jake quickenden

  1. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #68 He's a repulsive, aggressive man who deserves everything bad coming his way!

    Congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for your thread title (although it wasn't submitted but won)!! Recap: A few disturbing things happened in the last thread. Flapz went away with Freddie and Zelda came to stay because he can't look after his own child on his own. He compared his own mother...
  2. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home

    Well done to @Sarivng2022 for an excellent thread title, you win a slightly used tooth sanitary towel bone costume. The marathon is over but Fakey is now talking about it more now that it’s done, and has shit on a whole loads of people’s finishing times this morning. He managed to somehow...
  3. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #66 likes to pretend he's absolutely minted, so why is Soph selling stuff on vinted?

    Well done to @Damocles for the title, you win Jake’s old wig! Five more sleeps until the marathon which Fakey has now admitted that he’s stopped training for, Sarcoma UK have really picked a top ambassador there. Full recap to follow, old thread here...
  4. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

    A huge congratulations to @fredster2018 for our new thread title! 👍 Carry on Fakeys. Recap to follow! Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-64-dear-lord-what-a-sad-little-life-jake.38369/unread
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    Jake Quickenden #64 Dear Lord, what a sad little life Jake

    Well done to @CBS1 for the thread title with 40 likes 👏🏻 very apt after his weekend antics crying to the producers to get the comments removed on his mma post 😂 what a sad sad little man you are fakey previous thread...
  6. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #63 Ur a degenerate - plain to see. Who mentions their baby's genitals on daytime TV? 🤢

    Thanks for the votes guys! Unfortunately this thread title isn't very pleasant or indeed savoury. I think it has left people disturbed tbh after Fakey mentioned his newborn son's genitals on Steph's Packed Lunch on Thursday and then compared the size to his own penis. 🤢 He seemed to find...
  7. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #62 Yet again you've made a massive blunder. That loft was designed by Stevie Wonder!

    Thanks guyss for my votes for the new thread title!! My inspiration came from the cock-up that is the 'loft conversion' and the bed not even being able to fit. You can use a fish eye lens all you want Fakey to make it look bigger but it's just not working bro!! 😂😂 We can't wait for the...
  8. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!

    A huge thank you for your votes for the new thread title!! The best moment was watching Fakey fluff up his autocue, look like a complete knob with his Mrs Overall trolley and then proceed to trip up when he was handing out cocktails to the Loose Women panel today!!! 😂😂 Recap to follow...
  9. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

    Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for another great title, you’ve won a seat at Jake’s table at the Big Bash - oh wait….. Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-59-what-kind-of-a-witch-are-you-freddie-is-your-first-born-not-baby-no-2.37575/liked
  10. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #59 What kind of a witch are you? Freddie is your first born not Baby No. 2!

    Thanks for the votes for my thread title guyssss which was inspired by Flapz belittling her first born child Freddie in favour of the Golden Child once again. Here is the disgusting clip. Poor Freddie - dragged out only for ads and blatantly ignored most of the time bless him. 😒...
  11. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #58 What is the Meaning of Life? Said the 'RaRa' at Butlin's who has a beard wife! 🦕

    I'm on a roll guyssss and thanks for the votes for our new thread title. I changed it to incorporate the piping hot tea we had about Fakey being a dinosaur in The Masked Singer at Butlins! Recap to follow. Previous thread...
  12. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

    Thanks so much for my thread title which at the moment is very appropriate! 😘 He's definitely come back from the 'Moneymoon' with a bang! 😂 Recap to follow and Crazy's clip collection...
  13. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #56 Went on OK Live acting all cocky and fly, but then Neil and Becky made him cry

    Excellent thread title from @fredster2018 , the OK Live was the gift that keeps giving and made the world’s most boring honeymoon a lot more memorable - as well as spawning a whole load of new avatars! Special mention to @Frosty knickers for coining the newest nickname: We had a final number...
  14. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #55 could have Gucci on, could wear LouisVuitton, But even with nothin on I’m still a nut

    Well done to @riddleme89 for an excellent thread title, had to amend it a bit for length and so it was allowed. Also added a poll so we can see how much traffic we get here, so don’t be shy (it’s my first time trying so hope it works 🤞🏻)! Anyone want to do a recap? The old thread flew by...
  15. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #54 Attic almost finished and perfect for Borrowers. Still buying fake followers!

    Congratulations to @Sarivng2022 on our new thread title. Shortened to fit! Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-53-a-loveless-marriage-full-of-doom-gloom-at-least-hell-soon-have-his-own-bedroom.36852/
  16. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #53 A loveless marriage full of doom & gloom. At least he'll soon have his own bedroom!

    Thanks for my thread title votes guyyyys! 😘 Recap: We saw the most atrocious 30th 40th Birthday for Flapz known to man which was a complete freebie! No money was actually spent and all she had was a paper crown hat, a cake that a 10yr old could have made better, a freebie bottle of...
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    Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

    Thanks to @CrazyBaldhead for the brilliant thread suggestion 👏🏻 Recap: - still a beg - still trying and tagging everything possible to get his 5 minutes of fame, even KSI after Fred said the drinks are nasty 😂 - he’s running a marathon for charity Incase you didn’t know, I don’t think he’s...
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    Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

    Thanks to @CrazyBaldhead for the brilliant title with 52 likes. previous thread : https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-50-in-his-hot-tub-pretending-its-cold-is-that-why-he-looks-70yrs-old.36292/
  19. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #50 In his hot tub pretending it's cold. Is that why he looks 70yrs old?

    Well done to @Lucyxxxx for the brilliant thread title. A new year and a new thread!! What will the New Year bring for Ratboy? Panto is done and dusted now and the DWP are calling. Christmas Day and Boxing Day he spent filming crap then went to mummy's. They are now in Dubai on a grifted...
  20. Damocles

    Jake Quickenden #49 Home’s not haunted by his dad or brother, but soph is slowly turning into his mother.

    New Thread congrats to me with winning thread title, can anyone do a recap. previous thread here https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-48-its-christmas-time-mistletoe-and-wine-backstage-with-katona-racking-up-the-lines.35833/
  21. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #48 It's Christmas time, mistletoe and wine Backstage with Katona racking up the lines

    So @Lucyxxxx didn’t actually submit this as a title suggestion but it’s festive and was one of the most liked posts. Special mention to @riddleme89 for the next best suggestion with 35 likes, I’m sure we’ll need another one before Christmas 😂 old thread here...
  22. plattyjoobs

    Jake Quickenden #47 Panto Boy loves to creep on anyone new, watch out “he’s behind you”

    New thread title courtesy of @stargirl23, you win VIP tickets to the Scunny Big Night Out! Brief recap, feel free to add - Loft conversion has finally started, although we haven’t actually seen any builders at work - Jake is currently annoying all his new panto cast mates, we have a bet on how...
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    Jake Quickenden #46 Showing his saggy balls to get a mention quickenden will do anything for attention

    Thanks to @riddleme89 for the brilliant thread suggestion 😂👏🏻 previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-45-the-wimp-who-claims-he-doesnt-believe-in-bullying-but-abuses-his-wife-on-social-media.35209/page-50#post-12786074
  24. S

    Jake Quickenden #45 The wimp who claims he doesn't believe in bullying, but abuses his wife on social media

    Thank you to @CrazyBaldhead for the great thread title 👏🏻 previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-44-like-a-puppet-on-a-string-tattle-can-make-him-do-anything.35030/page-53 Sophie’s thread https://tattle.life/threads/sophie-church.35205/ Off topic fakey thread...
  25. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #44 Like a puppet on a string, Tattle can make him do anything!

    Thanks to me for the new thread title!! 😏 Previous Thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-43-beggy-mcbegs-not-right-in-the-head-do-us-a-favour-and-get-off-our-thread.34912/ The last thread had its ups and downs. We had a weird vibe emanating from a 'new member' who has...
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