Zoella #4 Nostalgic for the nineties, looks age nighty. Forever the gf, no engagement from Alfie

[Tulips]

I agree she looks haggard, and not because she's burning the candle at both ends as we all know. Someone mentioned her facial features look wonky and that's all I see now.

 

[GossWhore]

People always talk about how Alfie isn’t ready for kids yet but the truth is neither is Zoe.I can’t imagine her handling 24/7 chaos,putting someone else’s needs before her own,no sleep,screaming baby and all that whilst looking after her eldest child Alfie.

That's probably why they scrapped the baby challenge bs

2 videos
£600 for the 2 dolls
1 year later

And no baby challenge

 

[cherry198]

That's probably why they scrapped the baby challenge bs

2 videos
£600 for the 2 dolls
1 year later

And no baby challenge

I’m sure in one of those videos Alfie said something about doing the challenge for the whole weekend but Zoe said she could only do one day as she had stuff to do.Like you can’t be doing that with a real baby,you can’t pick them up and put them down wherever you feel like it

 

[Yel]

Yeah that's cute at 22, now it really seems like they're in a boring version of "Groundhog day" (which may actually be like the movie, as I'm not sure how well it aged )

It's all shits and giggles saying you don't exercise, and live off pizza and haribo. Until you start to approach 30 and it shows and is irreversible.

 

[leigh213]

She definitely treats Nala the way she wishes she would be treating a baby. It's her way of babying something and having something need her because she can't have what she really wants, but it's just weird.

 

[GossWhore]

It's all shits and giggles saying you don't exercise, and live off pizza and haribo. Until you start to approach 30 and it shows and is irreversible.

Zoe's body when she goes to stuff it with another pizza......

 

[Jelly Bean]

A lovely old house and he puts a fuckin eyesore ramp outside it.

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Such a beautiful building and those morons build that monstrosity in front of it. Is that their house or his 'office' garden? Why have they got so much money and are so appalling? Do they ever do anything useful and for anything other than themselves?

 

[booish]

Just watched the vlog and was shocked at how much concealer she piled on. Has she ever heard of foundation? Also noticed it was the Kylie concealer, which of course was gifted to her. CBA to see if she listed that in the description though [emoji849] #giftedella

 

[Tookah]

Just watched the vlog and was shocked at how much concealer she piled on. Has she ever heard of foundation? Also noticed it was the Kylie concealer, which of course was gifted to her. CBA to see if she listed that in the description though [emoji849] #giftedella

Oooo #Giftedella might make a good new thread title

 

[GossWhore]

Poor ZoZo

Has to force herself to like rock climbing and gym sess to spend time with the boyfriend who avoids her life the plague #CouPLeGOaLz [emoji23]

 

[lineofduty92]

“Zoe Sugg: has a new app, it’s probably c*ap.”

 

[GossWhore]

Hands up if you were up and AT work by 9am, taking your kids to school by 9am etc

Does she want a badge or something?

 

[Alightened]

Hands up if you were up and AT work by 9am, taking your kids to school by 9am etc

Does she want a badge or something?

She's a bloody lazy sod

 

[Youtubegossip]

She’s only dragged together that latest blog so she can mention this new app. If she wasn’t launching that there would have been no vlog.

Oh also. ‘Oh I need to order myself another colour pop because when they’ve gone they’ve gone’

Are we actually meant to believe she goes on the site, and orders and pays for it at the same price as everyone else.

 

[flakylibra]

Oh also. ‘Oh I need to order myself another colour pop because when they’ve gone they’ve gone’

I’m guessing she’s on about her range? It’s EMBARRASSING that’s there’s still stock left! When you look at her “competition” they sell out in minutes, nay seconds [emoji51]

 

[bazinga!]

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Such a beautiful building and those morons build that monstrosity in front of it. Is that their house or his 'office' garden? Why have they got so much money and are so appalling? Do they ever do anything useful and for anything other than themselves?

“Office” garden

 

[boredjess]

it's disgusting, how much does she even know about creating an APP... she's just slapping her name on another money making way. I wonder who approached her to lend her name to it

 

[Mac900]

We all know she's doing IG stories because it's paying for those pizzas & plants. It's a 20 second job, from taking a crappy photo, writing a fake AF description and tagging #Affiliate #gifted

Also I think she smeared so much concealer on her whole face as her everyday makeup routine
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For her product launch, they have a fresh fruits smoothie table and another table of sweets, exactly how she has ALL her house parties. Lots & lots & lots of sweets, which at the end.....probably all ends up into the landfill
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and is it me or is this really embarrassing that every product launch she has, is basically just a company party , with her own staff and a ton of sweets and their dogs and.....

no guests no... excitement.. you can do the next party with no thinking at all

i get that she doesn't drink - but most adults do and its a part of socialising. Pick A Mix ? what are they 6.

 

[flakylibra]

SHES[emoji1319]BORING[emoji1319]ME

 

[bazinga!]

it's disgusting, how much does she even know about creating an APP... she's just slapping her name on another money making way. I wonder who approached her to lend her name to it

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