Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

[willawallawooh]

She needs a new adjective to replace ‘GORG’

Gorg this, gorg that… If I had a pound for every time she uses it, I’d be able to sit on my arse all day like Alex

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

What is there to even talk about with your family when you’re together 24/7 and do not do anything else ?! And I can’t imagine that they are discussing politics or where they are thinking of going for their next holiday

She can’t even say well when I was walking the dog / when I was on the bus / when I was in the supermarket … hence the excitement over being the potato queen or whatever it was

I am genuinely spending too much time trying to decipher what goes on in that brain of hers

If I was her I’d get daddy to open a little boutique for me selling incense sticks and candles even if it makes no profit or money but just to give me something to do / meaning / purpose / a chance to socialize / be responsible
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I would like to see them on rich house poor house

 

[whoareyouu]

Her life just seems sad.

 

[Rainbow1]

What is there to even talk about with your family when you’re together 24/7 and do not do anything else ?! And I can’t imagine that they are discussing politics or where they are thinking of going for their next holiday

She can’t even say well when I was walking the dog / when I was on the bus / when I was in the supermarket … hence the excitement over being the potato queen or whatever it was

I am genuinely spending too much time trying to decipher what goes on in that brain of hers

If I was her I’d get daddy to open a little boutique for me selling incense sticks and candles even if it makes no profit or money but just to give me something to do / meaning / purpose / a chance to socialize / be responsible
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I would like to see them on rich house poor house

You’re so right!
I’d love to see an actual insight into her day to day life as it’s baffling she seemingly has lots of £££ but does nothing? She has no job and no responsibilities but doesn’t seem to have a passion for anything? Even the gym she has half arsed attempts every few months

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

She’s like an adult toddler

 

[yogiessexdubs]

This thread is hilarious

 

[TeaTime93]

Imagine when Kieran comes home from work everyday. All she has to talk about is vitamins, the deliveries she has or that Winston has either broke into the pantry because hes starving or hes eaten his own poo.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Kieeee does me hair look brown today

 

[whoareyouu]

Kieeee does me hair look brown today

It is like she doesn’t realise that her hair grows from the root…

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

It is like she doesn’t realise that her hair grows from the root…

Because she wears all those extensions … she probs can’t understand why they don’t get brown at the root as they were colour matched

 

[whoareyouu]

She is WILD.

 

[Chaz93]

I find it weird/not believable at all/rude actually that she goes on in this way about weddings and that she’s not bothered / thinks they’re a waste of money and would rather spend on something else. Every second weekend she’s dolled up to the nines with some ridiculous hat on and worrying about what to wear for a month in advance to prance about at someone else’s wedding. Surely she wants to celebrate with all her mates whose weddings she’s been to? Comes across like she doesn’t want to spend on any of her mates having a good time, but it’s good enough for them to do for her. Not sure what the point of them getting engaged was if they don’t want a wedding as she got the exact same ring she already had and just wears the original one on the other finger now. Used to really like her but now she is my BEC for sure

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

She is WILD.

Call the police.

 

[ttg111]

Wow Tatie Queen we will have to start calling you Pizza Queen now eek

 

[Loveitme]

'building a house' give over

more like her dad said house or wedding and she couldnt possibly save for her wedding herself could she

 

[sodreamy]

Lmaooooooo

 

[whoareyouu]

I just always find it astonishing that her sibling with an actual disability manages to work four days a week and be independent but Alex doesn’t.

 

[Lambo110]

At least if she opened up more about her mental health struggles and not being able to go anywhere or do anything alone, then she might seem a little more relatable/understandable

 

[Loveitme]

asking yourself questions on stories after reading your tattle thread...classic 'influencer' behaviour

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

She doesn’t clean her own house