Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

Will Alex get a ‘proper’ job in the foreseeable future?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • No

    Votes: 60 98.4%

  • Total voters
    61
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I don’t really understand your point about this being rude. She shows up for her friends weddings but maybe having a big one isn’t for her?
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(that was meant to quote a previous post but it hasn’t worked ) the screenshot of Alex in the white dress from behind saying she will get married abroad.
 
So I think I really need to take a break from this thread.
last night. I woke up in the middle of the night having a dream about Alex. She basically was a popstar and she was trying to get her single to rise from number 62 in the chart to number one, so she went on loose women to promote it while it looked like the loose women’s studio, but James Corden was the presenter.

I wish I had sent this message earlier because then I would’ve remembered more funny details. The reason I think she was at number 62 in the charts is because I was listening to a podcast about Jojo’s career and then I was also also watching old episodes of season four celebrity big Brother, where Chantelle Horton pretends to be a popstar and then I read this thread, so I think it all combined together in my mind, and then Alex Simpson cast a spell on me towards the end and we were on the beach together
😂😂😂
 
I've lost count the number of times this has happened. She STILL thinks its funny?
It happened to use once with our dog - it was terrifying and i felt so guilty. You do everything to make sure it would never happen again.
I actually hope she never has children - if she can't keep a fucking beagle safe how would she manage a toddler?
 
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