Zoe Sugg #40 Named her baby Ottilie Rue but we'll still call her Pay, thank you!

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This thread has turned to a right shitter since Pay was born.

Noone cares about yours/your auntie's sister/your cousin's neice/your dog's grandma's birth stories
Noone cares who visited said folk and when
WHICHEVER WAY A BABY IS BORN IS VALID, IT'S NOT A COMPETITION
It doesn't matter how the name is pronounced across our many different countries, only Hariboella and Aldi know how they are pronouncing it and regardless, it's going to get butchered

Also, it really doesn't matter how bleeping much people bashing their parenting bothers you, you won't find any sympathy for your hurt feelings on a rant thread honestly.

Is it safe to come out yet?!
 
Literally there is going to be speculation on here on if it was a c-section or not. A lot of us were saying before that for someone with an anxiety disorder and fear of throwing up a planned c-section gives you a lot of control even though it is a major surgery it has less uncertainty then a vaginal birth and less likely to throw up. Though it seems baby did come a little earlier then they were expecting (though never trust an influencer on their due date!…) although at full term so maybe a reason they had to bring forward if it was a planned c-section. We shall see!
 
Do we really need to know how the baby was born? What difference will it make to anyone?

Back to the grabby tories.... What do we think the first #ad will be for? Will be a post birth hair loss haha FoB ad? Rana meals because she's too busy to cook haha?
 
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Calling it now. She's going to rebrand as a mummy writer and bring out a series of picture books called 'utterly otterlie' (sp).
Kids gonna end up like the woman in Gone Girl, trying to live up to her written alter ego.
I can actually see this happening 100%, especially since 'she' has already dipped her toe into fiction with those magpie books. Louise will be raging if 'chummy' goes into writing children's books before her too.
 
I feel like the baby will just push Zoe further into obscurity tbh. In the sense that she has done very little for herself… I thought the pregnancy would have pushed her to do more, it hasn’t, I can’t really see that changing. Aside from the obligatory cute halloween/autumnal/Christmas baby photoshoot
 
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Suitable name for baby Pay so 😉
 
I hope we never see another bump picture
Nah we definitely will!! Just wait a few weeks or so and Zoe will be posting a picture of her 'new body'. She'll probably be wearing a bra and some little shorts or something, no makeup and her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, in an attempt to show that bodies are natural and change (etc.), when she's actually just bragging about how tiny she is and fishing for complements. She will say 'excuse her appearance, she's got a newborn baby', but in reality it's no different to how she normally looks!!
 
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