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@mumz You are our winner 🥳🥳🥳 Your prize is a £4k All Inclusive holiday with a dodgy kettle, 4 bags of Lays and a 4-pastry brekkie daily (no boozies tho 😭)

@Johnson1901 You are our winner!! 🥳🥳🥳 You win a 2l bottle of lemon Fanta (that's 25% vodka), 17 packs of Milka cakes (enough for 24hrs of snacking), and a one-to-one Holiday Makeup Tutorial from R-Shaimless (to get the hot sweaty mess look just right) 🤗

@K4040 You are our winner 🥳🥳🥳 You win a bland-paint voucher for B&Q and a 50p coupon for DUncle Gregory to decorate a room of your choice. MUST BE A MAJOR INCONVENIENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MATTER. And your body weight in chocolate - to be consumed in 24hrs. 🍫🍫🍫

I've taken the executive decision for another doubke win today - because @Mrsturnerreturns made a brilliant comment, and @Womblewoo suggested it should be a thread title, and THAT comment got more votes than any thread suggestion... And i feel we can show @Mrsturnerreturns the love she...

@ZedsDead 🥳👏🥳👏🥳 You win a week day of Aimless nosh... probably will last you a month 🫣 ☕️🥐🥐🍾🥡🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

@Leighanne02 and @ChubClubThug are joint winners!! A superb effort to sum up the uselessness that is Aimless Crowded-Butthole 👏🥳

Congratulations @Trapped_soul you win a years supply of white beef 😂 What a week it’s been for the crowded butthole, the karma train is definitely on its way! Whoever’s bringing her down, about time 👏🏻

@Faith61 You are our winner - Tesco finest sirloin pork joint on it's way to you (with the obligatory Kylie, spicy rice and fluff) Enjoy 🥳

@mumz You are our winner winner, wobbly chicken dinner!! 🥳 You win a dodgy drumstick 🍗 and a night in with "friends" 👏👏👏

@K4040 You have the honour of naming the 100th thread of our beloved and worshipped Miss Aimless Crowded Butthole!!!

@ChubClubThug You are our last pre-100 winnnnnnnnnnnner 🥳🥳🥳 You win a cooking class from ol' shirl, a classic frubalicious and two free interior design sessions with Aimless!! 🏆

@This Is Not An Ad You win a bottle of malbec (if there's any left), and a lifetime supply of banana hair food, that doubles as humus if you're peckish 🥳🥳🥳 *had to edit for character limit*

@Trapped_soul you are spoiling us with these thread titles 😂 You win a half-sucked mini egg, a used-once pussy suit, and a tkmaxx voucher for hairburst 🥳

@Trapped_soul If you're quick, you win pudding and cust... oh sorry, she's inhaled it ☹️ Minor edit for character length 🥰

Congrats to @Trapped_soul for another great thread title I’ll send aimless around to your house to cook you a three course takeaway

@K4040 You Are Our Winnerrrrrrrrrrr You get a week's ski pass to Donny Dome, the obligatory Kylie, and All The Snacks 😁🥳🥳

Great thread suggestion from @Trapped_soul 👏🏻👏🏻 very festive 🎄 As you’re the Xmas winner, you get the other part of Aimless’s trifle 🤮😂🎄 I had to edit the title to fit ❤️

@ginaG29 you win a ski trip to sunny notts, a ski suit from 1973 and all the hairburst gummies you can eat 🥳

Well done @Trapped_soul 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’ve managed to get aimless to take the Paddington oodie off and she said you can have it 😂😂😂😂 Had to slightly edit the title to fit but it’s still a cracker!! Will we reach the 100 mark by Xmas???

@Curlywurly82 We celebrate you 🙌 🥳 🏆

@Tp76 our fabulous winner 🥳🥳🥳

@K4040 you are our winner 🥳 You win our love and support, and appreciation of your talent for thread titles ❤️

@K4040 Winner winner, shit nandos dinner 😉 Minor edit for character limit x

@ZedsDead you win a kitty litter tray, lightly used, half a bottle of Kylie and some leftover spicy rice!! 🥳

Congrats @ZedsDead for your winning thread title! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 You win a lifetime’s supply of Disney mugs and maccies sauces!! Oh and you get a code for 10% off give me cosmetics BEST EYE CREAM EVAAAAAAA