Zoe Sugg #56 Turned 33, had honey on the bree, still no ring for Zo-eeee. Groundhog Day is all you’ll see

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I think the whole engagement thing would be a non issue if they actually seemed into each other/had chemistry, but they are as stale as a week old loaf of bread and at this point both are just settling. Zoe seems to me she would totally be married now or at least engaged if she were with someone else, and likewise if her and alfie ever were to break up (ha! So won’t happen now they have ottie) I think she’d marry the first person she’d meet guaranteed. She just gives me those vibes. As well she’s mentioned ‘hen do’ ‘engagement’ and wedding in previous videos and they have actually said they will one day get married so it’s clearly something Zoe does want. If she was no marriage ottie would have sugg in some part of her name. It’s clear where Zoe sees her future and priorities! That’s why people mention it. The infamous firework excitement is evidence too!

is it just me or does Zoe seem more insufferable when it’s her birthday? The performative present opening, the 3 cakes, the drop everything and come and watch me be the birthday girl vibe, the give up your whole day to celebrate with me….urgh. I mean I love a birthday but Zoe just escalates it 10 fold.
 
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For Alfie to propose and then for them to do the whole thing of an engagement party, bachelor/bachelorette, and a bridal shower plus the big wedding would feel so ridiculous. They've been together 10+ years, own multiple properties, businesses and have a child and a dog. They're as good as married. If I was their family or friends I'd be rolling my eyes hard if there was an expectation to give gifts and be super excited about it. A lot of the excitement of traditional marriage is moving into a new life stage together. I could see them doing a wedding in the back garden, close circle only, the typical honey on the brie celebration but they wear white. Sort of like the baby shower vibes. Alfie's 30th would be a perfect occasion actually but he'd hate to share the day with Zoe and they can't get married until they have that second baby and it's old enough to walk down the aisle and remember the ceremony. I don't see it happening soon. Maybe in their 40s.
 
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Did her absolutely dirty with this one. Looking at all of these pics, it's amazing how bleeping haggard and run down she looks. Then caking on this heavy ass makeup, mixed with filters that only accentuate the wrinkles and valleys in her skin. Giant bleeping hair that makes her look like that shrunken head from Harry Potter. Beige clothing to make Alfie be interested in her instead of her own style. The biggest fall from grace ever. Imagine showing someone from 2013 that this will be Zoella in ten years and they'd cry.
 
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Did her absolutely dirty with this one. Looking at all of these pics, it's amazing how bleeping haggard and run down she looks. Then caking on this heavy ass makeup, mixed with filters that only accentuate the wrinkles and valleys in her skin. Giant bleeping hair that makes her look like that shrunken head from Harry Potter. Beige clothing to make Alfie be interested in her instead of her own style. The biggest fall from grace ever. Imagine showing someone from 2013 that this will be Zoella in ten years and they'd cry.
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Some one give this woman some blotting papers. Talk about shiny face.
 
Is SS in same management as Zoe? Noticed she comments waaay more on Zoe’s posts now, almost like she has been told to do so for engagement or something.
 
jvalentine2189 said:
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Did her absolutely dirty with this one. Looking at all of these pics, it's amazing how bleeping haggard and run down she looks. Then caking on this heavy ass makeup, mixed with filters that only accentuate the wrinkles and valleys in her skin. Giant bleeping hair that makes her look like that shrunken head from Harry Potter. Beige clothing to make Alfie be interested in her instead of her own style. The biggest fall from grace ever. Imagine showing someone from 2013 that this will be Zoella in ten years and they'd cry.
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Totally gives me these vibes
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even that apple looks beige,zalfie would approve.
 
laykeadsy said:
Hiring a pizza tent for maybe 10 people max is so embarrassing.....just order Zoe's favourite Domino's instead
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Shut your mouth!!! You aren't joking!!
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I thought they left the "not a mansion"...I thought "well at least they left the house, even if for pizza" but no.....God they can't mix with the "commoners"....I really do wonder how Pay* will grow up with parents like this


*I'm sorry she will forever be Pay Deyes
 
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