2024 Celebrity Death Pool #7

Who should replace Dick as our mascot if he ever pops his little clogs?

  • Bob Mortimer

    Votes: 31 17.9%

  • Clint Eastwood

    Votes: 13 7.5%

  • Killer Cliff Richard

    Votes: 25 14.5%

  • Larry The Cat

    Votes: 70 40.5%

  • Ozzy Osbourne

    Votes: 34 19.7%
  • Total voters
    173
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TruthTeller1036 said:
How can you ever be tired of Dick?

I hate to say it but just seen some photos of Matt Le Blanc (Joey from Friends) and he does not look good at all, I’m hoping he’s not heading in the same direction as Matthew cause I’ll be devastated
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Nah, he’s just had the audacity to get old and fat. I hope he’s not poorly, I like him (despite that awful friends spin off he did)

Matty Perry’s doctor has been arrested in connection with his death, hasn’t he? Michael Jackson vibes all over it.
 
Sir Lancelot said:
Notable deaths on this date (Sept 8th) in history include:

1780 Jeanne-Marie LePrince DeBeomt, French author (Beauty And The Beast)
1805 Patrick Cotter O'Brien, Irish giant (first person measured at over 8ft tall)
1888 Annie Chapman, victim of Jack The Ripper
1949 Richard Strauss, composer
1977 Samuel Joel 'Zero' Mostel, actor (The Producers)
2016 Prince Buster, Jamaican singer
2022 Gwyneth Powell, actress (Mrs McKlusly, Grange Hill)
2022 The Queen, gawd bless her, etc etc
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I don't know why, but I remember when the Queen died I went into a mild panic as I thought everything was going to shut down and husband and I had booked a hotel for the following day for 2 nights to celebrate our wedding anniversary on the 9th

Obviously everything stayed open 🤷‍♀️
 
Serene Serena said:
Nah, he’s just had the audacity to get old and fat. I hope he’s not poorly, I like him (despite that awful friends spin off he did)

Matty Perry’s doctor has been arrested in connection with his death, hasn’t he? Michael Jackson vibes all over it.
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Yeah quite a few of them being charged. Some of the arrest documents and interviews leaked and it was awful. He didn’t stand a chance with them conspiring to shove pills down his neck with his history
 
Since I'm terribly bored watching a relative riding a horse, how do you want to die? Have you planned your funeral?

(that isn't a threat, btw)

Personally, I don't care how I die but want my corpse fed to sharks. The mourners can each chuck-out a chunk of ol' Sir Lancelot with a cry of "Farewell, chum!"
 
KitKat21 said:
I want to die when Dick does, as my whole living is based around my love of Dick.
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There is more to life than Dick, even though one of your previous posts cried about how you needed more Dick in your life...

Sure, we've all enjoyed Dick over the years.
I have, you have, we all have (other than those who vote against him in every poll we have).
Whether it's all-singing-and-dancing and putting on a display or simply just knowing Dick is there, Dick been a great comfort and a joy to many of us.
But the good Dick times can't last forever.
It will soon be time to put Dick in a box and say our goodbyes
Dick is not immortal.
Dick will one day sadly be gone.

Embrace the alternatives to Dick!
 
I hope I don't die any time soon, but when I do depart this earth, I want the entire nation, nay, the entire world, to go into mourning for at least a week. Alternatively, shove me in the big fire and raise a glass if you like.
 
Just a quick reminder:

1st Place Phonic83 on 234 points
2nd Place Former_Antelopee and Princesslaylasparkles both on 200 points
3rd Place Kerrie86 on 166 points


Actually , should Kerrie86 be in third place or would they be in 4th place due to two people being in second?
I never quite understand how this shit works...
 
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Sir Lancelot said:
Since I'm terribly bored watching a relative riding a horse, how do you want to die? Have you planned your funeral?

(that isn't a threat, btw)

Personally, I don't care how I die but want my corpse fed to sharks. The mourners can each chuck-out a chunk of ol' Sir Lancelot with a cry of "Farewell, chum!"
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yes, Larry the Cat will conduct the ceremony and Dick will carry the coffin. I’ll go out to a live rendition of step in time🥰
 
KitKat21 said:
I want to die when Dick does, as my whole living is based around my love of Dick.
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He's fine, just been casually picking up awards at almost 99 by the sounds of it.

people.com

Dick Van Dyke Busts a Move as His 98th Birthday Special Takes Home Creative Arts Emmy: 'I Can't Believe It'

Dick Van Dyke's 98th birthday special, 'Dick Van Dyke 98 Years of Magic', won at the Creative Arts Emmys 2024 ceremony on Saturday, Sept. 7 in the outstanding variety special (pre-recorded) category. Though he was initially believed to be the oldest Creative Arts Emmys winner, it was later...
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When the times comes for death, I hope I know nothing about it, no illness just something like going in my sleep

Told my husband that I would prefer a cremation and non religious service, with another one bites the dust playing as everyone departs

The ashes can be sent up in a rocket or fireworks 🎆. Failing that scattered at sea
 
Sir Lancelot said:
There is more to life than Dick, even though one of your previous posts cried about how you needed more Dick in your life...

Sure, we've all enjoyed Dick over the years.
I have, you have, we all have (other than those who vote against him in every poll we have).
Whether it's all-singing-and-dancing and putting on a display or simply just knowing Dick is there, Dick been a great comfort and a joy to many of us.
But the good Dick times can't last forever.
It will soon be time to put Dick in a box and say our goodbyes
Dick is not immortal.
Dick will one day sadly be gone.

Embrace the alternatives to Dick!
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Dick alternatives aren’t as good as the original Dick.

as long as it’s not fire or water related or struck by lightening, or shot I’m not fussed.
 
As if I’m that high up on the leader board!

I’d like to say it should be third but really I think it should be fourth. Can’t remember who else is on my list either!
 
Lovegossip said:
I don't know why, but I remember when the Queen died I went into a mild panic as I thought everything was going to shut down and husband and I had booked a hotel for the following day for 2 nights to celebrate our wedding anniversary on the 9th

Obviously everything stayed open 🤷‍♀️
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When the queen died we got a shit load of Lilly's at work in our flower department there were so many and they stunk
 
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