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“new member - created August 2021”I think we are about due a visit from one of her minions/staff 'there is nothing wrong with the nursery, you are sooo picky, nasty sad bitches, Zoe will be a very hands on fantastic mum'
“new member - created August 2021”I think we are about due a visit from one of her minions/staff 'there is nothing wrong with the nursery, you are sooo picky, nasty sad bitches, Zoe will be a very hands on fantastic mum'
Haha yeah it does look like that No way is it worth the price it costs And it REALLY doesn’t go with the paint.The wallpaper... I'm seeing egg yolks and strips of bacon.
Edit: sorry if someone's already said that, I don't normally watch her stuff but it popped up!
I remember a good few threads back (no idea which one, my sense of time has been warped by her excruciatingly long pregnancy) that someone said they often walk down their street and that their house doesn’t actually look that big? Obviously bigger than a standard council estate house but no where near mansion level!So if thats what the nursey looks like with Interior designer Zoe doing it (when I say doing it I mean picking colour/wallpaper obv) can you imagine what the rest of the non mansion would look like if she did the whole house? also how can people call it a mansion when the only bedroom with en suite is the master bedroom.
It’s amusing me how vocal the dislikers of the nursery vs likers yet like has more votes. I actually like it. It’s a bit quirky and not drab like so many. Zoe is a trend follower but also adds her own touches. I agree not very practical and I’m sure there will some rejigging once baby is here, plus how much time will she be in there before 6 months anyway. I still think she picked that wallpaper because baby is going to be called Marigoldwho is voting for the nursery looking good?
that wallpaper kills all the vibes there is
No is it hell mansion sized. It just a standard 6 bedroom sized house.I remember a good few threads back (no idea which one, my sense of time has been warped by her excruciatingly long pregnancy) that someone said they often walk down their street and that their house doesn’t actually look that big? Obviously bigger than a standard council estate house but no where near mansion level!
I’m pretty sure that’s his childhood friend Asa. He’s the one who has the twins.I can’t believe they had to have a company come in to put up the shelves and a hook in the ceiling whilst Alfie just held the hoover… how embarrassing at least have a go, if it goes wrong, you have enough money to fix it!!
It’s amusing me how vocal the dislikers of the nursery vs likers yet like has more votes. I actually like it. It’s a bit quirky and not drab like so many. Zoe is a trend follower but also adds her own touches. I agree not very practical and I’m sure there will some rejigging once baby is here, plus how much time will she be in there before 6 months anyway. I still think she picked that wallpaper because baby is going to be called Marigold
Yeah I was wondering this. I know they have Zoes unused office upstairs- will that be the new guest room?. And Alfies extra house aka man cave lolSo if thats what the nursey looks like with Interior designer Zoe doing it (when I say doing it I mean picking colour/wallpaper obv) can you imagine what the rest of the non mansion would look like if she did the whole house? also how can people call it a mansion when the only bedroom with en suite is the master bedroom.
hold on, isnt marigold a butter company?
the european discourse we needed in here
They definitely have another guest bedroom because that room didn’t look the same as the one Mark stays in or the one she does her hair/makeup in sometimes. But where ‘o’ where will Big M and Nicky D sleep when controlling Santaella comes out forcing them to sleep in the same house as a screaming 3 months old at Christmas. The daily struggles.Yeah I was wondering this. I know they have Zoes unused office upstairs- will that be the new guest room?. And Alfies extra house aka man cave lol
They definitely have another guest bedroom because that room didn’t look the same as the one Mark stays in or the one she does her hair/makeup in sometimes. But where ‘o’ where will Big M and Nicky D sleep when controlling Santaella comes out forcing them to sleep in the same house as a screaming 3 months old at Christmas. The daily struggles.
I’m not sure what I find more disturbing. Poppy being THAT close to Zoes coochie or the fact Sean is loving itI love the minty green color, but holy hell that wallpaper is a mess. The way they've laid out the furniture also doesn't make any sense. Having the bookshelves right above the changing table?
I know not everyone has the same vision of how they want to parent, but I watched Jessica and Claudia's nursery tour and it's so clear that they have such a strong vision of how they want to parent. Zoe and Alfie have no fucking clue and it shows. I would have at least expected them to read a few books before the baby is born, but it sincerely doesn't seem like they've done ANY research apart from buying cute clothes, tidying the basement and doing up a room
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Absolutely horrific. All I have to say is "Hello this is your dad" in the best Darth Vader impression Aldo can make.I love the minty green color, but holy hell that wallpaper is a mess. The way they've laid out the furniture also doesn't make any sense. Having the bookshelves right above the changing table?
I know not everyone has the same vision of how they want to parent, but I watched Jessica and Claudia's nursery tour and it's so clear that they have such a strong vision of how they want to parent. Zoe and Alfie have no fucking clue and it shows. I would have at least expected them to read a few books before the baby is born, but it sincerely doesn't seem like they've done ANY research apart from buying cute clothes, tidying the basement and doing up a room
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