Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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evoway13 said:
Makes my heart happy
Bubz kindly did.......the pots/bathroom/dinner (this annoys me so much - he should be doing these things routinely)
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Kindly did- duck right off. Marriage is a partnership not a drudgery sentence for you for the rest of your life Cinderella. It’s the least the overgrown man child should be doing and you shouldn’t be grateful that he has. Are you going to be grateful when he baths your 27lb newborn or changes a nappy because they’re not even the bare minimum he should be doing, parenting is a joint enterprise.
 
Theyallneedarealitycheck said:
Kindly did- duck right off. Marriage is a partnership not a drudgery sentence for you for the rest of your life Cinderella. It’s the least the overgrown man child should be doing and you shouldn’t be grateful that he has. Are you going to be grateful when he baths your 27lb newborn or changes a nappy because they’re not even the bare minimum he should be doing, parenting is a joint enterprise.
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I’m hoping that she expresses milk so he can have a go at the night feeds - he will be in a coma for a month after one night!
 
Hanna Spanna said:
Can't believe the amount of crap she's eating! Bacon sarnies, then more processed meat with her giant ham baguette! Plus all that orange juice she's getting down her neck is full of sugar. How's she gonna have the energy to look after this baby or chase them around when it's a toddler?
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She hasn't thought of that - they appear to both think this baby will remain the size of a new born for ten years
 
Beverley macca said:
She'll sell the treadmill. It was grifted.
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but she claimed to love it so much (gathering dust in the guest/baby room/man cave)
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evoway13 said:
She hasn't thought of that - they appear to both think this baby will remain the size of a new born for ten years
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she often comments/complains about food being too small and in IKEA about the baby furniture being too big - she’s living in a fancy bubble where she thinks a baby will remain small.

the day bed will be sold when she realises she needs the space
 
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Sarlis said:
but she claimed to love it so much (gathering dust in the guest/baby room/man cave)
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she often comments/complains about food being too small and in IKEA about the baby furniture being too big - she’s living in a fancy bubble where she thinks a baby will remain small.

the day bed will be sold when she realises she needs the space
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She says she’s keeping hold of the day bed in case the baby needs her during the night. But, she’s not putting the baby in the nursery straight away - that being said, Bubs will soon scarper to the day bed when he realises babies cry in the night and sometimes they won’t settle back to sleep after a feed ….. :ROFLMAO:
 
I find her really overbearing in most vlogs, often says how ‘I want it’, ‘Not pleasing to my eye’. - she wants that Pinterest perfect ‘farmhouse’ look that doesn’t include big gaming pcs and warhammer.

she wants a nursery set up so she can sit in a rocking chair rubbing her fat bump.


evoway13 said:
She says she’s keeping hold of the day bed in case the baby needs her during the night. But, she’s not putting the baby in the nursery straight away - that being said, Bubs will soon scarper to the day bed when he realises babies cry in the night and sometimes they won’t settle back to sleep after a feed ….. :ROFLMAO:
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Tbh I am thinking more and more that she will end up sleeping on the day bed with the baby.
I mean there bedroom is so small there is no room for the baby to sleep either side of the bed.
 
"Bubs"
"Bubbsy"
"Baby Dean"
"Daddio"
"Say hello to your adoring fans"
"Puppas"
"Newty Poo"

All give me the ick as well as that annoying giggle at everything!!

I'm surprised that corner of the sofa isn't moulded to the shape of her fat arse!! Resting, watching vlogs, eating crap and drinking sugary drinks seem to be the only things she can stick to!! Oh as well as buying so much crap that she doesn't need and buying loads of junk food. What happened to bird watching, camping, her telescope, making bread in the "Dutch oven". All 5 minute wonders. She will be taking up knitting next 🙄 something nice and relaxing to do while she sits on her fat arse watching vlogs. Heaven forbid she does any hard graft while shes pregnant 🤦‍♀️ she goes on like shes the only woman to have ever been pregnant
 
Delia Smith said:
You just reminded me about all that mega expensive camping equipment they bought a few months ago cos she reckoned this year was gona be full of camping trips. Ha ha! Lazy cow and lazy husband. Bubzzzzzz will be delighted about the no camping you could tell he hates being away from his dressing gown and ‘Jeff’.
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wont be any solo camping trips and time soon
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pixiprincess said:
And so the tagging brands on insta starts. Shes tagged mamas and papas, obviously hinting for a gifted pram 🙄
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knew that was the only reason she went back on instagram
 
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