Zoe Sugg #11 Christmas is cancelled! Mrs Claus and Santa are staying in bed!

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I was annoyed as hell by her first Vlogmas I lasted all of 2mins before I yelled at the television and had to turn it off.

She is so so self indulgent regarding her MH. I should think tonnes of us have had MH issues or struggle with it at times but we don't all use it as an excuse for everything going or brag about how we're am ambassador for Mind. Somehow she always drags that ambassador status out of storage when she's indulging in another "woe is Zozo" moment, when she's fine you never hear her mention it.

Everything the girl does is about her and her issues, her needs, her likes. The way she was talking was highly manipulative she knows exactly what to say to get the responses she wants.

The intro captured her smugly grin perfectly. If I'd have animated it she'd have slipped in Nala's tit and ended up head first in the dustbin where a pigeon craps on her hair and she gets trash stuck in it. Cut to Nala gobbling all the festive food and destroying the Xmas tree.

Christmas is cancelled, witch.
 
Vlogmas day 4 (3) Winter Sunset & Christmas Shopping with Mark

1st Homesense trip this December #ad.
Everything is SoooooooOOooooo precious.
This thing is amazing, that thing is awesome, wow this one is so cute, and those ones are the BEEEESSSTT. Is the ad deal just a video catalogue to tell you what is a great present?

The entire back seat of the car is filled with bags. Zoe is over budget and Mark is under so they balance perfectly!

The next 10 minutes they are showing everything they bought, so like showing gifts they bought for everyone. They hope everyone doesn't watch it. Everything they bought is really nice. *open mouth silent laughing* "OMG I got a lot, didn't I?"

Homesense gave them gift cards to go shopping, ah that's how it was sponsored.

In to the office! Wow, Holly's job was to write Christmas poem advent calendars and put gifts for everyone into envelopes?

Okay well that's enough hard work in the office, time to go for a walk on the beach with Alfie to watch the sunset!

Cool thing that happened... filmapp reach 1 million downloads... plug for filmapp is intercepted by Alfie getting distracted by a ray of light, Alfie has never seen that before in his life! But Alfie's distracting technique is unsuccessful and she starts again, so Alfie tries a second time by taking a panoramic so she becomes incredulous... who takes a panoramic anyway. Yet again unsuccessful. She is able to keep together and finish her ad.

She wonders if Alfie will run a bath for her tonight since she did for him then makes a face cause she knows that's never going to happen with her manchild boyfriend. Philosopher Zoella comes to visit to muse about beaches.

They try and fail to be #couplegoalzzzz on the couch.

After taking a 3 and a half hour on the nap, Alfie puts chicken in the oven and cooked since there probably aren't any takeaways available at half 12.
 
CreepySheepy said:
Cool thing that happened... filmapp reach 1 million downloads... plug for filmapp is intercepted by Alfie getting distracted by a ray of light, Alfie has never seen that before in his life! But Alfie's distracting technique is unsuccessful and she starts again, so Alfie tries a second time by taking a panoramic so she becomes incredulous... who takes a panoramic anyway. Yet again unsuccessful. She is able to keep together and finish her ad.

She wonders if Alfie will run a bath for her tonight since she did for him then makes a face cause she knows that's never going to happen with her manchild boyfriend.
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He can never be happy for her and always needs to one up her. What a healthy relationship... Not that Zoe had much to do with the app lbr. So it really isn't her accomplishment but if she can feature his lame overpriced playing cards in her DW ad then he can shut up for a minute and let Zoe live out her pretend title of being co-founder of the filmm app.

He's lost all pretense and gives zero f*cks of even trying with Zoe anymore. She could do better but doesn't try so she reaps what she sows. As if Alfie ever does something nice for Zoe out of the kindness of his heart as opposed to doing it for his 'gram, YT views, and trying to get more sponsorships.
 
CreepySheepy said:
Vlogmas day 4 (3) Winter Sunset & Christmas Shopping with Mark

1st Homesense trip this December #ad.
Everything is SoooooooOOooooo precious.
This thing is amazing, that thing is awesome, wow this one is so cute, and those ones are the BEEEESSSTT. Is the ad deal just a video catalogue to tell you what is a great present?

The entire back seat of the car is filled with bags. Zoe is over budget and Mark is under so they balance perfectly!

The next 10 minutes they are showing everything they bought, so like showing gifts they bought for everyone. They hope everyone doesn't watch it. Everything they bought is really nice. *open mouth silent laughing* "OMG I got a lot, didn't I?"

Homesense gave them gift cards to go shopping, ah that's how it was sponsored.

In to the office! Wow, Holly's job was to write Christmas poem advent calendars and put gifts for everyone into envelopes?

Okay well that's enough hard work in the office, time to go for a walk on the beach with Alfie to watch the sunset!

Cool thing that happened... filmapp reach 1 million downloads... plug for filmapp is intercepted by Alfie getting distracted by a ray of light, Alfie has never seen that before in his life! But Alfie's distracting technique is unsuccessful and she starts again, so Alfie tries a second time by taking a panoramic so she becomes incredulous... who takes a panoramic anyway. Yet again unsuccessful. She is able to keep together and finish her ad.

She wonders if Alfie will run a bath for her tonight since she did for him then makes a face cause she knows that's never going to happen with her manchild boyfriend. Philosopher Zoella comes to visit to muse about beaches.

They try and fail to be #couplegoalzzzz on the couch.

After taking a 3 and a half hour on the nap, Alfie puts chicken in the oven and cooked since there probably aren't any takeaways available at half 12.
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Haha, I love your writing style! “Alfie getting distracted by a ray of light” - was there ever a better indication of Alfie’s attention span
 
With the acroyoga fail thing OMG...she looks so unfit!! She always points regarding how tiny she is but for me she has a weak and thin granma body style...you know what I mean guys, that kind of body with 0 muscle

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