Zoe Sugg #13 no ring and 30’s near, stop it Zoe the neighbours might hear!

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I hope Zoe is making an effort to change how she eats in addition to working out, otherwise it’s an wasted effort. Having one decent semi-meal a day (courtesy of Gusto) and working out but eating garbage rest of the time won’t help. But I’m glad to see her off the couch though.

Okay... so you guys weren’t kidding about their cooking disaster... I don’t know where to start?! Zoe waving the knife everywhere, trying to “cube” carrots, Zoe transferring the vegetables to boiling water and burning herself in the process, grating the garlic clove... Alfie saying he should get a job in the kitchen. This was just embarrassing that late 20 something year olds are so clueless around a kitchen.

Also, Zoe saying in seven years she’s never really seen Alfie cry and Alfie talking about sociopaths in the same video. Hmm... 😉
 
thenomad said:
I hope Zoe is making an effort to change how she eats in addition to working out, otherwise it’s an wasted effort. Having one decent semi-meal a day (courtesy of Gusto) and working out but eating garbage rest of the time won’t help. But I’m glad to see her off the couch though.

Okay... so you guys weren’t kidding about their cooking disaster... I don’t know where to start?! Zoe waving the knife everywhere, trying to “cube” carrots, Zoe transferring the vegetables to boiling water and burning herself in the process, grating the garlic clove... Alfie saying he should get a job in the kitchen. This was just embarrassing that late 20 something year olds are so clueless around a kitchen.

Also, Zoe saying in seven years she’s never really seen Alfie cry and Alfie talking about sociopaths in the same video. Hmm... 😉
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Haha I must have missed that bit, got so bored about halfway through I had to bail. Did he put in the older footage of him at the forest house thing like he said he would unless he was too lazy in the edit?
 
I had to break my promise to myself and watch one of Alfies videos just to see the cooking disaster. I think its great that they are trying to cook decent meals now. Soppy always seem to eat quite well when away from Zalfie and joe and Diane eat quite well too so its about time they ate like adults.

I did think they were making something more adventurous then shepherds pie though the way they were going on.
 
coconochanel said:
zoe#14 on a health kick but no vlogs her careers going down the bog.

Zoe #14 still no ring or bump boo hoo and her careers going down the loo.
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Perhaps I’m being over-sensitive, but just based on a couple of things mentioned here, I’d potentially do one without reference to “no bump” - also I know some people on tattle have mentioned recent miscarriages. Again I might be over-sensitive! But it felt wrong not mentioning it.

Sooverthat said:
I think that Zoe would flourish as a mother, I think she has the maternal qualities and I think a baby would make her very happy I think mothering would come very naturally to her- my concern (from experience) would be that her anxiety would ruin the experience for her. If you already have a pre-existing mental health condition it is not uncommon for this to be exacerbated while pregnant or postnatal. You are much more high risk for thinks like antenatal depression and anxiety and postnatal depression and anxiety. Along with sleep deprivation and a whole bucket load if hormones it can be a very vulnerable time for a women. This would be concern for zoe- she struggles with change, lack of sleep, sickness and illness, new environments etc.... a baby really is life changing. And I think it could be the making of Zoe but sadly overshadowed by mental health difficulties.
Alfie would be utterly useless.
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Funnily enough, part of me feels it colts be the making of both of them. I say this with huge caution! There’s many reasons why Alfie world be useless, Zoe too. However, I look at the way they’ve started the years compared to the Saccone Jolys. Alfie actually trying to do some good (yes, there are questionable aspects to The “Unitee”, not least donating profits and not revenue).

Jonathon started his first 2020 video saying “let’s just pretend everything in the world is wonderful” and exploiting his kids on TikTok. Zoe spends meaningful time with her friends’ kids and doesn’t leave technology to be a nanny. I know it’s not the same, as they’re not their kids! However, I do feel Zoe and Alfie would actually want to do stuff with their kids.

Even what Alfie said today about cooking on a fire in the outdoors. Admitting that they don’t cook and want to learn, rather than obsessive cooking and parenting you’re a domestic goddess like Anna. So yeah, just thought I’d put that out there! They have A LOT of issues and are far from pillars of virtue (I’m still furious Over the DV scandal). Yet maybe a baby could be the making of them and I think they’d be better parents than their old family vlogger friends.
 
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Saskia69 said:
Perhaps I’m being over-sensitive, but just based on a couple of things mentioned here, I’d potentially do one without reference to “no bump” - also I know some people on tattle have mentioned recent miscarriages. Again I might be over-sensitive! But it felt wrong not mentioning it.



Funnily enough, part of me feels it colts be the making of both of them. I say this with huge caution! There’s many reasons why Alfie world be useless, Zoe too. However, I look at the way they’ve started the years compared to the Saccone Jolys. Alfie actually trying to do some good (yes, there are questionable aspects to The “Unitee”, not least donating profits and not revenue).

Jonathon started his first 2020 video saying “let’s just pretend everything in the world is wonderful” and exploiting his kids on TikTok. Zoe spends meaningful time with her friends’ kids and doesn’t leave technology to be a nanny. I know it’s not the same, as they’re not their kids! However, I do feel Zoe and Alfie would actually want to do stuff with their kids.

Even what Alfie said today about cooking on a fire in the outdoors. Admitting that they don’t cook and want to learn, rather than obsessive cooking and parenting you’re a domestic goddess like Anna. So yeah, just thought I’d put that out there! They have A LOT of issues and are far from pillars of virtue (I’m still furious Over the DV scandal). Yet maybe a baby could be the making of them and I think they’d be better parents than their old family vlogger friends.
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Fair enough but was only a quick thinking suggestion.

As for the cooking I hope but don't think it will last and I'm still convinced there has got to be a #spon coming up to do with Gusto.
 
thenomad said:
Also, Zoe saying in seven years she’s never really seen Alfie cry and Alfie talking about sociopaths in the same video. Hmm... 😉
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Crikey! I would say I'm surprised but it's Alfie so I'm really not. I know and get that some people just don't really cry and show their emotions in different ways and I'm not saying there is something wrong with anyone if they don't cry that much but they have been together for over 7 years and have lived together for what 5?? (i don't actually know) and he hasn't cried... They haven't really mentioned this before either as well in my memory.
I remember years and years ago Zoe saying something to Joe once that he was essentially emotionally defunct. Now, maybe he is or whatever that's a separate thing, but considering I have seen Joe cry twice on live television, I think she needs to look a little closer to home maybe for being lacking in emotion. I mean it would make sense with the often mocking, joking, false hope that he gives her but it's not my place to say and I guess we don't see what goes on between them at home.
 
SmhCarrot said:
Crikey! I would say I'm surprised but it's Alfie so I'm really not. I know and get that some people just don't really cry and show their emotions in different ways and I'm not saying there is something wrong with anyone if they don't cry that much but they have been together for over 7 years and have lived together for what 5?? (i don't actually know) and he hasn't cried... They haven't really mentioned this before either as well in my memory.
I remember years and years ago Zoe saying something to Joe once that he was essentially emotionally defunct. Now, maybe he is or whatever that's a separate thing, but considering I have seen Joe cry twice on live television, I think she needs to look a little closer to home maybe for being lacking in emotion. I mean it would make sense with the often mocking, joking, false hope that he gives her but it's not my place to say and I guess we don't see what goes on between them at home.
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Well lets be honest what's he got to cry about?
 
To weigh in on the will Zoe and Alfie be good parents. I actually think they would be. When im left to my own devices without my kids I mainly eat junk food, laze around the house and watch netflix. So pretty much the same as Zoe. Im not too sure how much of a functioning adult I would be without my kids as I went from graduating uni (and being a typical student) at 21 to being a parent at 22.

If they had someone to focus on it would force them to eat better, get out more and enjoy life. Zoe would go overboard trying to ensure her child had the best childhood. Im not saying they would be the perfect parents but who actually is.
 
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thenomad said:
I hope Zoe is making an effort to change how she eats in addition to working out, otherwise it’s an wasted effort. Having one decent semi-meal a day (courtesy of Gusto) and working out but eating garbage rest of the time won’t help. But I’m glad to see her off the couch though.

Okay... so you guys weren’t kidding about their cooking disaster... I don’t know where to start?! Zoe waving the knife everywhere, trying to “cube” carrots, Zoe transferring the vegetables to boiling water and burning herself in the process, grating the garlic clove... Alfie saying he should get a job in the kitchen. This was just embarrassing that late 20 something year olds are so clueless around a kitchen.

Also, Zoe saying in seven years she’s never really seen Alfie cry and Alfie talking about sociopaths in the same video. Hmm... 😉
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SmhCarrot said:
Crikey! I would say I'm surprised but it's Alfie so I'm really not. I know and get that some people just don't really cry and show their emotions in different ways and I'm not saying there is something wrong with anyone if they don't cry that much but they have been together for over 7 years and have lived together for what 5?? (i don't actually know) and he hasn't cried... They haven't really mentioned this before either as well in my memory.
I remember years and years ago Zoe saying something to Joe once that he was essentially emotionally defunct. Now, maybe he is or whatever that's a separate thing, but considering I have seen Joe cry twice on live television, I think she needs to look a little closer to home maybe for being lacking in emotion. I mean it would make sense with the often mocking, joking, false hope that he gives her but it's not my place to say and I guess we don't see what goes on between them at home.
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just because somebody doesn’t cry frequently doesn’t mean they’re lacking in emotion.
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i read this article about marilyn monroe a while ago and i thought about it today and how it is literally going to be zoe if she doesn't get her tit together soon.

"the starlet would frequently laze around the house in dirty clothes with huge piles of dirty dishes stacked next to her bed."

"Apparently what almost put Clark Gable off dating Monroe was her habit of eating in bed, nude. Which you probably think sounds kind of awesome until you learn that when Monroe was full, she’d scrape any leftover food she had left on her plate under her sheets and then sleep on top of it, though presumably not before winging the plate across the room and mentally giving her maid the finger."

im calling it now
 
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