Zoe Sugg #48 No love from Alf on Mother’s day, never any hope of becoming a Deyes

Do they have a nanny?

  • yes of course slobella wont lift a finger

    Votes: 372 71.7%
  • No big Mand aka Alf's mum helps out

    Votes: 147 28.3%

  • Total voters
    519
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Can someone explain why Alfie, Joe, Dianne and Mark are all in some sort of holiday home but no sign of Zozo? Is she hiding in a cupboard or?
I assume she was seeing to the baby (assuming baby has come for the trip) or she’d gone to bed because it’s way past her bedtime 🥱 😂

Unless she hasn’t come and we were right all along about Alfie and Mark 😂😂(would be a genuinely interesting plot twist)
 
You know, i'm like Zoe as well, i don't go out much and only stay at home watching films and reading, but the thing is I don't have money to do things but her??? I don't get her tbh, it's not like she has to travel far away but at least discover new places where you live 🤨
 
I remember when she was pregnant I posted some statistic of like well over half of couples with a new and especially first baby break up within the first year of the birth. I started thinking that wouldn't happen the other month, but it seems like patience is wearing thin with Alfie towards Zoe. It really does seem like he resents her and doesn't want to be with her, of which I can't blame him. If that isn't the case then he does a very poor job of showing his love and affection for her the past two years since the pandemic started. I just can't imagine choosing to stay in some dead end relationship all because of your "job" and shit. What would it take for them to realize their lives are shit and miserable together and they can find other partners who will actually be a good fit for them?
 
I honestly just feel like Zoe’s told ppl to post less of her because she cba to get ready and look good in insta stories? I mean do we really think Alfie’s gonna dump Zoe? He’s literally the ugliest person inside and out and more than half the money’s hers too😭 imagine what that’d look like? Alfie dumping his baby mama not even a year into the baby’s been born? He’d lose the 5 followers who watch his aliexpress ads
 
I remember when she was pregnant I posted some statistic of like well over half of couples with a new and especially first baby break up within the first year of the birth. I started thinking that wouldn't happen the other month, but it seems like patience is wearing thin with Alfie towards Zoe. It really does seem like he resents her and doesn't want to be with her, of which I can't blame him. If that isn't the case then he does a very poor job of showing his love and affection for her the past two years since the pandemic started. I just can't imagine choosing to stay in some dead end relationship all because of your "job" and shit. What would it take for them to realize their lives are shit and miserable together and they can find other partners who will actually be a good fit for them?
I remember you posting this and then all her fans jumping in it saying what a perfect mother she'd be and what couple goals they are. We'll I hate to break it to you Alfie but the first year is the easiest and just wait until they're 2! If she's struggling get some actual help and if not just fucking step up. As Alfie, instead of giving your daughter a childhood where her parents hate each other, just leave
 
I find it super strange that there's still no sign of Slobella, even though Mark started his day hours ago and he's been actively updating his stories. And I'm pretty sure it's not because she's with Pay, as Dubai Dentures Deyes is there and he'd have to deal with that.

edit: Guitarwarrior, we've been posting at the same time, sorry for repeating you, but it also proves we're right! :D
 
Zalfie home confirmed where they are. And it’s £6K a night 😮😮😮😮


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I think there’s a couple of possible outcomes

A)She’s there but doesn’t want to be on anybody’s story for some reason.

B)There’s been some sort of minor issue eg shes got covid.

C) Least likely but would make the most interesting plot line. Her and Alfie have fallen out and she’s refused to go. If Alfie paid he’d possibly lose money on the weekend rent of the place or if it was gifted it just be plain rude not to turn up last minute.

or D) She’s traveling up today with either Alfie’s parents or poppy and Sean and we’ll see her later.

6k a night! That is insane.
Between the 5/6 of them yes but it has 18 bedrooms and can sleep maximum 38 people so if you filled and split it between everyone it’s not too bad at £158.
 
I think there’s a couple of possible outcomes

A)She’s there but doesn’t want to be on anybody’s story for some reason.

B)There’s been some sort of minor issue eg shes got covid.

C) Least likely but would make the most interesting plot line. Her and Alfie have fallen out and she’s refused to go. If Alfie paid he’d possibly lose money on the weekend rent of the place or if it was gifted it just be plain rude not to turn up last minute.

or D) She’s traveling up today with either Alfie’s parents or poppy and Sean and we’ll see her later.


Between the 5/6 of them yes but it has 18 bedrooms and can sleep maximum 38 people so if you filled and split it between everyone it’s not too bad at £158.

If they’re paying don’t imagine marks paying (he doesn’t make as much as the rest of them I’d be surprised if he had this kind of cash)

But I think she’s probably there. I also can’t see mark going if Zoe wasn’t. He’s not as close to the rest of them as he is to her. So I’d zalfie fell out he’d probably stay home with Zoe.

Its prob gifted.
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If they’re paying don’t imagine marks paying (he doesn’t make as much as the rest of them I’d be surprised if he had this kind of cash)

But I think she’s probably there. I also can’t see mark going if Zoe wasn’t. He’s not as close to the rest of them as he is to her. So I’d zalfie fell out he’d probably stay home with Zoe.


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Have they ever been there before? If they haven't, then how can it be one of Zoe's favourite places?
 
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