Zoe Sugg #9 Orangella needs A new fella! #autumnal

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This may be crossing the line so please call me out if it is, but could anyone else see her as being the type of girl who just ‘forgets’ her pill in order to get pregnant?
I definitely also think she’ll struggle to conceive, me and my partner are into our second year of trying, and are both healthy 20somethings, so Christ knows how she’d ever manage it with her diet and lifestyle!

I feel you. I’m in the process of fertility treatment so perhaps I have. Heightened sensitivity to it but knowing Zoe wants children so bad and Alfie is dragging his heels I just think... JUST GO FOR IT, ZOE! Have a baby! Some people fall pregnant fast, some people don’t know they have issues til hey start to try. If she wants a baby, better start trying ASAP. Better to do hat than find out you never realised you have a diminished egg reserve in your late 20s 😭

Definitely not the talking points in the Zoella office

None of them look political minded all all
Is Zoe pro-Brexit?
 
I feel you. I’m in the process of fertility treatment so perhaps I have. Heightened sensitivity to it but knowing Zoe wants children so bad and Alfie is dragging his heels I just think... JUST GO FOR IT, ZOE! Have a baby! Some people fall pregnant fast, some people don’t know they have issues til hey start to try. If she wants a baby, better start trying ASAP. Better to do hat than find out you never realised you have a diminished egg reserve in your late 20s 😭


Is Zoe pro-Brexit?
tbh I imagine she didn't/ doesn't even vote
 
Oh bloody hell, Marky boy is visiting again🙄. That means the garden centre, pizza and probably more bleeping pumpkins and Halloween stuff😏

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Go to work ffs

How many more times is Zoe going to film herself singing in the bloody car? You are 30, time for you to do more adult things and inspire all your viewers who have outgrown you. I genuinely want this woman to do a boss move and change it all up.
 
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Maybe Mark doesn't want Zoe stinking up his flat with her 10 day unwashed hair? I know I wouldn't.

Plus everyone knows if you're friends with Zoe you have to come to her. You sign away your life to be Zoe's witch. Birthdays? Holidays? HP movie marathons? Anniversaries/weddings/graduations/all of autumn? At Zoe's.
 
Maybe Mark doesn't want Zoe stinking up his flat with her 10 day unwashed hair? I know I wouldn't.

Plus everyone knows if you're friends with Zoe you have to come to her. You sign away your life to be Zoe's witch. Birthdays? Holidays? HP movie marathons? Anniversaries/weddings/graduations/all of autumn? At Zoe's.
I really don’t get their friendship. Weird af. Mark is completely not anything like Zoe. His other mate he went away with is better suited to him!
 
I really don’t get their friendship. Weird af. Mark is completely not anything like Zoe. His other mate he went away with is better suited to him!
I think her name is Cheyenne? Yeah she has more of a personality than Zoe and is more willing to try new stuff whereas Zoe is perfectly content doing the same old, same old.

They're definitely doing another decor haul/garden centre video. It's not even November yet but you know they're itching to put out Christmas related content.
 
It just infuriates me so much that she has been given and is still given up to a point now all these amazing opportunities to do incredible things and yet she refuses to do any of it just so she can cuddle up in a throw and pretend she is ill. Doesn't she understand these things won't be given to her forever so she needs to make the most of it while she can?
 
Christ she looks seriously constipated!!! I know you've already noticed but she looks hideously bloated??? Her face is so puffy and plastic looking 😲

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She hardly EVER goes to his gaff

She's probably scared she'd get stabbed on the streets of Sutton. Reality is no one would know who she is.
 
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It just infuriates me so much that she has been given and is still given up to a point now all these amazing opportunities to do incredible things and yet she refuses to do any of it just so she can cuddle up in a throw and pretend she is ill. Doesn't she understand these things won't be given to her forever so she needs to make the most of it while she can?
is she with gleam like all of the other influencers? if so you'd have thought they would highlight that
 
Zoe posted a story of her going to the office. Must be time for her monthly visit. So she has a Range Rover Sport which is so expensive, yet Nala and Buzz are sat on the leather seats in the back. You can see the leather is dirty or scratched in the middle seat. What is with Zoe and Alfie not taking care of things? Obviously things don't stay new forever but we have a Jeep Grand Cherokee, which we love so much. Really nice interiors etc. Our dog is not allowed on the leather seats. He has his own dog car seat and seat belt. I guess when you work hard to pay for something, you value it more..
 
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