Zoe Sugg #52 Alfie took his mum to France, did Zoe get that engagement ring? no chance!

[Lilykins]

Zoes boots and her trousers look so odd !? even the way she's standing and walking, turning her feet outwards a bit just seems funny to me and the poor child is dressed like kids were dressed in the 70s.

They both look too big on her, the trousers and boots? I used to really like a lot of what Zoe wore but now she looks awful 90% of the time.

 

[Boatnectar57]

Zoes boots and her trousers look so odd !? even the way she's standing and walking, turning her feet outwards a bit just seems funny to me and the poor child is dressed like kids were dressed in the 70s.

She always walks a bit funny, somehow clumsy but stiff at the same time

 

[Bobby Orange]

She's dressing her how she was dressed when she was little. Same as the toys she has, the films she watches etc. She's 100% reliving her childhood through Ottie. Just with the help of Nannies.

 

[LolaMontez]

She always walks a bit funny, somehow clumsy but stiff at the same time

Exactly!

 

[coconochanel]

She always walks a bit funny, somehow clumsy but stiff at the same time

Thats because her legs are not used to being used.

 

[Juststopit]

Zoes boots and her trousers look so odd !? even the way she's standing and walking, turning her feet outwards a bit just seems funny to me and the poor child is dressed like kids were dressed in the 70s.

Ottie looks like she just saw Zoes outfit. If looks could kill!

 

[Laughingforlife]

Saw this on my Google feed. Thought of Zoe

The ‘sad beige parenting’ trend — are your children drab enough?

Once upon a time, newly pregnant and well slept, I aspired to be a tasteful parent. My baby would have only modest wooden toys in shades of oatmeal, housed in a

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[jackolantern]

Zoes boots and her trousers look so odd !? even the way she's standing and walking, turning her feet outwards a bit just seems funny to me and the poor child is dressed like kids were dressed in the 70s.

Ottie looks like a Victorian orphan and Zoe looks like a serial killer called Roy, don’t question my mind

 

[QueenBW]

Ottie looks like a Victorian orphan and Zoe looks like a serial killer called Roy, don’t question my mind

It's the boots! Total serial killer from the Midwest trying to make it in New York vibe.

 

[coconochanel]

It's the boots! Total serial killer from the Midwest trying to make it in New York vibe.

I think its the trousers OVER the boots.

 

[Hmmmjustreading]

At 8.02 in Alfies vlog Ottie puts a usb charger in her mouth and they do f all about it!

She also climbed onto the sofa in the background and neither of them batted an eyelid….

 

[jackolantern]

It’s the boots, the trousers OVER the boots and the fact the trouser material looks perfect for wiping off blood spatter

We all know Zoe is too lazy to be a serial killer tho. She’d just order a hitman on a dark web version of Uber eats or some tit.

 

[Lipali]

Zoes boots and her trousers look so odd !? even the way she's standing and walking, turning her feet outwards a bit just seems funny to me and the poor child is dressed like kids were dressed in the 70s.

I still see Alfie every single time they show Ottie. She has Zoe's blue eyes and that's about it!

 

[milkyways]

since we are roasting zoes outfit.
that damn beanie again..... I have never seen a woman above 30 wear a beanie like that. it looks so stupid

 

[coconochanel]

She also climbed onto the sofa in the background and neither of them batted an eyelid….

This is the thing for me they don't keep an eye on her. Normally its natural to always have one eye on your child but they totally ignore her.

 

[emmykey313]

Even The Range is a stretch, I’d say Poundland

Off topic but I’m American and I’m dying at the fact y’all have a store called Poundland.

 

[applepie279]

She also climbed onto the sofa in the background and neither of them batted an eyelid….

I was coming on here to say something about that. What the actual duck? Are they even real parents?

 

[Yupyupyup]

Off topic but I’m American and I’m dying at the fact y’all have a store called Poundland.

Not to be confused with Poundworld (RIP) or PoundStretcher

 

[Lilykins]

I was coming on here to say something about that. What the actual duck? Are they even real parents?

Nah, keeping an eye on ottie is for the nanny. They just do the dressing up.

 

[coconochanel]

I was coming on here to say something about that. What the actual duck? Are they even real parents?

They just don't seem natural parents AT ALL. They seem unaware of the dangers/harm to her. For example Zoe has put a string of gingerbread men on the tree in Otties playroom, now if Ottie pulls it off and manages to get tangled in it god forbid.