Zoe Sugg #37 Second coming of Christ is on the brink, quick get her an aff link!

[QueenBW]

If that woman were a real therapist, it'd be a huge no-no. That's plain unprofessional. But since she's a total hack who is more of a "life coach" aka enabler, guess it doesn't matter. It's all nonsense and neither of them are growing as people.

 

[Cococoleman]

Look at Alfie’s latest story, watch how much he double blinks when he says there has been a last minute cancellation. He’s lying and is on the beg!

Also all the face touching is a clue too!

 

[Juststopit]

Look at Alfie’s latest story, watch how much he double blinks when he says there has been a last minute cancellation. He’s lying and is on the beg!

Also all the face touching is a clue too!

I've never looked at his insta but I went to go check and I can't even focus on what he's saying cos that filter is so bleeping rank

 

[gee13]

Boo bleeping hooo there’s no one to make drinks, get the queen of hosting herself to do it Jesus not everything has to be catered for!!

 

[fidgetjo]

For two people who’s entire jobs are based on the internet they both seem terrible at knowing how to Google something…

it’s actually pathetic that they’re trying to pull that rubbish of ‘can’t find anything on the internet’. A quick Google of bartender to hire in Brighton brings up hundreds of results!!

 

[myra1409]

Okay so this may be a really rogue idea, but what about an intimate party with just your friends and family? I thought this was a last minute casual thing? But noooooo... Got to call the caterers!!

 

[Anneliese2199]

I cringed

Okay so this may be a really rogue idea, but what about an intimate party with just your friends and family? I thought this was a last minute casual thing? But noooooo... Got to call the caterers!!

Needs to make it all look glam enough for insta pics!

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I cringed

Needs to make it all look glam enough for insta pics!

I've suggested to him maybe Zoe's family so they can then come along. Not heard back from him thanking me so assume he's still on the phone to them

 

[jojoroco]

Ahh so it is a baby shower!

 

[areyoujoking]

I’ve actually never seen something so beggy. So so so so transparent. Why can’t she make drinks herself, she does duck all else. Lazy cow

 

[gee13]

Ahh so it is a baby shower!

Next it’ll be “oh Alfie really wanted to plan something special”

 

[CarlyBear94]

You want to be careful as next time you walk in the room your parrot might say 'I'm not a tory I'm not a tory'

Don't let the parrot hear the tiny vag comment either

SHICKKK

 

[coconochanel]

Well of course they will have the caterers in she couldn't do anything before she was pregnant NO WAY she will lift a finger now!

 

[Anneliese2199]

Ahh so it is a baby shower!

Zoe made a big deal out of what it should be called because she just can’t relax. She gives too many fucks about the wrong things. And I’m not talking about the baby shower, but about her need to justify everything. I think it’s clear by now that she won’t ever let go of her insecurities. She’s so unhealed (and doesn’t feel the need to improve) that her survival instinct started making excuses for them and even romanticizing them… hence all the “anyone else…”, “I’m only human”. Zoe, you should care about important things more and worry less about that people might think you’re so wrong for calling this party a baby shower.

 

[Menene]

Well of course they will have the caterers in she couldn't do anything before she was pregnant NO WAY she will lift a finger now!

Everyone is cOrDiAlLy iNvItEd

 

[coconochanel]

Everyone is cOrDiAlLy iNvItEd

Is she not sending Alf or Holly out to M&S for the food she usually does.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Is she not sending Alf or Holly out to M&S for the food she usually does.

Aldo will be too busy in that tent with a table and the red head sitting at. Him playing footsie with her is all he'll need.

SHICKKK

 

[Lilykins]

Lol at them rushing around organising their own baby shower because they realised no one else wanted to do it for them

I also can’t with them begging for freebies - get in the bin.

 

[CarlyBear94]

It's actually so painful watching these Tory pricks beg on their stories

SHICKKK

 

[Alan34]

That’s actually so embarrassing. They both had to put out the same beggy message using the same excuse that they can’t find anything on google. Like what ? They couldn’t make it more obvious If they tried