jake quickenden

A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a cup of vodka from Gail and seven skincare products to use in one night and an LED mask to be like Flapz! 😘 A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 7 and it's been quite eventful to say the least...

Thanks for voting for my thread title which was inspired by his Christmas night out with Off Limits and his contractual fwend Chris Hughes! He wore the most embarrassing outfit and was clearly off his chops! ❄️❄️ A full recap can be found in our Wiki which is nearly up-to-date. The grifters...

A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title! 😘 A full recap can be found in the latest Wiki but things have really reached rock bottom as yesterday he was being an "artist" in a Pet Portrait Masterclass and playing with puppies! 😂😂😂 He is literally morphing into Eoin McLove...

A huge congratulations to our @bluecups for our brilliant thread title! 😘 Well, what can I say. The grifting is getting out-of-control and is seriously angering the Fakeys now. We had Flapz talking about her stress alopecia and after numerous skin treatments, still has a pizza face! We also...

Thanks guyyyss for your votes on my thread title suggestion! 😘 At the start of the last thread, Flapz had yet another skin treatment which failed miserably and she put their "quatz-like" damaged dining table up for sale on Facebook Marketplace for a whopping £800! 😂😂 We had the unveiling of...

Thank you guyyys for your votes for my thread title suggestion! 😘 The previous thread went quicker than the actual fixed fight! After all of the suspense and the Fakeys being more excited than on Christmas morning at the thought of him finally having his syrup knocked off, we were let down...

A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title, shortened to fit! 😘 As mentioned in the title, Zelda and DoorMatt have unexpectedly put their house up for sale. Has DoorMatt got a younger model and wants to run away finally from the old witch? 👍 Spud finally got a hair cut...

A huge congratulations to @VC10 for our new thread title! 😘 In the last thread it was pretty much the same old, same old. Flapz is still selling everything that isn't nailed down and Fakey's attention seeking is manic! He appeared on Steph's Packed Lunch and gave the show his 'kiss of death'...

A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy. 😘 We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, 🤡 and...

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022: Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/ Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present...

A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title! 😘 Fakey has started The Full Monty Show now and absolutely loving being away from the old 'ball and chain" and the kids. Meanwhile, Flapz is putting everything up for sale on Vinted and Facebook Marketplace apart from the kitchen...

Congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for thw fab thread title, there’s some Full Monty tickets coming your way! Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-81-fakey-is-a-donkey-that-nobody-admired-permanently-injured-and-always-oh-so-tired.41575/ So Fakey is now on tour and has been...

Thread title courtesy of @ChastityDingle, nominated by @Heneghs. We’ll await @CrazyBaldhead’s usual catch up, in the meantime I’ve popped a poll up for how long we think we’ll make it on the tour before he has a sick day. Carry on Fakeys! Old...

A big shout out to @Shesaidwhat? for our new thread title! 😘 The Fakey's mark this 80th thread by celebrating Beppe di Ickenden's 80th Birthday, the wrinkly old ring piece!! Hip Hip Hooray!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻 ❄️❄️❄️❄️ 🍷🍷🍷🍷 As we all keep being reminded, he's been WORKING! Yes, WORKING! It now looks...

A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title and @redball00n for the iced gem reference! Title shortened to fit! 😘 Flapz and the boys went off to the USA to visit her sister leaving Beppe di Ickenden home alone again! The Full Monty rehearsals started but things have gone...

A huge congratulations to our @plattyjoobs for our new thread title. Short, sweet and to the point! 😘 A recap of the previous thread can be found in Wiki 3. Carry on Fakeys! 😅 Previous thread...

A massive congratulations to @trine for this hilarious thread title!!! 😘 Since his 'secret' stint as RaRa, work has dried up. They are absolutely skint! 💯 Full recap can be found in the Wiki. These two jokers are heading for bankruptcy! Fakey is trading in his car for a cheaper vehicle and...

Thank you guysss for all of your votes for my new thread title! 😘 Fakey is back to playing RaRa again at Butlin's and Krueger has gone to America!! For a recap of the last thread, please visit Wiki 2 for notable posts! Carry on Fakeys! 💗 Previous thread...

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for another brilliant thread suggestion with 42 votes! 👏🏻 previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-74-the-kid-dont-speak-hes-a-freak-and-squidwards-nose-is-like-a-beak.40181/

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead on the brilliant thread suggestion Previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/ crazy’s great recap to follow which im sure we’re all looking forward to 👏🏻 any...

Thank you all for my thread title suggestion (25 votes) after he admitted pissing in the bath after getting out of it. Filthy bastard. 🤢 Notable moments of the last thread are in Wiki 2 for reference! We are literally waiting with bated breath guysss! Has Flapz had her Squidward nose sorted...

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead on the brilliant thread suggestion with 22 votes! previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-71-youre-a-family-man-or-so-you-say-but-youve-left-them-again-for-the-usa.39589/

Thanks for your votes guysss for our new thread title! 😘 Highlights of the last thread were the friends coming over for the Bank Holiday weekend but only staying for a few days! We were reminded about his friends staying over a million times! Fakey, Father of the Year, stayed at home...

Congrats to @CrazyBaldhead for the title. Amended slightly to fit, the original was Thread Suggestion: #70 Sad, desperate and an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet! previous thread...

Congratulations to @Sarivng2022 on the thread title. Had to edit to fit the original was #posing with Goochi in a dirty looking glass. Keeping up appearances when we know they're on their ass. previous thread...