Zoe Sugg #10 Consumerella: 9 days of ming, merch in the bargain bin & still no ring!

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It was after a Christmas thing and the cleaners had messed up their advent calendars and tit like that

Oh yeah, I remember now. I'm wondering every day what she actually does to fill her hours. I would be bored of watching TV and eating Pizza Margherita after a day. Cleaning the house would be an appreciated change for me, at least then you would do something useful. But no, Lazella would much rather rot away on her couch.
SO bleeping SAD.
 
Oh yeah, I remember now. I'm wondering every day what she actually does to fill her hours. I would be bored of watching TV and eating Pizza Margherita after a day. Cleaning the house would be an appreciated change for me, at least then you would do something useful. But no, Lazella would much rather rot away on her couch.
SO bleeping SAD.
Don't forget going out to the garden centre and spending two hours on photoshoots for her Instagram ads!
 
I can't believe she has the nerve to say she 'actually' has some time off work - like that is so incredibly unusual. And trust her to only go to the office when she doesn't 'actually' have to be there. Almost every week she posts on a week day how she is 'waiting for Marky' 'baking' 'buying pumpkins a plenty' - anything but working. What a joke.
 
They don’t even pretend to go into the office any more do they??

I know she has some people that come and take care of the car and garden. The hairdresser comes to their house. I think sometimes the brow and nail lady does. It’s just so embarrassing!
The have a cleaner.
A gardener
Someone to do the cars
The hairdresser and brow ladies always come. Poppy uses the brow lady
They’ve had spray tan people come for #gifted
Massages free (where the guy cracked their back etc)
 
She doesn't sound genuine at all. Like she's putting on this cute, bubbly persona. He accent is weird too. I believe she is fake on social media(including youtube). Real Zoe is probably bitchy and controlling. Not as nice as she pretends to be.
To me... ‘real zoe’ is the girl who heard two girls talking about Alfie in a bathroom and was like ‘ohhh hi’ to make them feel awkward and then continued bitching about them on the video when she got back to the car.
I’ve always got mean girl vibes from her. I know her old tweets were from years ago but I don’t think she’s changed much
 
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