Youpenga #4 Buying crap, keeps on about the lawn, vlogs are so old, the baby's probably been born!

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Less than a minute in and the belly rubbing has started, my god how many more times are they going to reorganise that bedroom? I notice that Bubz is doing all the lifting while she sits on her backside supervises.
 
Fuzzyfelt said:
Less than a minute in and the belly rubbing has started, my god how many more times are they going to reorganise that bedroom? I notice that Bubz is doing all the lifting while she sits on her backside supervises.
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I was working as a nurse up to a couple of days before each of mine were born. Back in the day, I got 6 weeks maternity leave and I had to go back to work but, this was the norm back then. She sees pregnancy as a disability. The two of them seem to think they're expecting a doll that they can dress up and have the absolute minimum amount of baby equipment. Has she even got a steriliser, breast pump, bottles and baby formula (if she can't breast feed?)
 
evoway13 said:
I was working as a nurse up to a couple of days before each of mine were born. Back in the day, I got 6 weeks maternity leave and I had to go back to work but, this was the norm back then. She sees pregnancy as a disability. The two of them seem to think they're expecting a doll that they can dress up and have the absolute minimum amount of baby equipment. Has she even got a steriliser, breast pump, bottles and baby formula (if she can't breast feed?)
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I was entitled to 3 months mat leave. Still working on the Friday and he was born Monday.
Ended up with only 2 months mat leave as they couldn't find a substitute teacher so had to go back early for my students. Mine was a terrible sleeper and I actually fell asleep in class once!!
She has NO idea.
 
littlemisschattergiggles said:
Small home living is what she calls the constant reorganisation. If that was me and my hubby we'd be divorced before the baby appeared.
Anyone know why his father never appeared to live with them... that's why they bought the bloody IKEA daybed which is causing the issues in the first place.
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Why are they doing this NOW, she’s said herself that the baby will be in with them for 6 months, then Big Bubby Burnham (BBB) takes his sodding computer downstairs once and for all and THEN they put the M&S (it’s from M&S she only mentioned that fact about 50 times) cot bed up? In the meantime they can ask someone to store it for them? Am I missing something? They could buy a top of the range cot if BBB hadn’t spent a small fortune on grass seed! Also will she be rubbing her stomach as much after the birth when it’s a huge pile of gelatinous flab from eating too much cake and Tesco meal deals? I think not!
 
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Freebies for one baby and looking at new stuff for the other baby (Burnham) is that why she calls him Bubs cause he's a big baby.

What a shame you can see what's in the drawer under the cot 🙄🙄 bloody hell there will be more to worry about than that!!

I wonder what she will have got free in next weeks bore fest. It's a wonder they don't go to carboots. You watch in about a months time there will be a slog where they go to a carboot (hi candy)

I highly doubt anyone is worrying about her doing too much or lifting too much, she doesn't do anything just bosses about.

When she said she was going to clear the bed or whatever and hopefully Burnham will have finished helping his dad. Wtf!! She sees her parents well her creepy AF dad a lot more than Burnham sees his.

That baby voice she was putting on after the crazy golf 🤮 god knows what she will be like when the baby is here.

Anyone notice when she was talking about the bed guard for the daybed that she said "incase you don't want your child falling out of the bed" who wants their child to fall out of the bed!!!

Why does she call it a love seat? It's a box room so box 🤣🤣

Are they planning on leaving the next to me cot away from the bed when the baby is here? If so why couldn't they have had the baby in the free Mark's and Spencer 🙄 cot at the bottom of their bed?
 
Beverley macca said:
If I was married to Bubzzzzz 🤢 I'd have thrown his desk in the garden and told him to put a new shed up and stick it in there. (private time with Jeff) She's sooo twee and everything rosy. I'd have been raging. I've never seen anyone keep rearranging furniture so much, they're like the Chuckle Brothers.
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Candy has spent most of her pregnancy, trying to convince herself that the house is big enough.......It probably would be if Burnham wasn't so insistent on needing a room for his computer, away from humanity. I don't think he knows how tired the both of them are going to be......he won't be able to remember his own name....and he certainly won't give a toss about computer games. That being said, the baby might be like her dad.......and sleep through from day one
 
evoway13 said:
Candy has spent most of her pregnancy, trying to convince herself that the house is big enough.......It probably would be if Burnham wasn't so insistent on needing a room for his computer, away from humanity. I don't think he knows how tired the both of them are going to be......he won't be able to remember his own name....and he certainly won't give a toss about computer games. That being said, the baby might be like her dad.......and sleep through from day one
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I think he will sleep in the gaming room, cos he will NEED his beauty sleep before work, while Candy and the baby will occupy master bedroom. Not much will change for him.
 
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