Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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Her mum is a miserable witch - when she said to Candy ‘I’m surprised you didn’t just stick it all in your mouth’ when she was eating that mini burger

Did anyone click the dogs food and water bowls on the living room carpet 🤮🤮🤮

They have been for years - she should at least put down a food mat for it

That was the lamesg xmas meal ever! 🤣

where’s the veg!? It was all beige!

her dad is the biggest ick ever. gives major sex pest vibes.

The amount of snacks and stuff - so strange not having veg imo
 
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I really hope candy sorts her eating out - she looks bigger than ever!
 
I think Candy gets lots of gifts because she doesn't have children. I know she desperately wants children but, I don't see her trying that hard to be honest. I don't think she'd get £500+ spent on her if she had children. Me and my hubby spend on our children at Christmas and our nieces three children.

Candy's parents are very odd ....it looks as though her creepy dad had been dyeing his hair until recently .......and that moustache makes him look creepier than ever!
 
lots of calories in a small one of those hot chocolates and the portion is small I remember first making one and being surprised - I bet she’ll complain and then end up doing twice the amount!
Made with full fat milk it'll be about 350 cals, I worked it out as I'm starting my calorie counting back in Jan pre holidays and want to make sure I'm counting them right (I also got a Velvetiser for Christmas and it's bloody lovely - but very rich so it's not something you'd want much bigger, or everyday I don't think)
 
Made with full fat milk it'll be about 350 cals, I worked it out as I'm starting my calorie counting back in Jan pre holidays and want to make sure I'm counting them right (I also got a Velvetiser for Christmas and it's bloody lovely - but very rich so it's not something you'd want much bigger, or everyday I don't think)

agreed but she doesn’t do small portions does she - the bigger the better.
I like making mine with almond or cashew milk - loads less calories.
She’d be having whipped cream, marshmallows and little cookies on top all the time 🤢
 
I predict she'll still be 'getting cosy' in each vlog with her new velvetiser and making hot chocolates with a load of squirty cream on top (as well as a million coffees each day and her coke zero of course)
I don't think we'll see the treadmill
I don't think we'll see the telescope
I think Bubzzzzzzz will be 'ill' at least every other vlog.
I think she'll try WW again but will be off it by Feb
I don't think we'll see Gollum (her mother) until spring
We might get the odd clip of a dog walk but only when she remembers to use old footage and shoehorn it into a vlog to make it look like she actually takes them out.
 
Predictions for 2023
Garden centres and talk of garden furniture she wants to get as soon as new year is over.
Talk about going to church at Easter and then won't go
Vlogs of hot chocolate for all of January then never mentioned again, same as 'Dutch oven bread'
Apron being worn constantly for tasks that don't require an apron, to remind us how much of a home maker she is.
 
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