Adam Hattan #12 Chicken tenders touch his lips on samey samey Disney ships

Choose your Hiding Him quote

  • and I

    Votes: 13 12.6%

  • He looks between my left eye and my right eye

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • My right hand's going to need a holiday!

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • My tent pitches to full mast

    Votes: 14 13.6%

  • His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows

    Votes: 25 24.3%

  • If you play your cards right, maybe I will take you up the North Mountain

    Votes: 8 7.8%

  • The accents of his words flick off his teeth

    Votes: 8 7.8%

  • My eyes close at the dissatisfaction of the splash

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

    Votes: 7 6.8%

  • Finn curses his lips

    Votes: 3 2.9%
  • Total voters
    103
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He ordered 6000 copies which sounded significantly more than pre orders bc he had fantasies of it going viral and people not being able to buy it…. can’t see that happening tbh….

And not only ordered way too many copies, a marketing “expert” etc he also made the physical copies as expensive as possible so people would have to spend £20 on a book which is a high barrier for a book and puts off casually interested people from buying it on a whim.
 
Going back to the mega vlog discussion briefly, I imagine that the watch time of those low views are also abysmal, people will have watched the travel day portion and then clicked off. He really is determined to do everything in his life half-arsed and never reach his full potential. I’d say for him to go to therapy as there must be something going on, but I wouldn’t trust him to be honest with a therapist either.
 
cherryblossom12345 said:
Going back to the mega vlog discussion briefly, I imagine that the watch time of those low views are also abysmal, people will have watched the travel day portion and then clicked off. He really is determined to do everything in his life half-arsed and never reach his full potential. I’d say for him to go to therapy as there must be something going on, but I wouldn’t trust him to be honest with a therapist either.
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He'd probably just spend the whole session telling the therapist they were wrong about everything
 
GSquaredUWS said:
I look at His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows and wonder how there were 3 drafts. There is no way anyone, even a dope like Adam, can read that line 3 times and leave it in.
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Is this the image Adam was going for?
 
Regarding the megavlog. He should be able to get 6 figure views on just the plane journey. He would have to title it properly, tag it properly and have a thumbnail that isn't his open gob though. Hannah Rickets only did her travel day in BA Club, never filmed in Disney, and got nearly a million views on that one video. Putting M&A in the thumbnail (looking dreadful!) probably doesn't help either. To reference the title of the last thread, he seems to be most comfortable as a side kick on his own channel. He's trying to build a brand so strong that just his name can sell a novel to the public, sell that novel to Netflix...but he doesn't have the confidence to stand alone in a thumbnail :unsure:
 
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