Zoella #3 Joe Sugg's Sister & Pet Neglector

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cherry198 said:
Dont know if anyones seen Joes new vlog,but Zoe looks so different in it and I cant put my finger on what it is.
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I think she’s just acting her age. You know, cuz she’s not around people that she has to one up all the time or get jealous of.

I think that when she’s with her family she doesn’t have to brag or act some kind of way.
 
Zoe’s just been named on panorama special on influencers. Interview with Dom from gleam and highlighted Zoe and Jim Chapman
 
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She almost looks like her Mother's sister on this photo, and not her daughter????
 
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Oohthedrama said:
I’ve never, in all her years uploading crappy content to YouTube been so embarrassed watching one of her vlogs.

The ASA crackdown has dropped the curtain from her wizard of oz set up.
This was QVC Zoella. Full on brand deal “don’t send me to jail” upload.
She was selling homesense like a part time worker earning commission on the tit she could flog.
And get this...... admitting to a gift card as part of the deal. ?
Like every single ASOS haul, pretty little thing haul, feel unique haul, net a porter haul, and other stories haul is and always has been for them all.
I think watching Zoe and Victoria (inthefrow) has been very amusing this last week.
Unbelievable how shady they all are.

Zoe needs to hang up her youtube Zimmer frame. That was 532 minutes of cringe.

Side note. Gabby lyndley..... Let. Zoe. Go. You. Frigging. Weirdo
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What’s Gabby been doing now?!
 
Gobble Lonelys weekly Q&A in which she always tries to mention Zoe, directly or indirectly, or talks about a friendship you just know is Zoe. ??‍♀️
The “friend she reached out to but got no reply” was 1000000% Zoella. She’s pretty much begged for her attention in every Q&A for the last 2 years.
It’s embarrassing now.
I suppose you could add Lucy and Lydia and Hobbie to the list of people who will never return her calls. ?
I did like to see her in Zoe’s vlogs. Just because Alfie couldn’t hide how much he hated her,
aw the good old days they all keep talking about ?
 
Finally got around to watching her stupidly long vlog. I wouldn't have minded the length so much if not for the fact it's her shopping (once again) or talking about herself. Honestly, I cannot recall a vlog where Zoe isn't shopping. If she's not shopping then it's her living her best hermit life on the couch and moaning about how busy or sick she is.

All I have to say is that Palentine's Day is stupid as it sounds. The fact Zoe can only get Mark to come visit her is if she's throwing a gathering/party or when they're going away on a trip together says a lot about their 'friendship'. Isn't he supposedly her bestie? Not sure if Mark feels the same way since you know he actually has a life and his own friends. Also, she needs to stop buying planners for Poppy. That girl does not need it. Her 'job' consists of posting on IG 1-2x a week and tagging along whenever Zoe has a nail or hair appointment. Oh and that vlog of hers that no one cares about.

Lol at Zoe wanting to do less work. Really, Zoe? Even less than now... I mean when she showed her ten year "Zoe shrine" as she put it, Everything after 2014 (her peak year) has been on a downward decline; the decrease in pictures for each following year proves it. If anything I would say 2018 has been her laziest year so far in terms of engagements w/ her fans and output wise. If doing less projects meant that she would be traveling more and doing more self-reflection or working on (quality) projects that are on a much larger scale than anything she has done before then I would understand scaling back... But about 98% of her days are spent at home and in front of the TV. Honestly, her wanting to do less work in her last year of her twenties to me reads as an ultimatum. Of her wanting Alfie to propose and for them to settle down with kids b/c of the dumb arbitrary timeline she self-imposed on herself. Oh no, can't be 30 and still not engaged to man-child. The world will end!
 
I tried to watch it too and got through the Homesense ad shopping trip and part of the boring car journey. The amount of tit they both constantly buy is staggering. All this stuff for that stupid Palentine date. Her life seems to be punctuated by made up events that require rubbish bought and usually those bloody revolting looking doughnuts, nutella day! Palentine day! Zoella doing bugger all for 10 years day! It was quite funny to see her desperately plugging Homesense. Now the ads are out in the open I suppose companies want their monies worth rather that having to accept things just being advertised on the sly. As someone else said on here it was like a substandard QVC pitch.
 
People don’t seem to be getting that none of these are actually gifts for valentines how are the sheep so thick ?
she has no content, no reasons for going to home sense. I assume she had a brief to follow coming up to Valentine’s Day and what else can she do but rope mark and sloppy in.
She needs Alfie to go with her because she does nothing alone. So who else can she buy for. And obviously home sense is the best place to buy..... sweets. Oh duck off girl.

It was such piss poor content I’d respect her if she’d put even a tiny bit of thought into it instead of her robot like script reading.

I wanna see her try and sell me zoflora now.... if she says its so beaut, her cleaners love it and it sounds like her name ???‍♀️ it will make my 2019 already if this happens.

I bet she’s still salty with the cleaners for opening her advent chocolate as a joke mind you.
 
Oohthedrama said:
People don’t seem to be getting that none of these are actually gifts for valentines how are the sheep so thick ?
she has no content, no reasons for going to home sense. I assume she had a brief to follow coming up to Valentine’s Day and what else can she do but rope mark and sloppy in.
She needs Alfie to go with her because she does nothing alone. So who else can she buy for. And obviously home sense is the best place to buy..... sweets. Oh duck off girl.

It was such piss poor content I’d respect her if she’d put even a tiny bit of thought into it instead of her robot like script reading.

I wanna see her try and sell me zoflora now.... if she says its so beaut, her cleaners love it and it sounds like her name ???‍♀️ it will make my 2019 already if this happens.

I bet she’s still salty with the cleaners for opening her advent chocolate as a joke mind you.
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Exactly this. Zoe is making it ‘okay’ if you don’t have a bf/gf because you can still go to homesense and buy palantines gifts and have a great day anyway guyzzzzzzx
 
sburton said:
So what pizza chain do we think she collaborated with for her new launch? She says it’s something she uses every day and a favourite brand for years, so definitely can’t be skincare or makeup ;)
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Lush?

after all, all she does is to soak in burning hot water everyday. she doesn't drink it, soaking in a tub is her 8 glasses of water a day
 
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