alightened
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Probably watching them as a sleep aid to help her nod off???????Get a bleeping life Zoo
Youtubegossip
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It just don’t make any sense. It’s just two random words when not in context of his tit quote
Yep. Reminds me of when the Shaytards released their ‘Trixin’ stuff... glorified merch disguised by a nonsense name trying to be a legitimate trendy clothing line. Is there anything more embarrassing than YouTubers trying to be taken seriously?
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StephenTJackson
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Licherally, his latest vlog is going for breakfast, going to Nando’s, getting sushi, then talking about getting rid of PontlessBlog, skipped through just about all of it. The whole breakfast segment was Alfie passing around his glass of Kombucha and making everyone try it. It was riveting.
There was something about a charity kayaking thing along the Thames, Alfie supposed to be doing that with Steve it sounds like.
But genuinely a complete waste of a vlog.
There was something about a charity kayaking thing along the Thames, Alfie supposed to be doing that with Steve it sounds like.
But genuinely a complete waste of a vlog.
Youtubegossip
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Steve annoys me. Not sure why, think he just seems very arrogant and loves himself
At least half of his content these days is going out for a meal or eating a takeaway.
Then talks about how this year is going to be the year of content, hilariously ignorant that we're in March already and he's produced zip.
I’m not even half way through the new vlog and I’ve just stopped watching because I’m so annoyed because of the part where he was saying someone was filming him... HE LITERALLY FILMS PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT EVERY VIDEO HE PUTS UP!!!
At a restaurant strangers are in his vlog, at the pier, on the streets of Brighton or London...
people SHOULD film him to make him uncomfortable because that is LITERALLY what he is doing.
I can’t even watch the rest of this vlog.
Alfie Deyes, please duck OFF
At a restaurant strangers are in his vlog, at the pier, on the streets of Brighton or London...
people SHOULD film him to make him uncomfortable because that is LITERALLY what he is doing.
I can’t even watch the rest of this vlog.
Alfie Deyes, please duck OFF
Alightened
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Well I've just watched the vlog. Why do I do this to myself?????, I'll never learn. What a bloody bore??????. I'll give him some credit for actually thinking that he's sooooo cool and out there, and that he thinks the sun shines out of his arse????
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- Vlog starts with an extremely disengaged Zoe in the car -- Alfie asks "you wanna play with my fidget spinner" and she ignores him and talks about how perfect her parking was LOL
- Alfie getting out the car exclaims "Oh tit we are late" (because swearing is how he has transitioned from PointlessTwat to FullAdultTwat aka Alfie Deyes)
- Are they late to a meeting? Noooo breakfast with Soppy and Steve and his wife
- Alfie: "It's so nippy,by nippy I mean cold. not nipples" --- Sarcasm You would think because his audience is 90% over 18 he wouldn't need to exclaim this
- Alfie: "This is the same spot I filmed you from Zoe" (Shows shot) -- WOW such great footage
- Moves to the cafe and you get an understanding of the reverting convos they have -- how do you pronounce kombucha and acai --- WOWWW --- quality content
- Tbh "quality content" would be better merch as we know it would be 10000% ironic
- Then Alfie bullshits he is doing a kayak trip with Steve (Steve actually is doing it for charity) -- But Alfie is just bullshitting "I was looking at kayaks, I own a blowup kayak"
- I WILL EAT MY HAT AND WEAR HIS MERCH IF HE DOES
- Zoe dragged Alfie to Nandos -- he goes to in and some man is filming "I just stared at his camera and filmed me. Said its a bit weird to film a stranger" - Alfie better not ever cross me, because I would reply "But you do it all the time so fck off"
- Alfie: "I don't think I have ever been to a good sushi place, there are high-end sushi places that I don't go to" -- proceeds to buy tit sushi from Marks and Spencers
- TBH the reason he doesn't go to high-end sushi places because HE HAS NO FRIENDS
- Alfie is so pleased with his XMAS gift from his Dad -- chopsticks GET DAT SAVAGE SUSHI IN WITH DOZZZZ CHOPSTIXS BOYYYYYYYY
- He JUST realised he has used the clickbait title "OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT" 2 years ago -- "I upload so many Youtube videos, I didn't even notice"
- "The style of videos I do now have changed. I do in-depth talks, a series called The Secret Out...PointlessBlog doesn't fit anymore. It's not a big deal" --- Not a big deal, but you click baited the video with the title "the END of PointlessBlog!
- "I loved the name PointlessBlog, I like the way it looks, PointlessBlog got BILLIONS BILLIONS of views" --- he was so smug at this point
- "I am back, I am treating this channel super chilled...creating fun vlogs and on my other channel creating long formed better-produced videos" -- What he means 'I am too lazy to daily vlog, but want dat money so will vlog when I can be bothered and film dees dumb ass videos I call quality content when the only quality is the camera not me"
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