Zoe Sugg #56 Turned 33, had honey on the bree, still no ring for Zo-eeee. Groundhog Day is all you’ll see

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I bet Zoe was secretly smug about Joe leaving Niomi and Tanya and Jim's divorce. Probably felt a sense of superiority that her and Alfie 'made it'. Meanwhile Niomi's had two men propose in the time that it's taken Zoe to convince Alfie to maybe get married in the distant future. And Jim's already remarried with baby #2 on the way.

(Disclaimer that Niomi/Jamie and Jim/Sarah are not in any way enviable situations. Just funny that the elusive ring has found other people twice before its found Zoe even once with the same partner. And we know she wants it. She's said numerous times that she wants it.)
 
mg95 said:
I bet Zoe was secretly smug about Joe leaving Niomi and Tanya and Jim's divorce. Probably felt a sense of superiority that her and Alfie 'made it'. Meanwhile Niomi's had two men propose in the time that it's taken Zoe to convince Alfie to maybe get married in the distant future. And Jim's already remarried with baby #2 on the way.

(Disclaimer that Niomi/Jamie and Jim/Sarah are not in any way enviable situations. Just funny that the elusive ring has found other people twice before its found Zoe even once with the same partner. And we know she wants it. She's said numerous times that she wants it.)
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Only anyone with eyes can see her and Alfie are just putting up with the dead end relationship and each other rather then rock the boat and find someone new.
 
milkyways said:
I think I found it through google cause she got some business details saved to her own home address idk how and idk why she did that.
I think the rest found it out due to houses listing back in the day. its also easy to find cause they requested their home on that street to be blurred out 😂
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My detective work went like this: I knew their house was outside Brighton. I looked for the garden centre they constantly visit in the vlogs, figured it was near their house (up the road if I remember well), coupled with the very recognizable garden layout and "Alfie's office"/guest house... Finally found it. 🤷
 
Delizia said:
My detective work went like this: I knew their house was outside Brighton. I looked for the garden centre they constantly visit in the vlogs, figured it was near their house (up the road if I remember well), coupled with the very recognizable garden layout and "Alfie's office"/guest house... Finally found it. 🤷
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Honestly this sounds insane. What do you get out of trawling through roads on street view to find their house?

No wonder they have their properties blurred. Some people are scary.
 
Delizia said:
My detective work went like this: I knew their house was outside Brighton. I looked for the garden centre they constantly visit in the vlogs, figured it was near their house (up the road if I remember well), coupled with the very recognizable garden layout and "Alfie's office"/guest house... Finally found it. 🤷
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Unless they’ve been frequenting a new garden centre (god forbid Zoe for anywhere new), it’s around a 40 minute drive from them, as is the pumpkin patch.
www.haskins.co.uk

Haskins Garden Centre Roundstone - Haskins Garden Centres

Opening hours Monday to Saturday 9:00am – 6:00pm Late Night Opening Thursdays & Fridays until 8pm** Sunday 10:30am* – 4:30pm NOTE: Restaurants open hours, Mon to Sat 9am-5pm and Sun 10am-4pm. *Garden centre purchases cannot be made until 10.30am. Open every day except Christmas Day and Easter...
www.haskins.co.uk www.haskins.co.uk
 
Anneliese2199 said:
I think only Zoe (out of the brit crew) liked Niomi’s post? She’s either playing it cool or is too pleased and laughing at how ugly her fiance is or both.
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I mean Zoe has no right to laugh when her boyfriends head is the size of a watermelon and his teeth look like a horses… I don’t think niomi’s fiancé looks THAT ugly tbh (he’s not exactly amazingly attractive like Joe was but the way multiple people have said he’s ugly I was expecting a bald fat man 😂)
 
fidgetjo said:
I mean Zoe has no right to laugh when her boyfriends head is the size of a watermelon and his teeth look like a horses… I don’t think niomi’s fiancé looks THAT ugly tbh (he’s not exactly amazingly attractive like Joe was but the way multiple people have said he’s ugly I was expecting a bald fat man 😂)
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If he's considered ugly, we're all doomed.
 
Have you guys seen his teeth and lack of a jaw? But actually, what makes him real ugly is his personality. He's basically a cult leader and former club promotor that had an event called "knickers for licqueur." Even Alfie is a better prospect than Niomi's fiance.
 
fidgetjo said:
I mean Zoe has no right to laugh when her boyfriends head is the size of a watermelon and his teeth look like a horses… I don’t think niomi’s fiancé looks THAT ugly tbh (he’s not exactly amazingly attractive like Joe was but the way multiple people have said he’s ugly I was expecting a bald fat man 😂)
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Haha ok. Personally I really do think he is one of the worst looking men I’ve seen 😅 And I don’t think Alfie is good looking, but imo Jamie is on another level, even more appalling.
 
PilferedWatermelon said:
Hahaha what?
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Well, he doesn't get his knob out, which actually looks like a very nice size.

And he made some bullshit comment I can't remember exactly something about being 90% straight and 10% gay or bi or something like that, to basically cover that it's probably more guys who would buy his OF and pay for content so he has to pretend he's a little bit into guys. That's how I viewed it. His thread has the comment exactly what he said I think.
 
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