It was after a Christmas thing and the cleaners had messed up their advent calendars and tit like thatWe know for sure. Was it when they came back from NY, or some trip anyway, and their cleaners had left something weird I can’t quite recall. They’d arranged some dolls in the downstairs loo or something.
It was after a Christmas thing and the cleaners had messed up their advent calendars and tit like that
Don't forget going out to the garden centre and spending two hours on photoshoots for her Instagram ads!Oh yeah, I remember now. I'm wondering every day what she actually does to fill her hours. I would be bored of watching TV and eating Pizza Margherita after a day. Cleaning the house would be an appreciated change for me, at least then you would do something useful. But no, Lazella would much rather rot away on her couch.
SO bleeping SAD.
He's not subtle at all! I mean, granzella does do the same old crap wherever she is so I don't know what he expected.So pretty much all Alfie’s got to say on his photos from their wild weekend away together () is how he excited he is the next 6 weeks cos he’s spending them away travelling! He’s bored senseless of her isn’t he?!
It’ll be a pigeon tit showCan you imagine while they were away how grim their porch must have got? The pumpkins must be done by now. Or at least getting there.
I can’t begin to think what that must smell like coming back after a weekend away.
Maybe as bad as her ‘sewage’ extensions.
SCUMellaIf she’s legit not washing her hair for 10 days, I’m washing my hair more times in a week than she does in a month
Nahh next thread title has to have “sewage” in it. Gotta thank Alfie for that one.SCUMella
The have a cleaner.I know she has some people that come and take care of the car and garden. The hairdresser comes to their house. I think sometimes the brow and nail lady does. It’s just so embarrassing!
This was in my recommended to watch. From 2.45 about her book. The side eye from Katie Price at 2.52.
To me... ‘real zoe’ is the girl who heard two girls talking about Alfie in a bathroom and was like ‘ohhh hi’ to make them feel awkward and then continued bitching about them on the video when she got back to the car.She doesn't sound genuine at all. Like she's putting on this cute, bubbly persona. He accent is weird too. I believe she is fake on social media(including youtube). Real Zoe is probably bitchy and controlling. Not as nice as she pretends to be.
1000-1Odds on the blog coming this month????