Zoella #6 It's just couch to 5k and some fake PDA

[cherry198]

They're ways going against the rules! They really don't care at all.

well when the people who are supposed to enforce the rules don’t give a tit are there really any rules at all

 

[Laughingforlife]

well when the people who are supposed to enforce the rules don’t give a tit are there really any rules at all

I'm surprised they cared for the rules at school. With the way they are now and their attitude to rules you'd think "wouldn't surprise me if they got 40 detentions a term when they were at school"

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

I'm surprised they cared for the rules at school. With the way they are now and their attitude to rules you'd think "wouldn't surprise me if they got 40 detentions a term when they were at school"

They were probs the nerds in school

 

[Laughingforlife]

They were probs the nerds in school

Yeah. The swats

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Yeah. The swats

Telling on everyone

 

[GossWhore]

I'm telling you.... The day Soppy or Joanne get engaged before Zoe does then there will be hell to pay!!! Starting with Alfred Sidney Deyes being on the chopping block first. I have to say I'm kinda looking forward to it and willing this into the universe?

It's the only reason those two are barely clinging onto each other in their goalzzz relationship. Alfie so he can use Zoe in his thumbnails and on occasion wear his ugly Future's Elf merch and Zoe finally getting that ring that will make their relationship circa 2014 days.

I can hear the passive aggressiveness already

 

[cherry198]

He always looks through her never at her if that makes sense.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

He always looks through her never at her if that makes sense.
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Always agreed with this. There’s no love in his eyes for her. When there is, your face is radiant and lights up totally.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He always looks through her never at her if that makes sense.
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Her extensions are dying a death (in my opinion) and DOES SHE EVEN NEED GLASSES???????

The filter is making Diane’s hair look so orange too.

Also, Alfie is a bellend.

 

[Alightened]

Her extensions are dying a death (in my opinion) and DOES SHE EVEN NEED GLASSES???????

The filter is making Diane’s hair look so orange too.

Also, Alfie is a bellend.

He looks deranged

 

[Laughingforlife]

He looks so gormless! I wonder what he was thinking about? Definitely not Zoe, even though he was looking at her. He's a right old Gonzo!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He looks so gormless! I wonder what he was thinking about? Definitely not Zoe, even though he was looking at her. He's a right old Gonzo!

Prob thinking about some savage Waitrose sushi or Mark’s arse

 

[Laughingforlife]

Prob thinking about some savage Waitrose sushi or Mark’s arse

Oh god! That puts images in my head that I don't want to see!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Oh god! That puts images in my head that I don't want to see!

 

[nemidiso]

wow zoes and also diannes hair looks so dry, unhealthy and dead

 

[Alightened]

wow zoes and also diannes hair looks so dry, unhealthy and dead

I dread to think how many boxes of hair dye Dianne's gone through in her lifetime, that and extensions etc. Zoe's hair shouldn't be so bad considering she's got money to have it done daily if she wanted to and freebie hair cuts etc.

 

[electricmallows]

Diane posted that same picture and this was one of the comments and I had to laugh...

 

[cherry198]

Diane posted that same picture and this was one of the comments and I had to laugh...

I think they need to get down to specsavers

 

[SleepyMars]

He always looks through her never at her if that makes sense.
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Just look at the difference between the couples in just that pic. Joe and Dianne are not even looking at each other but their smiles seem real and Joe's got his arms wrapped around her and is holding her close whereas Zoe and Alfie look so distant and empty even though he's staring at her and clearly putting a lot of effort in but the way he's holding her thighs sort of points toward him wanting to get her off him as soon as they're done rather than pulling her close to him. It's just how it comes across to me

 

[boredjess]

Okay.. regarding he's got no love in his eyes thing, I disagree , but only on the fact that Froggy Alfie is ALWAYS staring at Nothing in his photos. Like looking into the distance thinking he looks all cool and deep in thoughts.

As for Zoella, she really ought to hire a stylist