Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

[TeaTime93]

She doesnt eat a lot. She thinks shes wild for having an early lunch and 2 chocolate fingers. She said it'd be more stress trying to gain weight because she probably cant bear gaining weight, even for a baby.

 

[Loveitme]

She's posted before eating low calorie ready meals and M&S pizzas and commenting about their low calories

yeah I know ,she posts everything she eats or mentions it .Its not 'loads' ,unless it is to her but really its small-average portion sizes.Which yeah they prob do fill her as she is petite and we all have dif appetites but her sayibg she eats loads is a huge over exageration.

 

[browsing123!]

What was she talking about here? Whats NE?

 

[whoareyouu]

What was she talking about here? Whats NE?

North East.

 

[Lambo110]

Can anyone imagine Alex crawling around a soft play centre.....
Me neither

 

[TeaTime93]

He probably wont be allowed to go there since shes scared of germs and other people.

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

I can’t imagine her changing a nappy! Bathing it
None of it

To be fair I can imagine her with a newborn
But not the rest

 

[browsing123!]

North East.

And is she talking about IVF?

 

[ttg111]

And is she talking about IVF?

The question before was did she consider ivf I think. She said they wouldn’t have been considered for nhs funded ivf as her bmi is too low.

 

[Nellyellie]

The question before was did she consider ivf I think. She said they wouldn’t have been considered for nhs funded ivf as her bmi is too low.

And she wasn’t willing to gain weight *bEcAuSe ShE cAnT*

 

[Lambo110]

And that's why her periods and ovulation were all over the place cos her low weight has impacted her health and fertility

 

[Nellyellie]

Her ‘what I eat in the day’ someone more patient than me calculate the cals

 

[TeaTime93]

I didnt realise she was only 14 weeks! This is gonna be the longest pregnancy journey ever.

Also we mention on here how she doesnt eat and all of a sudden shes eating all day and is having bigger portions. I dont believe it for a second tbh. Also quite sad that she lives her life desperate for strangers validation.

 

[Lambo110]

Her ‘what I eat in the day’ someone more patient than me calculate the cals

Not very many, probably doesn't even reach 2k calories, she needs to be on about 3k to gain some weight.

Whats with the few malteasers in a bowl. A normal person eats a sharing bag
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I didnt realise she was only 14 weeks! This is gonna be the longest pregnancy journey ever.

Also we mention on here how she doesnt eat and all of a sudden shes eating all day and is having bigger portions. I dont believe it for a second tbh. Also quite sad that she lives her life desperate for strangers validation.

She's about 20 weeks, this was an old video that she's just posting now

 

[Poopeepers]

She defo asks herself the questions on insta so she can plug a new discount code for a Fab product

 

[TeaTime93]

The marriage question. She'll probably marry her dad before she marries Kieran

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

That kid was deffs made with a turkey baster … there’s no way they had sex

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

So do you think she did the Tesco food shop and he made the lasagne?

I bet he does the washing up and loads and empties the dishwasher

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I can’t even imagine her going to Tesco on her own without auds … she couldn’t possibly mix with commoners or germs on a trolley!

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

I’m surprised it wasn’t Waitrose ! I don’t think her area would have one though
It’s sort of rough isn’t it aside from the random estate ?