I think some people (not you, I mean these influencers), need to get a sense of humour sometimes too. David’s eyes for example, they’re bloody funny, but it’s just a joke. She’s a beautiful girl, and she knows it ... which is what makes it funny
Even better if you say all that but in David's begging sam back voice hahahahaI’m laughing so hard that we may now refer to her as David!
It’s gold!
Up there with my other favourite David joke
David’s dead!!!!
David’s dead!!!
No he’s not he is in bed asleep
Oh god I’m laughing so hard
Absolute narcissist. Wonder if she’d feel the same if he worked in Asda and lived with his mum?
That's the best way to deal with criticism
Yeah david has no comebacks at all. He can’t take criticism as he thinks he is the dogs bollocks. Can you imagine how dim he will be though like no convo at all it will all be about him him himThat's the best way to deal with criticism
I remember on twitter many years ago somebody was outraged when JK Rowling said Dumbledore was gay. They tweeted her saying they're going to burn her books and dvds and she replied saying well I still have your money and the fumes are toxic so by all means borrow my lighter
Our David doesn't have the brain cells to think of a witty comeback.
Hahahaha, excellent. Yes, it needs brains to respond. I honestly think a lot of people are just having a laugh but David is so narcissist she can’t handle any comments that don’t tell her she’s amazing. Another James Blunt special was when someone tweeted “James Blunt has the most annoying face and voice!” .. and he responded “and no mortgage”That's the best way to deal with criticism
I remember on twitter many years ago somebody was outraged when JK Rowling said Dumbledore was gay. They tweeted her saying they're going to burn her books and dvds and she replied saying well I still have your money and the fumes are toxic so by all means borrow my lighter
Our David doesn't have the brain cells to think of a witty comeback.
I’m literally crying with laughter so much!Hahahaha, excellent. Yes, it needs brains to respond. I honestly think a lot of people are just having a laugh but David is so narcissist she can’t handle any comments that don’t tell her she’s amazing. Another James Blunt special was when someone tweeted “James Blunt has the most annoying face and voice!” .. and he responded “and no mortgage”
thought I’d clicked on the wrong oneYou’ve made me laugh now hahahahaha.I’m literally crying with laughter so much!
We are literally saying David!
My husband asked what was wrong he thought I was crying!
Crying with bleeping laughter!
Sorry I keep saying it but it’s just pure bants!!
I follow a lot of threads and they have nicknames but duck me this is the best!
Hahahahahahahahahaha genius lol lolI thought the me, myself and eye one was great
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I thought the me, myself and eye one was great
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Amazing hahahaha
Yeah have to watch out for them eye police don’t yaHahahahahahahahahaha genius lol lol
I think the eye one (mine) offended the eye police on here. I think yours is more PC
Hahahahaha I'm crying laughing at these last few repliesHahahahahahahahahaha genius lol lol
I think the eye one (mine) offended the eye police on here. I think yours is more PC
the eye police hahaha you've been warned 👁This is brilliant lmaoI thought the me, myself and eye one was great
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I used to really love him when he wasn't this old and desperate .
