Zoe Sugg #14 Hibernating, baths with Fraggle, my only popularity comes from Tattle!

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Mlb46 said:
I personally think Valentines day is just a commercialised holiday forced upon people so they feel guilted into buying cheap tit so it doesn't suprise me they didn't do anything, hardly anybody cares about it anymore regardless of how their relationship is going
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I totally agree about Valentines being a commercialised day, it's just a money spinner really, but A+Z are all about that commercialised and consumerism life 😅 so it feels strange that they didn't do or show anything lavish or OTT for it!

And oh my days, so she actually needs real glasses now? She'll be thrilled 🙄

coconochanel said:
On her website there is a article about how to be on your own on valentines day and the last tip is......masturbate.
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Oh my Christ. Had to go to the website and see, I have so much second-hand embarrassment. Sorry but I can't imagine she's ever had an orgasm in her life 😳

Touch yourself
Seriously, just masturbate, it’s what Aphrodite would want.

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The Zoella brand just seems completely lost, it's a joke. Trying so hard to be adult and relatable, and witty and funny, by talking about masturbating, lube etc... it's like they think that will make them suddenly have an adult audience? Yet launching products targeted at children and young teens. Imagine children reading that post, it's so inappropriate 😠
 
clueless said:
The Zoella brand just seems completely lost, it's a joke. Trying so hard to be adult and relatable, and witty and funny, by talking about masturbating, lube etc... it's like they think that will make them suddenly have an adult audience? Yet launching products targeted at children and young teens. Imagine children reading that post, it's so inappropriate 😠
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I wonder if she has been marketing to kids and young teens for so long if she doesn't really know what to produce for an older audience other than swearing awkwardly on video and talking about sex more openly. And of course, why would she or any of her team bother to research and see what she could do to become more relevant to an older demographic.
 
clueless said:
Oh my Christ. Had to go to the website and see, I have so much second-hand embarrassment. Sorry but I can't imagine she's ever had an orgasm in her life 😳

Touch yourself
Seriously, just masturbate, it’s what Aphrodite would want.

🤢🤮

The Zoella brand just seems completely lost, it's a joke. Trying so hard to be adult and relatable, and witty and funny, by talking about masturbating, lube etc... it's like they think that will make them suddenly have an adult audience? Yet launching products targeted at children and young teens. Imagine children reading that post, it's so inappropriate 😠
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Oh wow, it’s so off brand for her. Clearly trying to tap into the ‘fleabag effect’ or whatever.
I’m sure she enjoys shows like that in her free time but that’s not the sort thing that made zoella a success. Evolving or maturing your content is not a bad thing to do but shoe horned in references to sex among ‘tips’ like doing a face mask and watching Ryan gosling on Netflix is trying way too hard.
Also I know we established this already, but no way did she actually write that line. It’s far too witty and she probably thinks Aphrodite is a lush bath bomb.
(Nice “oh my Christ” @clueless , i enjoyed that. Please tell me it’s a Gavin and Stacey reference?)
 
Horatio said:
Oh wow, it’s so off brand for her. Clearly trying to tap into the ‘fleabag effect’ or whatever.
I’m sure she enjoys shows like that in her free time but that’s not the sort thing that made zoella a success. Evolving or maturing your content is not a bad thing to do but shoe horned in references to sex among ‘tips’ like doing a face mask and watching Ryan gosling on Netflix is trying way too hard.
Also I know we established this already, but no way did she actually write that line. It’s far too witty and she probably thinks Aphrodite is a lush bath bomb.
(Nice “oh my Christ” @clueless , i enjoyed that. Please tell me it’s a Gavin and Stacey reference?)
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I completely agree 👏 also laughing, "she probably thinks Aphrodite is a lush bath bomb" 😂

And thank you, yes it is a Gavin and Stacey reference! 😄 good old Pam, she always delivered that line so well!
 
a small thing that annoyed me in her insta stories today (aside from the ridiculous glasses fiasco) was that her and Alfie wrote each other Valentines Day cards, put them in envelopes, walked literally 30 seconds into the next room, and then they ripped open the envelope to read the card? like surely they could have just skipped the envelope bit instead of wasting it? i understand the need for an envelope if your sending it somewhere or you've prepared the card a few days in advance, but when you're giving the cards to each other not even a minute after writing it? :unsure:

sorry for being petty over such a small, boring thing lol but its something i noticed 😂
 
honey_bee_123 said:
a small thing that annoyed me in her insta stories today (aside from the ridiculous glasses fiasco) was that her and Alfie wrote each other Valentines Day cards, put them in envelopes, walked literally 30 seconds into the next room, and then they ripped open the envelope to read the card? like surely they could have just skipped the envelope bit instead of wasting it? i understand the need for an envelope if your sending it somewhere or you've prepared the card a few days in advance, but when you're giving the cards to each other not even a minute after writing it? :unsure:

sorry for being petty over such a small, boring thing lol but its something i noticed 😂
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It's not petty - it sums them up entirely. Entirely tone-deaf to any environmental issue whilst paying lip service to it - the 'charitying', the metal straw. They are idiots.
 
navybluewolf said:
She's an imbecile. I can't see further than an inch past my face without glasses. Thank God for contact lenses! My eyes aren't even suitable for laser. Why would you WANT that. 🙄
What's next, a wheelchair? You know what, that wouldn't even surprise me. She has the muscle tone of a victorian consumptive.
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Be prepared for the gifted contact lenses and glasses, followed by blog posts on her favourite glasses and brands there's a long road ahead
 
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