Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

[browsing123!]

Imagine having such an empty life that you’re so upset you don’t have the new features on instagram, you feel the need to mention it on 2 accounts!!!
A baby is going to rock her world!

 

[Loveitme]

how many times a day is she going to post about being pregnant? shes so fucking boring

 

[SC1990]

The lighting in that dressing room imagine doing your makeup in there then stepping into real light

 

[claire141183]

I dont understand the cinema room, surely a projector or something like that would be better and painting it a dark colour and speakers etc and the desk just in the corner, its basically just another living room, nothing cinema about it

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

How many desks can one home have? She’s got 2 in her dressing room, one in her bedroom and one in there … weird

 

[TeaTime93]

Shes complaining about peoples offers being too low yet half the crap shes selling was gifted no doubt

 

[RobinsHood]

Why doesn’t she just give it to charity then? I can’t be arsed to sell on Vinted so I donate all my stuff instead. I’m probably losing out on money seeing as I’ve bought everything and not been gifted, but I see it as my form of charity. She can well afford to give stuff away so she should stop moaning and just donate it! Tight arse.

 

[Nellyellie]

I really hope she has a red head baby. She would shit herself with a ginger spice

 

[DevilwearsPrimark]

How can she not see that she's got the bedspread the wrong way on the bed she's got two foot folded over at the top and three foot hanging over at the bottom!

Leave the cleaning and tidying to Auds (110) Alex and don't pretend you normally do it

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

How can she not see that she's got the bedspread the wrong way on the bed she's got two foot folded over at the top and three foot hanging over at the bottom!

Leave the cleaning and tidying to Auds (110) Alex and don't pretend you normally do it

That cracked me up

nothing she writes makes sense ! Does she read anything back before posting?

Will she post her face when she doesn’t have time to make it up when the baby is born?

 

[Loveitme]

why doesnt she bloody give it to charity then,does she ever do anything to benefit anyone but herself?
I sell on vinted myself and yeah people annoy me with offers but I cant imagine writing a post about it for social media As its the nature of the ap just decline and move on.

 

[shhh1712]

Omg I’ve only just been on her page and realised she is pregnant! wtf she will never cope! Luckily for her I suppose they can afford a full time nanny

 

[whoareyouu]

Omg I’ve only just been on her page and realised she is pregnant! wtf she will never cope! Luckily for her I suppose they can afford a full time nanny

No more fancy adult only resorts for them!

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

No more fancy adult only resorts for them!

Haha can you imagine her ringing them to try and make an exception for her trophy child

 

[whoareyouu]

Haha can you imagine her ringing them to try and make an exception for her trophy child

Sadly, I can.

 

[DevilwearsPrimark]

I dont understand the cinema room, surely a projector or something like that would be better and painting it a dark colour and speakers etc and the desk just in the corner, its basically just another living room, nothing cinema about it

Ah she read this and took note!

 

[TeaTime93]

Shes not getting away with calling it a cinema room when its basically an extra seating area with a bigger sofa

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

That dining table looks like something you’d find in the reception of an airport hotel

 

[DevilwearsPrimark]

That dining table looks like something you’d find in the reception of an airport hotel

The whole house is that style in my opinion, I'm all for each to their own but it's the most bizarre inspiration I've ever seen.

Most people go on holiday to live a little different for a week, they're really taking the phrase 'home away from home' to the extreme!

 

[whoareyouu]

She really can’t string a sentence together, can she?