Laughingforlife
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Oh no! She doesn't know what it's like to be half blind!Beyond
Also she has the glasses on with mark towards the end
Zoella #6 It's just couch to 5k and some fake PDA
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Wowwwwwwwww
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twit! Chewing gum hanging out their mouths too!!
YoSickLicherally
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So, looks like both Zoe and Louise are attending Maddies wedding this weekend... should be interesting! 
Laughingforlife
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That's horrid! I don't mind gum as long as it's not chewed with their mouths open!
Alightened
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Thanks for the update on the vlog. I won't torture myself by watching it. I'd rather tit in my hands and clap
Wowwwwwwwww
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Happy to be of service sweetieThanks for the update on the vlog. I won't torture myself by watching it. I'd rather tit in my hands and clap
I dunno how to make a new thread, can someone do it
Her weddings abroad isn’t it?So, looks like both Zoe and Louise are attending Maddies wedding this weekend... should be interesting!
Wowwwwwwwww
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France I think she said
Lola123
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From Instagram it looks like it is in France, interesting to see Sam (who does all their hair shite) was at maddie’s actual hen party and has just been proposed too just days before her wedding
Wowwwwwwwww
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Question is, will Zoe and Alfie wear Futureself merch and fake glasses at the wedding?
YoSickLicherally
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They’ll look like some bizarre Addams family concoction.
With her new loooong hair, Zoe reminds me of cousin it, then you’ve got Alfie a cross between fester and lurch
With her new loooong hair, Zoe reminds me of cousin it, then you’ve got Alfie a cross between fester and lurch
RachyWoo
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Wish someone would tell her how ridiculous those specs are! The nose pads sit in the wrong place hence why when she pushed them up, they just slid down again! I can't understand this craze she has of wearing fake specs. And as for the way Mark was chewing his gum, I wanted to smack him in the face and glue his gob shut 
All this talk of Maddie made me go check out her Instagram and saw she's building her house. Dammmmn, how much is Zoe/Gleam paying her? Sign me up!
Suppose when she's doing all the work for Zoe, just for her to earn millions from picking a colour or scent, Maddie deserves her cut.
Wonder if Zoe was invited to the main hen, feel a bit sad for her if she wasn't. Zoe seems to see Maddie as one of her best friends, bit sad if Maddie doesn't see that back, or at least notice it enough to just invite her.
Suppose when she's doing all the work for Zoe, just for her to earn millions from picking a colour or scent, Maddie deserves her cut.
Wonder if Zoe was invited to the main hen, feel a bit sad for her if she wasn't. Zoe seems to see Maddie as one of her best friends, bit sad if Maddie doesn't see that back, or at least notice it enough to just invite her.
Amorphis35
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Sat through the whole damn thing to find out who crashed their car and turns out Mark was just been dramatic ffs why do they have to act like twats wherever they go? Grow up!!
Those extensions are ridiculous, how often did she mention them?
More candles? “Tomato is my favourite fragrance in the kitchen” oh do duck off Zoe.
As for the hen do I couldn’t throw someone a party with the words ‘same penis forever’ above the table, is that a thing or just their weird humour? Weirded me out how Zoe kept saying genitalia as well...
That’s half an hour of my life I’m never getting back.
why do they have to act like twats wherever they go? Grow up!! Those extensions are ridiculous, how often did she mention them?
More candles? “Tomato is my favourite fragrance in the kitchen” oh do duck off Zoe.
As for the hen do I couldn’t throw someone a party with the words ‘same penis forever’ above the table, is that a thing or just their weird humour? Weirded me out how Zoe kept saying genitalia as well...
That’s half an hour of my life I’m never getting back.
Wowwwwwwwww
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But her make up tutorial at the start was A* contentSat through the whole damn thing to find out who crashed their car and turns out Mark was just been dramatic ffs
Those extensions are ridiculous, how often did she mention them?
More candles? “Tomato is my favourite fragrance in the kitchen” oh do duck off Zoe.
As for the hen do I couldn’t throw someone a party with the words ‘same penis forever’ above the table, is that a thing or just their weird humour? Weirded me out how Zoe kept saying genitalia as well...
That’s half an hour of my life I’m never getting back.
Amorphis35
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Wowwwwwwwww
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I also really enjoyed her fake tanned noseYes that was riveting
zoflorastinks
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I dont even bother watching her anymore because I know it's all clickbait and boring clips. Mark couldn't be any more annoying tbh
SleepyMars
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Sat through the whole damn thing to find out who crashed their car and turns out Mark was just been dramatic ffs
Those extensions are ridiculous, how often did she mention them?
More candles? “Tomato is my favourite fragrance in the kitchen” oh do duck off Zoe.
As for the hen do I couldn’t throw someone a party with the words ‘same penis forever’ above the table, is that a thing or just their weird humour? Weirded me out how Zoe kept saying genitalia as well...
That’s half an hour of my life I’m never getting back.
It could have just been like "same man forever" but same penis forever is like hehe we said a rude word
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