Zoe Sugg #52 Alfie took his mum to France, did Zoe get that engagement ring? no chance!
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jackolantern
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She used to dress so fun and quirky and now she dresses like a 45 year old divorcee called Pam. duck me being with Alfie has ruined her.
leopsy
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coconochanel
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What does she look like? she needs to burn those hideous trousers.
coconochanel
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Yep she needs to size up in those rings.Those rings look so tight on her hands they could be cutting off circulation to her finger tips. And Zoe, you can wear a ring on your ring finger all you like, doesn’t mean it will encourage alfie to propose or convince people you are engaged
Beauhead
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Don't forget the police helicopters lolol
QueenBW
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If I didn't know who they are and you told me these are 45 year old women with no money instead of 30 something millionaires I'd believe it.
Busybeepea
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Having seen her hair from the back.
Dare I say I miss her extensions..
With the outfit and hair cut.
She looks like a drum stick wearing a Anna Wintour wig.
Byeee.
Dare I say I miss her extensions..
With the outfit and hair cut.
She looks like a drum stick wearing a Anna Wintour wig.
Byeee.
nervouspigeon
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I wonder if Zoe made the effort to visit Tarn or did tarn have to drag a newborn to Brighton to visit lazy Zoe?
QueenBW
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Zoe, Alfie, and Ottie were in London over the weekend, right? So I imagine that's when they saw Tanya and Sage.
Can't believe ottilie isn't the worst name in the former Brit Crew baby gang.
coconochanel
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Are those hideous white trousers and naff cardigan the only outfit she's got? its all she wears nowadays
keepgrowing93
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Bit off topic but I just watched GK Barry’s Gym Shark ad on TikTok.. she literally said “when they first asked me I felt like saying are you lost?” Then went onto say you don’t need to go to the gym to wear gym shark
reminded me of Zoe hahaha if only she was this transparent with her ad instead of pretending she’s off out doing couch to 5K on the daily
reminded me of Zoe hahaha if only she was this transparent with her ad instead of pretending she’s off out doing couch to 5K on the daily
Yupyupyup
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Literally same, if Zoe had just said “I don’t work out but they’re pretty comfy so I’m wearing them anyway” it would have been fine. The women doesn’t know how to be transparent, even her “girl next door” relatable days were calculated.Bit off topic but I just watched GK Barry’s Gym Shark ad on TikTok.. she literally said “when they first asked me I felt like saying are you lost?” Then went onto say you don’t need to go to the gym to wear gym shark
reminded me of Zoe hahaha if only she was this transparent with her ad instead of pretending she’s off out doing couch to 5K on the daily
GossWhore
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Instead she did 1 exercise with her 50+ mother and got tired so never did that again lol
samwilzrhcp
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Jesus my ex used to be obsessed with these two berks! Probably still is! I always did wonder how boring she must be in bed. Bet she’s a once a month on every last Sunday with the lights off kind of girl. But then he strikes me as someone who’s not bothered in the slightest!
Yupyupyup
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That made me lol. What a weird sentence to say “playing mums”, no Zoe YOU ARE A MUM. Act like it ffs
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