Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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riveting content. 10/10 alf my man.

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blurstoftimes said:
riveting content. 10/10 alf my man.

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Everyone always says how if Alfie wasn't with Zoe he'd be off travelling the world and that shes holding him back but he's just the same as her although nowhere near as bad.He lasted all of 2 minutes in London before crawling back to Brighton and his parents. Alfies all talk,like none of his ideas ever materialise.
 
cherry198 said:
Everyone always says how if Alfie wasn't with Zoe he'd be off travelling the world and that shes holding him back but he's just the same as her although nowhere near as bad.He lasted all of 2 minutes in London before crawling back to Brighton and his parents. Alfies all talk,like none of his ideas ever materialise.
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He wouldn’t be travelling, he’s more of a home bird than Zoe. I’m sure somebody previously posted about him saying recently that he wouldn’t travel the world and stuff if he wasn’t with Zoe, he would just stay around Brighton with his family. Which is fine, nothing wrong with being a home bird, he should just stop pretending that he is Louis Cole and wanting to “live the adventure”.
 
STJ_95 said:
He wouldn’t be travelling, he’s more of a home bird than Zoe. I’m sure somebody previously posted about him saying recently that he wouldn’t travel the world and stuff if he wasn’t with Zoe, he would just stay around Brighton with his family. Which is fine, nothing wrong with being a home bird, he should just stop pretending that he is Louis Cole and wanting to “live the adventure”.
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Think that was in his inabber thing. I zoned a lot of it out tbh
 
jammy said:
He say's you only get to see what they choose to show you, just 20 mins of the day. So why only show the stuff that make's you look a twit?
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Well exactly - if this is his 10 -20 best minutes of the day - god help them. I get every day isn't going to be exciting, but he's not daily Vlogging anymore - so sure he can find 3/4/5 interesting things he does in a week
 
Actually, the rest of the day that he chooses not to show us might be him reading The Financial Times, taking Nala out for a long walk, prepping his meal for later using freshly grown vegetables that he's grown himself, helping out at a local charity shop, learning a new language and reading up on how not to be a twit.????.

Nah, probably not????
 
Srh1984 said:
Wish Jackmaate would do a reaction video to his ‘mates’ squirming

Feels to me like these boys ( and others like them) have done the commentary videos using big names in titles to get a following etc. Not they have that they want to ‘evolve’ and change their content.

Ie. They used that to get a following when they didn’t really believe it but just wanted views.

Bit like all the families on the Ingham bandwagon who are trying to sneak in their own ‘vlogs’ now
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DEFINITELY this to Alexxx. He did a video about Emma Chamberlain, but said on Twitter that he would “smash her back doors in” (nice) and he jumped on the Danielle Cohn bandwagon quick as anything.
 
Yel said:
More new merch, this time the basic font is in a wiggily line and a hat.

It's like the family fizz "be yourself" but "future self" instead
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He designed it in his ICT class at primary school, where he spent the entire lesson playing with WordArt in Microsoft Word. I’m surprised it doesn’t have the classic rainbow colour scheme that every 9 year old loved in WordArt.
 
Alightened said:
Actually, the rest of the day that he chooses not to show us might be him reading The Financial Times, taking Nala out for a long walk, prepping his meal for later using freshly grown vegetables that he's grown himself, helping out at a local charity shop, learning a new language and reading up on how not to be a twit.????.

Nah, probably not????
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“Reading the Financial Times”:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Don’t forget practicing that piano of his!
 
He pissed me off with his new video. Acting bleeping dumb and condescending about the new ASA rules with sponsorships, ad.

But he doesn't understand "gifted".

Alfie "I understand that if something is gifted to you for a promotion you should let your audience.....But I'm confused how far does this go?"


Lemme help you out you bleeping twit

  1. Alfie: "If I don't ask for an item and it just turns up to my office. Do I need to say gifted Everytime I show it or use it. Even though I didn't ask for it or agree to promotion"? ---- YES !!
  2. Alfie: "If I went to Troye gig in London and he gave me the tickets. And I instastoried that because I have didn't pay for the tickets. Is that gifted" --- YES!!!
  3. Alfie: "If I'm out to dinner and the waiter says the meals on us. As that's happened. Is that gifted"? --- YES (Tbh its quite crappy to get a meal couped and Not Thank the place)
  4. Alfie: "Zoe paying for my dinner is that #Gifted" --- don't be bleeping stupid. This is why I can't stand his arrogant mug. He says BS scenarios like This to make it seem he's a bleeping victim.
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Tbh its either #AD or #SPON. #Gifted is not an approved method of disclosure in the eyes of the regulator.
If an influencer receives benefits, freebies,
free products, free visits, etc -- it's #SPON
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Then he spoke about being invited to The Brits by YouTube Music
Alfie "Every Instagram story had #Gifted. But I bet you 1000000% not every person there. Whether that be Shawn Mendes, Little Mix, Gemma Collins etc. I guarantee that didn't put #Gifted" --- again playing the victim. Fck me Alfie. You have to be clear with your ads. Wawa baby.

"So many YouTubers and Instagram models go on holiday and don't say #Gifted" --- victim victim blah blah blah


duck OFF
 
GossWhore said:
Alfie "Every Instagram story had #Gifted. But I bet you 1000000% not every person there. Whether that be Shawn Mendes, Little Mix, Gemma Collins etc. I guarantee that didn't put #Gifted" --- again playing the victim. Fck me Alfie. You have to be clear with your ads. Wawa baby.
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I love how he phrased it that hes the good guy, these rules have been introduced to target the sleazeballs like Alfie who will do anything for a freebie or a wad of cash, now hes trying to paint himself as the victim while others "get away" with it. Hes the type who'd argue a speeding ticket with "other people speed, why am I being singled out?"
 
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